Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but he hasn't pulled out the classic "child" in a while, has he? Must be extra on edge.

He stopped for a while after people called the Elon Musk horse sex picture child porn. Probably realized for a short moment that calling people "little baby infant child" makes him look like a complete creep.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Watching Piggy wank himself dry over the Trump indictment makes me unironically want Trump to win.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Why would anyone have bothered ordering Benson to do this if all they were going to do is fucking complain about it and get in the way of the investigation?

This is going to be one of the most retarded conspiracies of all time.

No, no, I get it, I've seen this comedy movie before. It's the classic trope of the villains hiring the most incompetent buffoon for the job they don't want to actually succeed, only for the buffoon to accidentally stumble onto success.

--E7: Mahama insists she doesn't want Laraby's death ruled as a suicide or the investigation buried. Her sincerity's not a concern, though, just this pointless meandering about whether or not Benson should have been punished, a pissing contest about jurisdictions... you can't get much more padded than this right here!

"The Captain said that they saw Larby throw himself out the airlock"
Ah yes, just a slip of tongue. So easy to misunderstand.

 

[RussianParasite]

I think there is an accent that is a sneaky “win” in terms of most grating in the US, and that is the one in the greater Pittsburgh area. Scranton has a bit of it too. “Yinz goihn dahntahn Warshington er not?” I personally don’t hate it but I know it’s not popular.

Brooklyn, New Orleans/Louisiana or a proper broad Texan accent are my favorites.

I like these too overall but so many people that speak like this are tryhards. Either non-locals where it doesn’t sound authentic or young people trying to keep it alive in an increasingly “bland American” accent world.

How is this related to Patrick you ask? Well fat people have trouble speaking at a certain point and develop a sort of wheezing accent themselves. He’s overweight himself, you see.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Twitter seems to have broken something for login-less apps again.

Thank you for acting accordingly to your username, friendo.

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On another note:
A new account without any prior activity posted this on the First, Better forum:


In my humble opinion, Fatty got angry Javier dare to think there are 2 sides to any story, and he and Snacky are trying to either discredit Javier or get the Pest to consider him a target. Fortunately, the Brothermen saw this from a mile away, and nobody's buying it.

Bonus: stupid overweight man trying to look young looks like he dipped his head in printer ink:


Give it up Fatty. Asphalt for hair isn't gonna scare anyone in jail, so you better invest these last hours in some of that BBJ you used to be a master at.

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Edit - his hair here reminded me of something:

Spoiler: It's Always Sunny in Milwaukee

Ever since discovering Fatty, I can't watch another episode of Sunny with Dennis and not think of Pat. Take away his good looks and all that's left is Patrick: a midwit, vindictive narcissist who: mistreats everyone around him, that tries (unssuccefully) to manipulate them, and is always angry at the world because he doesn't get the recognition and fame he feels he deserves. And, of course, who's in reality a very weak-minded man, afraid of what he sees in the mirror.

Seriously: take the little good there's in Dennis, and all you have left is Patrick.


("My hairline hasn't moved an inch since high-school, child")


"See this blue checkmark here? It means I'm indeed more important than you, little nothing"


"Susan is not a V4 starter car, Stalker. She's a Bullit V8, a collector's car!" .
"You have been instructed many thousands of times to BE GONE, VILE STALKER! BEGONE FROM ME! Enjoy prison."

 

[John_Smith]

Edit to avoid the dreaded DP: Is ArchiverChild a Jackie alt? RE: the photo, close the blinds on the window, close the door to the closet and tidy up the area behind, you slovenly pair of shiftless, lazy, filthy slobs. Not just white trash, but Poor White Trash. The haircut to hide the gray isn't working.

Hillary Clinton has the accent--Northern, Northeastern, Chicago Urban, among its other names-- I mentioned, and therefore it is the ugliest accent for no other reason, even though there are more. It's like listening to a farmer drag a harrow over a field of slate. Patso is weirdly thirsty for Hillary too. Coincidence?
Best accents: highland southern (educated) or eastern midlands. Coolest accent is the one found on some of the islands of the Chesapeake Bay and around the Bay. They are unique. Take Smith Island for example (nice name eh?) or even Tangiers Island.

Disagreements aside, we can all agree that Nikki is a no-class, foul-mouthed slattern, and Patso is Fat, or faT in his own personal dialect, and is going to jail. Three hots and a cot, Piggy. How soon before he violates jail etiquette and gets a beat down? 1 hour? Hearing is at 10:00am so I predict he will be frog marched, fatly, to the courthouse holding cell between 10:15am-10:30am. Procedure is probably to transfer from holding cell to jail at close of court business (IIRC) so Patso will be enjoying prisonjail by 5:30pm. He's into things. Will he enjoy the body cavity search? Will he, ahem, squeal like a pig?

 

[Uncle Buck]

I sincerely thank Funster DominusOdium for cluing me in on this gem:

...we can all agree that Nikki is a no-class, foul-mouthed slattern...

I can't award you enough

 

[Piggle Rick]

Give it up Fatty. Asphalt for hair isn't gonna scare anyone at jail, so you better invest these last hours in some of that BBJ you used to be a master at.

I’m sure that J stands for “job”, right….?

 

[AprilRains]

Who wore it better?

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Them boys carrying depleted uranium cannon rounds flew in the mud behind his house a few too many times, I reckon. Irradiated his brain and turned him into Torque Wheeler like one of them cape-shit superhero stories, or somethin'.

