FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

[pickleniggo]

Because giving birth to a cyclops with no arms, no legs, and a foot growing out of its head is a risk worth taking, right Chris?

God promised him a daughter; he didn't say it wouldn't be a complete abomination.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Let's be honest, we all saw this coming.
...or should I say cumming?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't know what everyone is getting so bent out of shape about, since no one is actually willing to sleep with Chris, I doubt Barb would either. I think that even Barb would reject her autistic cross-dressing son. I think Rocky needs to make a home visit right about. Remember kids, I won't reveal anything embarrassing unless by accident. I hope this teaches weens that you don't need money for Chris related content.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

I stop lurking for a month, come back and learn that Chris has "grown a vagina" and then this...

...there's.... there's no saving this bastard..... nor is there any reason to at this point.....

 

[jessycaca]

It's truly an experience to start from the beginning, with Megan and Adam Stackhouse. I know all this is insane, but shecameforcwc.jpg is the greatest Chris Chan saga of all time.

Its like you're watching a thriller film from the end.

Thank you for having me look at that. I think I will start at the beginning. But really ... The " thumbs up " and the laser vagina ??? I have clearly missed a lot.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

There's not necessarily a reason to think that this sex dream Chris is referencing was based off of a waking thought of "hmm, I wonder what it'd be like to fuck mommy...", as opposed to just being a sleeping concatenation of "Mommy is a woman" and "I want to fuck women".

That might also be the other way how his brain worked out.

 

[Linako 2.0]

So you think Chris has weird talks about his vagina with his mom?

 

[Scotty G]

"Unless by accident..."

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

So you think Chris has weird talks about his vagina with his mom?

After this Fb-post it doesn't surprise me anymore if he did.

 

[Jack Awful]

If admitting he's fantasized about fucking his own mom doesn't get Chris lolcow of the year I don't know what will.

 

[Argonian Scum]

So you think Chris has weird talks about his vagina with his mom?

After this Fb-post it doesn't surprise me anymore if he did.

He's talked to her about masturbation in detail before, so probably.
Edit: Source

 

[Apocalypso]

All this love between Chris and his mom is BARB-aric.

 

[The Giver]

I don't think Chris realizes there are different types of affection, and that not all affection has to be sexual.

This makes a disturbing amount of sense.

• Chris doesn't want to have sex with men
• Chris dislikes most men
• Chris wants to have sex with all women
• Chris is incapable of having a platonic relationship with women
• Chris likes himself
• Chris thinks he must therefore be a woman; that is, an object of sexual desire
• Chris loves his mother
• Chris dreams about having sex with his mother

 

[Cuntster]

Barb is so out of it now she probably just lays there in a semi-comatose state while Chris gives her a load of his cumuppence.

You are also now aware the "dental work" she needed was to have her teeth removed.

 

[DolphinHunter]

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I have a few things to say in response to this article. Firstly, the child was over 18, and surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty. Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation. Moreover, it was the lifelong affections between parent and child. Also, the mother probably could not bear any ovum for children anymore.

Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.

Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow). Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.

Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.

Unless the sex act was abusive, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. I would encourage the child to socialize more; maybe make it easier for the child to meet more people his/her age.

Do Not send the mother and son to jail!

http://www.warpedspeed.com/incest-i...2&tse_id=INF_315063905f1611e6b7dc69ca5c618d1d

You're going to Hell, Chris.

 

[Terrorist]

haha, "spooning", yeah right *vomits uncontrollably*

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

 

[Scotty G]

If admitting he's fantasized about fucking his own mom doesn't get Chris lolcow of the year I don't know what will.

He's lolcow god-emperor of the galaxy for life.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

He's lolcow god-emperor of the galaxy for life.

Even the 4 brothers stopped trolling him because he's already doing their work for them.

 

[Silver Octopus]

So to reiterate, Chris:

• Drinks his own cum
• Shits himself in public
• Cuts himself in the area between his asshole and ballsack
• Rubs womens vibrators on his man-boobs
• Bathes like every other day or after three days

And now

• Dreams about having sex with his own mother

Chris truly is one of a kind...