Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fat Gay Riker]

Nick is baiting with his livestream title: "Amime Matsuri Exposed The Dark TRUTH!"

No, Nicholas, the dark truth is only found here, and you couldn't handle it. Continue to cope, seethe, and balldialate.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

The ones I feel sorry for are Kurt and Aussie. I am hearing that Aussie Overlawd was excluded from Vic's dinner AND karaoke.

Nick's lack of availability and communication sounds abysmally rude. I believe he realized he was not the centre of attention and just flaked off with his coom-buddy.

I mean, it's not like Aussie flew halfway across the world to hang with Nick...

I want to feel bad for Aussie, but much like Kurt, he lacks charisma which makes him less of a sympathetic character.

In fact, Kurt probably unbelievably beats Aussie in his Charisma stats. Kurt at least has fleeting moments where he is relatable with his awkward cooking streams and his autistic wit.

Did Nick ever make an appearance on Aussie's Sunday Night Sex Show like he suggested he would post-Depp?

- When asked about money he made, he said that he does not specifically make money at the con, and that it was a massive loss. He goes to hang out with people and have fun (LOL! He barely hung out with normies.) He does not think that he got shafted with the table space. He did not have a chance to catch up with the con owners this year, but he hopes to catch up with them and go next year.

A potential way to stem travel con losses would be to

- A) actually man the con booth you are supposed to be organizing/leading
- B) actually stream for superchat money at the con like you seem to avoid now like the plague

He also said he wants to share feedback for next year with the owners

HA!

The AM management is going to be about as receptive to his future feedback as his Locals in-house contacts who are running the clock out on his exclusivity deal.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I want to feel bad for Aussie, but much like Kurt, he lacks charisma which makes him less of a sympathetic character.

In fact, Kurt probably unbelievably beats Aussie in his Charisma stats. Kurt at least has fleeting moments where he is relatable with his awkward cooking streams and his autistic wit.

Did Nick ever make an appearance on Aussie's Sunday Night Sex Show like he suggested he would post-Depp?

I was gonna mention that aussie is as much of a coomer as nick but you already mentioned it. But I actually think aussie is even more repulsive though, on account he also looks even more repulsive than nick AND is also a little bitch. He whined pretty hard on twitter months ago when he noticed someone or two kept coming into his stream to dislike it. I guess his channel was so small that he'd notice it but come the fuck on.

He also said he wants to share feedback for next year with the owners.

Ok seriously though, who is in charge of making the booth/corner? AM or Nick? Who fucked up here? Cause according to this, what they got (just the table and text banners) wasn't supposed to be the only thing?!

*is file upload fucked?

 

[Swole McPole]

Regardless, something I noticed is that Nick can not fucking stay still. Constantly touching his face, shifting position, craving that next dopamine hit he gets from the audience when he makes an inappropriate quip? I know stills don't speak for much, but Nick is filled with nervous energy while everyone else is relaxed

Doesn't he get prescribed amphetamines for ADHD or some such. (The perennial excuse of the thick middle classes who gets outcomes that they don't regard as congruous with their status.)

This continuous twitching, moving, fiddling around, etc. is a symptom of stimulant use. Possibly he downed a couple of extra Ritalin or Adderal, believing it would give him the extra boost to his confidence necessary for a live public appearance where someone might bring up the Balldo or Hedonism II. Or maybe he'd just taken a giant hit off the crack pipe while Camelot gave him a masterblaster.

(For those who have never come across the term -- which was widely used on among black street crack smokers in the late 80's -- it refers to the process of getting your dick sucked and then hitting that pipe so that the crack hits right at the point of orgasm. Strictly limited to degenerates, which is why I'm associating it with Nick.)

What kind of fucking idiot declares it is his desire/mission to "Destigmatize sex"?

What kind of idiot thinks sex is stigmatized? You've got fudge packers wandering down the street in broad daylight with their arseholes exposed to all and sundry. Instead of getting locked up, these cunts get nothing but widespread applause. Fortune 500 companies donate money to pay for their month long public orgy. Pansy cops and their useless bulldagger female equivalent march with them and dance at the public orgy.

