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Procopius said:
And if that doesn't work, have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again.
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Can take the cock off the loser hiding in the corner hoping people will notice him and come be friends but can't well, I worded that too long but you get where I'm going with this.

I love the whole "setting up at a table at a convention and tweeting desperately begging for people to come talk to you" thing we have now. How long do you think Kevin waited around hoping all six likes on this tweet were from other convention goers who might stop by? How connected do you think this was to his being "exhausted" because he sat around for hours primed to SPRING INTO ACTION once the fans finally showed up?

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Maybe he was still trying to decipher how a wristband works. Will his hand soon be joining his cock in the surgical waste bin?
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It's pretty great that I regularly wonder if he's somehow getting stupider. Love that even his followers couldn't believe he did this to himself.

Also, why are we posting on Twitter again? I thought BlueSky was the happening place for trans girls now?
 
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FinnSven said:
I wouldn’t be surprised that the closest thing to a plan he has for the future is getting a sugar daddy with his “new vag”.
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It worked for Brianna (power word John Walker Flynt) Wu, but he really just won the lolcow lottery having a Mongolian midget bank roll all of his shenanigans. Then Kevin could have as many Transformers as Wu has Porsches and pinball machines.
 
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Can take the cock off the loser hiding in the corner hoping people will notice him and come be friends but can't well, I worded that too long but you get where I'm going with this.

I love the whole "setting up at a table at a convention and tweeting desperately begging for people to come talk to you" thing we have now. How long do you think Kevin waited around hoping all six likes on this tweet were from other convention goers who might stop by? How connected do you think this was to his being "exhausted" because he sat around for hours primed to SPRING INTO ACTION once the fans finally showed up?


It's pretty great that I regularly wonder if he's somehow getting stupider. Love that even his followers couldn't believe he did this to himself.

Also, why are we posting on Twitter again? I thought BlueSky was the happening place for trans girls now?
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Bugged clout mechanics, nothing he could do!
 
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Can take the cock off the loser hiding in the corner hoping people will notice him and come be friends but can't well, I worded that too long but you get where I'm going with this.
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Make him dilate?

I don’t understand why he had his own booth or table or whatever. Surely he didn’t have any of his toy collection with him, it would just be this big lunk of a guy with a nose ring, and you’re supposed to go up and talk to him?
I think that’s asking a bit much if the convention-goers are mostly Brits, even weird ones who collect children’s toys.
 
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Accidental Protege said:
He did show that Transformer toy with a dilator for scale. Maybe that was Kevin's way of saying "and YES I'm still dilating" to own the chuds as subtly as possible. Which is to say, not at all.
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I figured he was showing everyone how close he is to shoving the Transformer up his crotch belly button. Just a few more dilator sizes and he should be there. We all know this was his goal all along.

ETA: @Oxyjen I took it as he was in a booth with a bunch of other stank autists and was positioned in the back - so when a hulking Jeremy-but-I-go-by-Luna stopped by to awkwardly avoid eye contact w Kevryn, Kevkev wasn't sure who it was trying to address.

He is absolutely THIRSTY to take a selfie with someone and post it with the caption "I met a fan!"
 
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Oxyjen said:
I don’t understand why he had his own booth or table or whatever. Surely he didn’t have any of his toy collection with him, it would just be this big lunk of a guy with a nose ring, and you’re supposed to go up and talk to him?
I think that’s asking a bit much if the convention-goers are mostly Brits, even weird ones who collect children’s toys.
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I assumed there were extra/empty ones and he commandeered one. Sometimes these conventions also have rooms of tables for people to use, maybe he setup shop in the corner of one of those. I've seen other people on social media do this kind of thing and tweet where they are and stuff, so maybe that's where Kevin got the idea and then executed it in a very Kevin way.
 
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Kevin flies 5000 miles on someone else's dime and does this...

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...then spends the rest of his visit squeeeeing over the same plastic toys he buys every other day of the year.

What a perfectly conditioned consoomer. He'd probably starve if he went to Mexico and couldn't find a Taco Bell.
 
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Mr Snoid said:
Kevin flies 5000 miles on someone else's dime and does this...

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...then spends the rest of his visit squeeeeing over the same plastic toys he buys every other day of the year.

What a perfectly conditioned consoomer. He'd probably starve if he went to Mexico and couldn't find a Taco Bell.
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He tried Greggs.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
just went for a lil look at kevs twitter, and chanced to find that along with Penny's personal account, the official Tenacious Unicorn Tranch's twitter is now private/protected.

.. is this old news? is the grift really over?
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IIRC it's been that way for like half a year now (has it really been that long already?), ever since Bonnie threatened to rat them out to the ATF, or the FBI or something like that I think.

So it's been real quiet since then, unfortunately.
 
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