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A while ago I made a post about DL Shultz, a gender special who writes some of the worst attempts at "thinkpieces" I've ever read. I decided to check up on him since then and he's written a few more, and they contain some absolute stinkers.

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Doesn't using the word "colonize" in this context trivialize actual colonialism? They only wanted to make friends with you, holy shit. I can't imagine how insufferable this guy must be in real life. He also wrote... whatever this is:
I cry while I am driving and realize this is dangerous but perhaps not as dangerous as holding back tears. Crying in the desert makes me wonder if there is a point of dehydration where there are no more tears to spill or if the body keeps a special reservoir of them in case of emergencies.
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The first time we tried to have sex I began sobbing suddenly and uncontrollably the moment he touched me there, where no man had come before, an uncharted territory surrounded by the finest secular puritan White American defenses money can’t buy. Immediately he grabbed clean towels, wiped the lube and fluids off our bodies, and held me like a baby as I shook and sobbed uncontrollably. Does my partner (not) realize how ugly I am on the inside?
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"Wiped the lube and fluids off our bodies"? But he said they couldn't have sex, so I must assume he's not talking about cum. So... he shit on the guy's dick? He got doodoo on the dick and then had a mental breakdown.

I keep meaning to do a full write-up on this guy. Gallons of lolcow milk are gushing out of his udders and no one's brought a bucket.
 
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Timothy Troon said:
Nonce adjacent “green” MSP , unhappy that men are not allowed in prestigious women’s cycling race in Scotland


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TRA sign at race that shows what they really feel

“Let trans women win”
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Let them win, in their own category against other AGPs. Let the viewers have popcorn for the ensuing meltdowns during the race.
 
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Baraadmirer said:
Stutter typing isn't from hentai, but that doesn't mean its origins are any less degenerate. The style is supposed to convey a shy character, and it's usually traced back to online RPing. Think uwu and owo lunacy.
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That uwu cutesy speak just reminds me of fucking Kero and Snakething talking about fucking roadkill and puppies in the vile "aaaaw colon 3" speak they do.
Fucking rotten.
 
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Jacques1194 said:
Tf is a feminine eyesight?
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It's the probably-legit notion that men and women's eyes perceive color slightly differently, e.g. arguing over whether a particular shade should be called greenish-gray or grayish-blue.

I'm pretty sure taking estrogen won't restructure your eyeballs.
 
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Chandelier said:
Another day, another Troon LARPing as a scientist. Cue the usual "the Y chromosome doesn't do anything" and "I'm just as female as you." Archive.
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Of course, restrict replies once called out. This is a furry Vtuber, not an actual scientist.
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Wow that really rustled my jimmies. If you could test the purity of cope like it's meth, that would be cope of the finest and most desirable quality. That's like saying since I and a tree are both constructed from atoms then I can be a tree. At best it is a philosophical argument, not a scientific one and either way it's the zenith of pure retardation.
 
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I just read what feels like the stupidest youtube comment ever. Are these special needs people who have somehow gone through life without being diagnosed? What's going on? This one isn't a full blown troon yet but very well could become one in the future because she's so fucking stupid.

"I'm cis female, and I don't feel as though that's an inaccurate descriptor, but it does discount how masculine I also feel. I prefer presenting feminine, but often with a masculine pair of boots, or a man's shirt thrown over a dress. My inner life feels very masculine, like inside my brain, but I don't feel the need or desire for my body to look less feminine. I'm still thinking about it"
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Her inner life feels very masculine, like...inside her brain. Genius sentence. What does that even mean? Does she know? Does she think women think about puppies and butterflies all day long?

She's a woman, who dresses as a woman, likes looking like a woman. There's literally no issues with anything. But she's now confused and still "thinking about it". Thinking about what? Bestie, I also own several pairs of Doc Martens, what does that have to do with anything?
 
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goodgrief said:
I just read what feels like the stupidest youtube comment ever. Are these special needs people who have somehow gone through life without being diagnosed? What's going on? This one isn't a full blown troon yet but very well could become one in the future because she's so fucking stupid.



Her inner life feels very masculine, like...inside her brain. Genius sentence. What does that even mean? Does she know? Does she think women think about puppies and butterflies all day long?

She's a woman, who dresses as a woman, likes looking like a woman. There's literally no issues with anything. But she's now confused and still "thinking about it". Thinking about what? Bestie, I also own several pairs of Doc Martens, what does that have to do with anything?
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As I've probably said multiple times on here, it's fine to not conform to traditional gender stereotypes while still acknowledging what sex one is. Idiocy like this is what makes me want to go back to the early 2000s.
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I have above average color perception, am I a woman? :stress:
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You may be trans-visual artist.
 
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