"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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So do we want Jim to die or are we convinced he is faking it?

I want him to live, because he seems like a good guy and I'm not a sociopath. I'm rooting for him, I've seen and known a couple of people who were given little chance of recovery that were in worse positions. Either way, it's not over until it's over, and I'd love to see him recover and start producing content again. His stuff reminds me of some of the edgier programs I'd watch as a kid like Eurotrash and Brass Eye. He has a talent for comedy and entertainment based on the grotesque and absurd, even if he often downplays that.

If he doesn't then I'd feel sad about it, because I'm not a fucking monster

Not sure why people would think he's faking it. He's posted a fair amount of evidence and he's not exactly monetizing anything any longer
 
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In brighter news, he also talked about Baldur's Gate 3 a few hours ago on his feed, so his impending death isn't quite the only thing he's been talking/thinking about there.
 
Can any of you fake doctors explain how bad Jim's condition is? I don't really have experience with hospitals or sick people.

His heart took a fairly significant hit. An MI with an LAD origin is one of, if not the most severe type of MI. But, they also treated it promptly, and those vessels looks quite good now. Since he made it through the procedure his only risk now is developing heart failure in the next 12 months. If he can avoid that, he should be fine. If he develops HF, he'll get maybe a year or two.

Don't worry he's just getting some of that BBC stent
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Mutt's law! Mutt's law! Mutt's law!

Those all look quite patent now. As long as he can avoid recanalization (where the vessel re-blocks despite the stent due to immune reaction against the stent itself and what it does to the blockage) He's lucky he survived. an LAD based MI has a rather high chance of immediate cardiac death, delayed cardiac death due to rupture, and long term risk (which he is still under) of subsequent heart failure. If he can get through the next 12 months without developing HF, he will be ok. Hopefully he'll take better care of himself as far as BP, statins, etc... although a certain amount of this is likely due to his autoimmune disease, which he has likely done his best to control. LAD type blockages tend to have something of a hereditary element to them, so I wouldn't be surprised if he has some kind of family history of male members of his family suddenly dropping dead or having MI's that were the root cause of death secondary to developing heart failure, etc...

For his age, this guy is really a mess. He has a primary autoimmune condition, with secondary features, indolent lymphoma (likely caused by the meds he is taking for the autoimmune condition if he is using a biologic, they all eventually cause cancer), and an LAD type MI. He's probably got 10 years at a minimum left, 15 years on average, and 20 years only by the grace of god.
 
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Jim is getting blackpilled hard.
Well that's fucking bleak. I'd wager even the most cheerfully accelerationist shitposters have those moments of clarity from time to time about reality being in the shitter, but I wonder what he saw this time to set him off enough to post about it.

Glad he's still kicking though. At this rate the man's going to survive and thrive on stubbornness and dairy until Apocalypse-kun runs him down in the street one day and he wakes up in one of his animus.
 
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