Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Ray Rachlin, LM, CPM (they/she) is a midwife and founder of Refuge Midwifery, licensed in the state of New Jersey since 2017. Ray earned their BS in Midwifery at Birthingway College of Midwifery in 2016, and is a member of the Queer and Transgender Midwives Association.

Marea Goodman, LM, CPM (she/her) is a midwife, writer, and founder of Restore Midwifery. She earned her midwifery degree from the National Midwifery Institute, and has been licensed by the California Medical Board since 2015. She lives in Santa Cruz, California with her three children and her wife, who is also a midwife.

They are CPMs (certified professional midwives) which have bad outcomes and poor training compared to CNMs (certified nurse midwives who are specialized obstetric nurses). Sounds like they wanted the identity label of "LGBT midwife" so bad to break traditional gender norms about midwifery or some shit but not enough to go to nursing school.
A CPM is what caused Luna Ramirez's swiss cheese and water brain by allowing her mother to birth in a pool for 2-3 DAYS with a cord around Luna's neck:

Luna has multicystic encephalomalacia a progressive disorder which caused cystic hydrocephalus, & intractable epilepsy. She was on pain medication and seizure medications until her mother decided she had no need for these and reiki, young living oils, crystal and angel healing were better options. This disorder is predominantly caused by an anoxic event (lack of oxygen caused by injury during labor or delivery) or maternal infection. The daughter has constant seizures which she displays in her instagram posts attempting to normalize them as behaviors. Luna was/is on oxygen and checked via pulse ox for its usage if she hits 80%. The parents also admit that there were times she had cyanotic spells (she would turn blue and stop breathing).

Imagine hemorrhaging to death in your own filth in an inflatable kiddy pool in your living room or snatch strangling your child for days, all so some bitches can affirm their gender journey. Now all they need is a TIM midwife.

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Some more on CPMs:

PMs have less education and training than ANY other midwives in the first world and the fact that they would be ineligible for licensure in the Netherlands, the UK, Canada, Australia or any other industrialized country.

CPMs don’t have any safety standards of any kind.

-The American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists have published 152 Clinical Bulletins to establish parameters for safe practice for all obstetricians.
-The American College of Nurse Midwives has published 11 Clinical Practice Bulletins to establish parameters for safe practice for all real midwives.
-The Midwives Alliance of North America (MANA) has published ZERO bulletins to establish any parameters, safe or otherwise.

the homebirth death rate for breech was 20/1000 compared to approximately 0.8/1000 in the hospital. That’s a breech death rate 25X higher (2400%) than the hospital.

https://www.skepticalob.com/2014/02/homebirth-midwives-cpms-dont-give-a-damn-about-safety.html

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/YWPC4

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Then again, should it really surprise me that someone adjacent to lgbT is giving out shitty healthcare?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Not directly related to butchers but I think this book belong in this thread most.
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Ray Rachlin, LM, CPM (they/she) is a midwife and founder of Refuge Midwifery, licensed in the state of New Jersey since 2017. Ray earned their BS in Midwifery at Birthingway College of Midwifery in 2016, and is a member of the Queer and Transgender Midwives Association.

Marea Goodman, LM, CPM (she/her) is a midwife, writer, and founder of Restore Midwifery. She earned her midwifery degree from the National Midwifery Institute, and has been licensed by the California Medical Board since 2015. She lives in Santa Cruz, California with her three children and her wife, who is also a midwife.

Choice passages:
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For the huns.
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For the bearded ladies:
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Psst...here's a tip for quicker clearance of the T.
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Reference 23 is this "narrative literature review".

The most WTF part:
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Yup, as if the likes of Sidhe Gallagher would bother to reconnect your rotten nipples to what remains of your milk ducts!

This pooner finds an ingenious method of "chestfeeding".
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Of course they would casually recommend gestational surrogacy. What is a woman even good for if you can't coerce her into being a breeding vessel for your vanity project fetus?

 

[monstrous bubo]

What is a woman even good for

Please use the correct term - womban

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Thats fucking disgusting. Absolutely foul.
Just another example if any were needed that Pooners are not men.
You can't piss with a hard on (well you can I guess, I've had a piss with morning wood before when I've woke up absolutely busting but its not easy or comfortable. Certainly not something that just happens) but the main thing I'm wondering is once again why would anyone admit this shit?
Also knowing that the majority of Pooners are gross piss obsessed fetishists, it would not surprise me if she was doing this on purpose.
This is foul.

Yeah a Pooner will never know the "joy" of having to bend your waist and hips downward when your pissing with wood just so you don't piss on the toilet. But you can't cum and piss at the same time because we use the same hole for both while women have a vag, urethra, and clit and when you try to frankenstein them into one I guess you get monstrosity's like this. I have no sympathy for the wife she signed up for this mess.

 

[Tau Tack]

Also knowing that the majority of Pooners are gross piss obsessed fetishists, it would not surprise me if she was doing this on purpose.

Freudians identify urine eroticism as essentially sadistic, fixed during the phallic stage of childhood and associated with fire-setting and aggression.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Freudians identify urine eroticism as essentially sadistic, fixed during the phallic stage of childhood and associated with fire-setting and aggression.

So as well as being piss fetishists Pooners are angry closet arsonists?
Better and better. The aggression part makes sense since they are inevitably manlets ODing on Testosterone, but the fire starting shit is just plain disturbing, its also one of the signs of a potential future serial killer.