You mean "Porque Squealer", no?

Edit: oh shit, quick update! It looks like our boy Ethan had health issues yesterday (source: Funsters):

Since he checked out, I think its likely that it was the way he slept. It wouldn't be difficult to sleep in such a way that you wake up with a numb arm from compressing the sensory branches while at the same time stressing your costochondral joints which would cause chest pain.

I'm sure any further workup by a cards doc will show he is perfectly fine.

could a kind soul point me where i can find a copy of A Christmas Carnage, I never got to read it because a mean fat pig monster ate it

https://archive.org/details/christmas-carnage-a-owen-a.-forrems

 

[internet friend]

In my humble opinion, Fatty got angry Javier dare to think there are 2 sides to any story, and he and Snacky are trying to either discredit Javier or get the Pest to consider him a target. Fortunately, the Brothermen saw this from a mile away, and nobody's buying it.

Sorry, retarded moment here, but how does that post negatively affect Javier in any way? I'm genuinely missing something.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Sorry, retarded moment here, but how does that post negatively affect Javier in any way? I'm genuinely missing something.

Check out the "sender" at the top: it's Javier's email. I think it's a shop to make it look like Javier broke journalistic integrity by secretly sharing details and images of Patrick's interview with the very people Pat claims are trying to kill him.

Even if someone argues "Javier" here is not trying to get to Pat, but Jackie alone, it still looks like he's in cahoots with Ona to deceive someone he knows is an ally of Pat, and directly involved in Patrick's story.

The Funsters have been going hard at Jackie these last few days, digging up a lot of documented evidence of her very shameful and hypocritical past (lost guard of her children, is about US$200,000 in the red and doing shady maneuvers to avoid paying her debt). So hard in fact I could see her doing this gay ops on her own, even without Patrick's knowledge. I doubt she's going solo though: Pat is fuming because of Episode 4 (and also because reckoning day is coming, ofc).

 

[internet friend]

Check out the "sender" at the top: it's Javier's email. I think it's a shop to make it look like Javier broke journalistic integrity by secretly sharing details and images of Patrick's interview with the very people Pat claims are trying to kill him.

Even if someone argues "Javier" here is not trying to get to Pat, but Jackie alone, it still looks like he's in cahoots with Ona to deceive someone he knows is an ally of Pat, and directly involved in Patrick's story.

The Funsters have been going hard at Jackie these last few days, digging up a lot of documented evidence of her very shameful and hypocritical past (lost guard of her children, is about US$200,000 in the red and doing shady maneuvers to avoid paying her debt). So hard in fact I could see her doing this gay ops on her own, even without Patrick's knowledge. I doubt she's going solo though: Pat is fuming because of Episode 4 (and also because reckoning day is coming, ofc).

Even if this was a real email (which by no way am I saying it is), the damnation it's supposed to bring feels kinda... flaccid. He's asking a source for information about someone he intends to investigate, is that supposed to be a bad thing? Or is this the kinda gotcha that only makes sense if you have a GPA of 1.7?

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Even if this was a real email (which by no way am I saying it is), the damnation it's supposed to bring feels kinda... flaccid. He's asking a source for information about someone he intends to investigate, is that supposed to be a bad thing? Or is this the kinda gotcha that only makes sense if you have a GPA of 1.7?

I agree with you. To most people, maybe that'd be just a "Humm, strange" moment. What I think matters most here is context.

Pat believes public image is everything. That's his stated reason not to ditch Twitter despite it destroying his life. Heck, he believes it so much these last few weeks he decided to search for and reach out to every single media avenue he found. He thinks the exposure it's the only thing that can save him from prison. Of course, he's wrong: the judicial system is what will decide his fate.

But that's not how Patrick thinks. Screw judge Sosnay, to him good exposure means people will se you as the good guy, and you'll win; bad exposure means people will see you as the bad guy, the loser who deserves prison.

And to Pat, as soon as Javier decided to listen to the bad guy, he became one of them. We know how vindictive Pat is... he sees any type of questioning as the most egregious betrayal. I can 100% imagine that in Pat's mind, the ultimate betrayal by a media personality (that lives and dies by their credibility) deserves the ultimate punishment: to be discredited, exposed as unethical.

The timing must be considered as well. Like I said, in the last days the Pests inflicted on Snackie a huge blow. And Pat is hours away from prison.

Again, I'm not saying *that* would be a fantastic move to me or you, but remember we're talking about a man who left over a 1000 responses in an r/autism thread because "no, absolutely no! They dont get to set the truth, and the record musT be correcTed"

At this moment, this is all conjecture, I'll give you that. But I think Pat and Jackie are going for what is in their minds a hail Mary here.

 

[Schpoots]

I think piggies petulant plan is to keep screeching with the hopes of some would be hero swooping in to pay his debts to own the nazis or something.

 

[FinnSven]

Fatrick is stupid and I am sure he would fail or incriminate himself if he tried, but would he still owe the money if Quasi died?

This is hypothetical of course.

I mean what would happen would be Fatrick would end up trying to shoot Quasi in front of a camera or on a live stream, probably forgetting to chamber his Glock or take the safety off.

 

[siegemeister675]

Everyone who's here should watch today's MATI stream.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Everyone who's here should watch today's MATI stream.

where does null even stream them?

 

[siegemeister675]

where does null even stream them?

Rumble, Odysee, VK. Check the Telegram for all links: https://t.me/mationair

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Pat's going to end up making license plates for his reposessed car lololol.