Nick built his audience by larping as a married man with traditional values. A large portion of his audience were people who recognize that we're in a historical epoch that's akin, in many ways. to the fall of the Roman Empire -- and one of the key reasons for that (if Gibbons is to be believed) is the erosion of traditional values. Nick's gone from someone who was perceived as a defender of the Empire, to somebody actively working towards its downfall.

He left thr bar after a few hours for a private dinner.

Houston swing club, obv..

Are britbongs really that bad these days with their liocenses we now have a tard love license?

I've never heard of it before. This nigger probably impregnated some Downs Syndrome mong and tried to get out of prosecution by saying 'but I'm a tard too!' Your average mong would struggle to find anything on the internet outside of YouTube (where their carers would sit them to watch Little Baby Bumhole for hours on end.) The idea that one is going to negotiate his way to The Mayor of Nigtown's Coomer Discord is fucking preposterous.

Mencap is the leading charity for the UK mongoloid and his bredren and sistren. They believe that almost all mongs have a right to engage in free and unfettered sexual activity with whoever they choose. Mongs have human rights too!

The only people who can't is that tiny proportion that lacks the mental capacity to consent. Even then, they can get an advocate who can argue that just because they have the brain function of a cabbage, they still have the right to lie in a urine soaked bathroom at the local gay bar and get rogered by all and sundry if that's what they want to do.

(OK, I might be engaging in some hyperbole here, but if you have any interest in the issue, the Mencap Sexuality and Relationships FAQ is very illuminating.)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

For those who are wondering why Nick doesn't stream for Superchats anymore, I think it is becuase he legitimately cannot. He turned off the weeb whale audience that will throw a lot of money at hobbies, and he told his new audience that they can get the sane dopamine hurt for only 5 dollars a month.

He had a niche market of high dollar value hardcore fans that he chased off. He thought he could replace them because they donated because of him when he actually got lucky with his initial audience. Now he does not seem to want to put in the work. At least in the pre-2020 era, he would show up pretty consistently to do a show. Now he does not seem to want to do even that...

 

[SargonF00t]

For those who are wondering why Nick doesn't stream for Superchats anymore, I think it is becuase he legitimately cannot. He turned off the weeb whale audience that will throw a lot of money at hobbies, and he told his new audience that they can get the sane dopamine hurt for only 5 dollars a month.

He had a niche market of high dollar value hardcore fans that he chased off. He thought he could replace them because they donated because of him when he actually got lucky with his initial audience. Now he does not seem to want to put in the work. At least in the pre-2020 era, he would show up pretty consistently to do a show. Now he does not seem to want to do even that...

Whilst what he makes must be constantly shrinking, it seems like he went from earning over a million a year, to maybe $300k and declining to God knows what, maybe even sub $100k in another 12 months time.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Coomalot stole Nick's swim trunks.

This doesn’t surprise me? Is this like the coomer gay equivalent of a panty raid? These two should just move to Castro Street already.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

- Coomalot stole Nick's swim trunks.

And thus the faggot lover theory gains more credence.

 

[not william stenchever]

I stopped listening to Rackets while doing other things back in 2020 because I grew tired of the mongoloids that would superchat 50 dollars to say shit like "my tiger sharks were eaten by an orca whale " but if by this point he's lost those retards then he's done.

If you manage to chase off the lowest bar dopamine chasing idiots who will pay you by the fistful then you need to reexamine your life.

 

[Chibitzen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jek_RKVxIhU&ab_channel=LegalVices

LV streaming about Anime Matsuri and the crazy shit they got into. Apparently him and some others went to the Nerdlesque show.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Looks like he has at least two sites.

First is "Youtube Hustle Mastery" (screenshot embedded above by @Chibitzen)
Archive

Second is "Go East Gentlemen"

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Here's the consultation offerings and fees.