 

[Tau Tack]

So as well as being piss fetishists Pooners are angry closet arsonists?
Better and better. The aggression part makes sense since they are inevitably manlets ODing on Testosterone, but the fire starting shit is just plain disturbing, its also one of the signs of a potential future serial killer.

Freud has a theory that man only tamed fire when he learnt the restraint not to piss it out. Freud was a maniac but I love the image of a cro poonon frustrated that her pee stream isn’t strong enough to extinguish a fire.

 

[BunchofMunch]

Freudians identify urine eroticism as essentially sadistic, fixed during the phallic stage of childhood and associated with fire-setting and aggression.

Ok, this is totally off topic but when I was a kid I was told that "if you play with fire you'll pee the bed", and now I'm thinking that expression was probably inspired by Freud..

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Freud has a theory that man only tamed fire when he learnt the restraint not to piss it out.

I wouldn't be surprised if Freud had weird fetishes

 

[Tard Whisperer]

awwww a poonmom and her abdo phallo

 

[Procrastinhater]

I wouldn't be surprised if Freud had weird fetishes

I have heard a theory that Freud likely had a sexual fixation on his own mother, and because he thought he was normal extrapolated that everyone else does too, and that most of his theories are based on him being extremely fucked up himself.

 

[Tau Tack]

Ok, this is totally off topic but when I was a kid I was told that "if you play with fire you'll pee the bed", and now I'm thinking that expression was probably inspired by Freud..

Almost definitely. Madeline Klein wrote the Freudian treatises on childhood development. Depending on your age, the received wisdom of your guardians was probably informed by her.

I wouldn't be surprised if Freud had weird fetishes

Oh, for sure. Poacher turned game keeper.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Poor wife of a TiF has to deal with being pissed in when she has sex with the rotdog.
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Urinating during an orgasm?

Since I have had UL, I urinate as I orgasm. The only way I have avoided this happening is if I pee immediately before having sex. I looked through the pre-existing phallo threads and didn't quite find anyone describing this. Has anyone dealt with this? If so, did it go away after awhile? I should probably talk with my urologist about this... my wife just laughs but it's a mess...

Congratulations, dood, you're squirting cumming! No, seriously, if pissing before sex helps, why not doing it? Voiding after sex (often) helps women with postcoital uti, so we do it just in case. What's your problem, dood?

this book belong in this thread most.

Btw, there is a whole thread with books like this

if you play with fire you'll pee the bed

Huh, the only context I hear these together in was a trifecta of signs of the sociopath (iirc):
— playing with fire
— wetting the bed
— cruelty to animals

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Ok, this is totally off topic but when I was a kid I was told that "if you play with fire you'll pee the bed", and now I'm thinking that expression was probably inspired by Freud..

Depending on your age this could also be some weird reference to the now-debunked Macdonald triad, also known as the sociopathy triad or the dark triad. It was formulated in the early 1960s by John Macdonald, a Kiwi (no, not that kind) psychiatrist and serial killer researcher. He suggested that a set of 3 childhood behaviors - cruelty to animals, obsessive fire-setting, and bed wetting past the age of 5 - was strongly predictive of future violent and predatory behavior, including homicidality. He was pretty much definitely wrong, although the concept is still treated as Gospel truth in many psychiatry and criminal profiling settings.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

So as well as being piss fetishists Pooners are angry closet arsonists?
Better and better. The aggression part makes sense since they are inevitably manlets ODing on Testosterone, but the fire starting shit is just plain disturbing, its also one of the signs of a potential future serial killer.

How about all those zoomer theyfabs naming themselves "Arson"?

 

[ConSluttant]

I gleefully clicked on the following post title:

One week post op SRS with kamol - major regrets

And what do I find?

Spoiler: It's a Snuffalupagus! LOL

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I know I should've heeded the warnings but I was hoping for something at least passable in clothing, but all this pain and money to have a bigger buldge than when I could tuck is killing me. They literally just pulled my dick down and stitched it to me. My life feels terrible right now.

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Go with Kamol, get a snuffalupagus stapled to your front. It's just, wow!

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I gleefully clicked on the following post title:

One week post op SRS with kamol - major regrets

And what do I find?

Spoiler: It's a Snuffalupagus! LOL

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I know I should've heeded the warnings but I was hoping for something at least passable in clothing, but all this pain and money to have a bigger buldge than when I could tuck is killing me. They literally just pulled my dick down and stitched it to me. My life feels terrible right now.

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Go with Kamol, get a snuffalupagus stapled to your front. It's just, wow!

It looks like they just cut a slit down his dick and stapled it to his crotch.

 

[Poonocchio]

It looks like they just cut a slit down his dick and stapled it to his crotch.

That's not what happened?
Atrocious work. Butchery at it's finest.

 

[ConSluttant]

It looks like they just cut a slit down his dick and stapled it to his crotch.

Yup. I was never so glad that I'm the only person in the office because I laughed out loud at it.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

It looks like they just cut a slit down his dick and stapled it to his crotch.

It literally looks like it.
If his penis was just pushed down and stitched to his crotch, does it mean he now has skin to skin places, stitched shut? Like, between penile skin and scrotum. Ingrown hairs in whole new meaning?
I just don’t have words how stupid it looks.