Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

What mystifies me is that Thikk Nikk is going along with this. Pat is a low IQ lunatic, but she is probably somewhat intellectually capable.
Why does he support this? Is she just a really loyal woman? Or did Pat's retardation infect her and damaged her brain?

You know all those bar fights he claims to have taken part in?
Wasn't at Hoolies but a home bar.

 

[AnOminous]

You know all those bar fights he claims to have taken part in?
Wasn't at Hoolies but a home bar.

He's probably won numerous bar fights at home against Niki. From her appearance he has beaten her retarded.

 

[McMitch]

I listened to Jersh's yesterday stream where part of the Javier interview was played, and I am unable to cope with how moronic Pat is.
These are legal issues he could have found out by using Google.
"We didn't know we could appeal" Nigger, what? Who goes into a lawsuit without knowing you can appeal?
And if you found out after the fact, you should have done your homework and found out that you can't appeal anymore.

"We are not done fighting this" Yes, yes you are. There is nothing you can do except maybe protect your assets.

"We are not in contempt of court" Yeah sure, that's why you ignore the courts ruling. Not contempt at all to ignore a ruling.

"The judgment was illegitimate" Then you should have appealed. You haven't, because you are a retard, and now it will stand.

I seriously can't grasp this retardation. He will show up in court and try to argue his case again. The case he lost. His dissonance with legal reality is so strong that I believe that the chances are fair that he will oink out and child the judge.

What mystifies me is that Thikk Nikk is going along with this. Pat is a low IQ lunatic, but she is probably somewhat intellectually capable.
Why does he support this? Is she just a really loyal woman? Or did Pat's retardation infect her and damaged her brain?

He’s legit going to try the Ethan Ralph defense. Nikki just needs her own Pringles-Can John to show her how bad Fatrick is as a husband.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The hairs on my arm went up seeing that. I need to start over and read the series.

Oh, and Patrick's fat.

Now Baxter was a real Sci Fi writer, with a talent someone like Fat couldn't dream of. The Xeelee Sequence novels are amazing.
Pat is amazingly Fat.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Waded into the Xesspit for an update on our porcine friend. Firstly, there’s something ironic about him placing bets on Trump’s height and weight when he’s arrested, considering what the process server said about his own.


Next, we have a new character: THIS GUY, who it seems the pests have been contacting, pretending to be Piggy. He starts by telling Piggy to fuck off, then seems to say he’s on the same side, but in a kinda wild ride, he uploads an 10 minute audio entitled “to stealthygeek’s trolls” in which he basically says they aren’t as good as his own trolls (he names someone called Peter John Ross as his own troll), and says he likes to send people “piping hot pepperoni pizza”, claims to be the reincarnation of Hunter S. Thompson (actually I think he said he was the original and Hunter is a copy) then signs off by saying that Norm McDonald is extremely funny. Here’s a few snippets, it is a bit hard to follow (especially when interrupted every ten seconds to prove I’m a real X account, thanks Obama):



In summary, I think we might be about to have a retard-off.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Snead.
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I was at a bookstore the other day, and just for funsies I went through and looked for any copy of any book by any of these authors. Results?

Brandon O'Brien: 0
Cat Rambo: 1
Erik Scott de Bie: 0
Jason Sizemore: 0
Dedren Snead: 0
Sandra Tayler: 0
R.R. Vindi: 0

Last and most certainly least, Patrick S. Tomlinson: big fat 0

I went through the new releases, sci-fi, fantasy, YA, horror, and even general fiction, just to be sure. One copy of one of Cat Rambo's books, and that's it. Meanwhile Sanderson, Martin, V.E. Schwab, and what's-her-face that writes the fairy porn are occupying entire shelves, to say nothing of the old dead white guys like Tolkien, Heinlein, Lovecraft, Herbert, and H.G. Wells. And yet these randos are the people deemed worthy of panels at GenCon, including a panel on promoting your upcoming releases. Fuck the absolute state of this industry.

Also, Pat is a corpulent cloaca.

 

[Procrastinhater]

His attitude isn't unheard of among people that lose civil court cases, particularly ones as nasty as his.

Patrick isn't going to pay Quasi, he'll most likely try to drive himself into bankruptcy first. Even though it would probably be better for him financially just to pay, he can essentially set fire to his life to stop Quasi getting anything.

I hope he doesn't go the LowTax route of avoiding payments or we'll miss out on some quality Patposting.

 

[Muppetstudios]

He's growing tomatoes to make a homemade pizza topping to go with his homemade pepperoni




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[RussianParasite]

I hope he doesn't go the LowTax route of avoiding payments or we'll miss out on some quality Patposting.

I hope he decides on a LowTax ending.

ETA: only after he has enjoyed many, many years in prison (with X access of course).

 

[Procrastinhater]

I hope he decides on a LowTax ending.

I'm in two minds about that.
Pat is absolute subhuman garbage and a smug piece of shit that would be no loss if he LowTaxed himself tonight.
He's also a prolific cow who is a never ending source of hilarity and self ownage and as the saying goes, a dead cow gives no milk, and a dead Pat would give no posts.
One of the reasons I despise SWATers so much, aside from the way they put innocent people at risk and waste taxpayers money, is it just takes it to go wrong once, and we get no more Patposts.
Patposts are fun.
I like fun.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Even the cheapest lawyer would have educated him that a contempt hearing is not the place to re-litigate a case that he lost in another state.

Wrong, child. Patrick's going before a judge, which means he's allowed to argue his case. I'm sorry you can't understand the brilliant legal thoughts that occur in the adipose Patrick calls a brain.

I hope he decides on a LowTax ending.

Patrick unaliving himself means no more Patposting. The longer he lives, the more content he gives. He's like a cow that milks itself.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Has anyone else noticed in his PR tours he isn't hammering at the whole right-wing trolls angle? Is that him or his PR agent trying to down play him being a left-wing faggot?

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Did this guy really claim to be pulling in $30k a month? How the fuck does that work when he struggles to sell a suitcase of his novels at a book convention?

Technicality Tomlinson checking in.

If you're talking about the Rick Flex I'm thinking if, it was someone on Twitter showing that they made $10k or so in ad revenue on Twitter because they played along and paid for a blue check instead of bitching. Tubs said he makes that in a month and it stuck out to me because it was like bragging about your sink count, an average guy his age who barely passed college and got a bullshit office job makes that now, he just could have been a human being and have the fairly modest life he lies about.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I hope he decides on a LowTax ending.

I don't want him to die or to go to prison for a long time. He's quite an unique cow: he's not some weird and repulsive sex pest who would fill you with disgust more than make you laugh but at the same time he's such a piece of shit you never feel bad about his situation.
We need more, not less, cows like this.

 

[Piggle Rick]

It looks like Matthew has picked a team:

 

[JustSomeDong]

He's growing tomatoes to make a homemade pizza topping to go with his homemade pepperoni


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I need some artist/autist to make a Plantation Pat, yelling from his porch where he sips a mint julip, threatening the negro children working the tomato fields to work harder, child! lest they go to the 'roni.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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patrick has a lot in common with those depressing cat ladies. the kind of people who are struggling very hard to find outlets for their loneliness in social media, a sea of imaginary friends and brief, actuated, punctuated interactions with people where the only prize is the recurring illusion that you're still integrated with the fabric of society.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Nnno, child! There is only one side to this story!

 

[Procrastinhater]

In summary, I think we might be about to have a retard-off.

Excellent, just what Fat needed, a challenger who can match his retardation to keep him on his (fat) toes.
Let Them Fight

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Someone send that man an invite!