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Mindset's website gives off strong Jack Murphy Liminal Order impressions.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

So since Drex is at AM, I thought I'd check in on his server. To see if there's anything interesting about AM...

I forgot to look up if they mentioned anything about kf..

We have another math genius in drex's server. Nick has "couple something hundred million" fans! Funnily enough, the post sneed linked to is actually mine, posting stuff about drex's drama between his two whores. I guess drex didn't actually read it?

 

[Chibitzen]

I forgot to look up if they mentioned anything about kf..
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We have another math genius in drex's server. Nick has "couple something hundred million" fans! Funnily enough, the post sneed linked to is actually mine, posting stuff about drex's drama between his two whores. I guess drex didn't actually read it?

Drex is low intelligence and yet they seem to think they will get anywhere with trying to communicate with him. This is the same man whose hobby is besting others with cheap and fast hot takes and prying into people's personal business so he can buttress himself artificially. Frankly I'm surprised he hasn't broke into Astrology or Tarot cards yet to instruct others how great/pathetic their futures will likely be without his grand advice, obviously not based on how he personally views the plight of others.

"This person told me all their secrets! I can do anything for just about everyone!"

 

[Kopasea]

We have another math genius in drex's server. Nick has "couple something hundred million" fans!

He's not wrong that Kiwi Farms isn't the majority. But how did he come up with a couple hundred million fans?! He thinks that 2% of the world is a fan of Nick? I bet you couldn't have found 2% of the people at Anime Matsuri who were fans of Nick.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I forgot to look up if they mentioned anything about kf..
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We have another math genius in drex's server. Nick has "couple something hundred million" fans! Funnily enough, the post sneed linked to is actually mine, posting stuff about drex's drama between his two whores. I guess drex didn't actually read it?

Drex: Although true, these losers spend a LOT of time running their mouth about shit another man has or is doing that they WISH they had or were doing

Why the fuck would I want to be a miserable single dad with partial custody of my daughter? Drexel made shit decisions when he was young, learned the wrong lessons, and continues to make shit decisions in the present. He's going to grow old and die with no one at his bedside because his daughter will resent him and none of his sycophants he's fooled into believing he's worth something will care about him in half a decade. That or some spurned lover will poison him with methanol so he goes blind. It's a coin toss.

Drexel's life isn't something to aspire toward, he's just a spectacle of degeneracy all wrapped up as a side character in someone else's even funnier story.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I forgot to look up if they mentioned anything about kf..
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We have another math genius in drex's server. Nick has "couple something hundred million" fans! Funnily enough, the post sneed linked to is actually mine, posting stuff about drex's drama between his two whores. I guess drex didn't actually read it?

This guys retardation goes off in multiple different directions that only brush up against the truth at one point. He is correct that KiwiFarms isn't a great resource to gauge how your audience at large feels about you. We are a niche website that only a small and particularly retarded subset of the population would be interested in having an account on. RRU.

However, if you're a YouTuber and your numbers are cratering then we become a pretty great resource when it comes to trying to determine why that might be. He should also familiarize himself with the concept of "Sample Size". You don't need 325 million people polled to determine the opinion on Nick's ~25k audience.

Spoiler: Pointless Autism

For a viewership of 25,000 if you wanted to have a 95% confidence level with a margin of error of 3% you'd only need ~1,000 members in your study.

Lower your expectations to 90% with a 5% margin of error and you could get away with ~250.

Even if you wanted a 99% confidence interval with a 1% margin of error you would only need around 40% of the population being studied to respond.

There are also substantial diminishing returns to the sample size needed as the population size increases. 99% Confidence with a 1% margin of error at the below population levels require the associated sample size.

3 needs 3 ||| 30 needs 30 ||| 300 needs 295 ||| 3,000 needs 2,541 ||| 30,000 needs 10,677 ||| 300,000 needs 15,709
From there even if you bump it up to 300 million people the sample size only increases to 16,576.

The only person more retarded than this guy is me for wasting my time typing out boring math in the first place. But I'm in a hotel room with fuck all on UK television, wishing I was back in the land of freedom. So this passes the time.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Mindset's website gives off strong Jack Murphy Liminal Order impressions.

Mindset's "YouTube Hustle Mastery" seems to be inspired by Andrew Tate's "Hustler's University". Here's a 13 minute review of Andrew Tate's school by YouTuber Coffeezilla that touches on the main points (wealth generation, pimping hoes, etc.) to help you decide if this would sound appealing to Mindset.

 

[Potatoherder]

For those who are wondering why Nick doesn't stream for Superchats anymore, I think it is becuase he legitimately cannot. He turned off the weeb whale audience that will throw a lot of money at hobbies, and he told his new audience that they can get the sane dopamine hurt for only 5 dollars a month.

He had a niche market of high dollar value hardcore fans that he chased off. He thought he could replace them because they donated because of him when he actually got lucky with his initial audience. Now he does not seem to want to put in the work. At least in the pre-2020 era, he would show up pretty consistently to do a show. Now he does not seem to want to do even that...

He also lost the ability to do solo streams, I harp on it a lot but 45+ minutes of him reading an article with homoerotic jokes mixed in isn't good content. He is entirely dependent on guests to bring in big hauls now. The real Nick isn't as likable as the fake persona.

 

[Chibitzen]

This guys retardation goes off in multiple different directions that only brush up against the truth at one point. He is correct that KiwiFarms isn't a great resource to gauge how your audience at large feels about you. We are a niche website that only a small and particularly retarded subset of the population would be interested in having an account on. RRU.

Lolcows who are worth writing banter over don't particularly care for constructive feedback, so that point is moot anyway. KF isn't aspiring to be a journalistic resource for Creators. Some may not mind handing out their free gems every now and then *kowtow*, but for the most part, the site is whatever we deem it to be (within the rules).

Farmer culture just makes it simpler and more fun to join together all that weirdness in the same place.

 

[Captain Manning]

We have another math genius in drex's server. Nick has "couple something hundred million" fans!

I don't exactly know what he means by "fans," but NO individual on Youtube has more than 200M subscribers. Mr Beast comes closest at 176M. T-Series is the biggest channel of all time, but that's a record label.

This guy either mistyped, or he's smoking crack.

Even if he meant a couple of hundred THOUSAND fans, going off Nick's Youtube subscribers, that still doesn't seem right. Nick isn't pulling in the views anymore like he used to. Outside of the Taylor Shaubusiness coverage, he seems to be pulling in around 20K, on average, per video.

What I gleen from this is that Nick got a lot of subs from Weeb Wars, and a lot more from Heard and Rittenhouse, but he's got serious audience retention issues now. I'm pretty sure what happened is a lot of people subbed when he was covering popular topics, but the vast majority of those just haven't unsubbed and aren't really watching his other content.

I can further gleen that his best option to "pull up" is to emphasize true crime trial coverage again. But he'd have to commit to it. That might be too much to ask now. Plus, even then, I doubt he's gonna see the numbers he saw from the Heard trial anytime soon. Consider his last Taylor Schaubusiness video pulled in 69K views, while his biggest video of all time pulled in 2M and was a clip from his Heard trial coverage.

Nick is a story of "right person, right place, right time." He gave a voice to people were were sick of #MeToo garbage during the Vic saga, and he provided non-bias coverage of Rittenhouse and Heard when all the mainstream talking heads proclaimed how Heard stunning and brave and that Kyle is a monster. So much of his previous success is due to external factors he he has little control over.

However, if you're a YouTuber and your numbers are cratering then we become a pretty great resource when it comes to trying to determine why that might be.

Particularly if you are YouTuber who picked up a decent chunk of your audience from KF. Which Nick absolutely did. It's why he's so frazzled.

This site doesn't have all the answers as to what's wrong with Nick, but it damn sure can explain why a lot of ex-Weeb Warriors fell out of love with him.