Those floppy ham tubes will never not be hilarious. Anyone who’s ever interacted with a penis would find a rotdog utterly laughable. I mean, look at it. It’s at least triple the size of a flaccid penis and has the texture of a water toy. The way she wangs it around, squeezing and folding it, is something no guy would ever do to his cock because it’d hurt. It looks like a joke.
Absolutely stealth, I’m sure. Just like the zipper tits and pube neckbeard.
As for metoidioplasty lass, I’m kinda not surprised there are no comments. What are people supposed to say? Congratulations on your micro-er than micro dick, doooood? If ever there was an utterly pointless surgery.
Still, they can all look up to Miss 39 surgeries and her maggot-infested, gnarled stump that she totally has hot and satisfying sex with.
Last but not least, our sweet dooooood who fucked up her erectile implant by wanking too soon after surgery. Tells us all how she’s so bravely masculine and taking responsibility for her own dumb actions, but only if no-one else ever finds out. Only a teenage female (or one in her 20s with arrested development) would write navel-gazing paragraph after paragraph about ‘I think I’m not healing because I have a red bit and pain’. Just to further cement the obvious, that none of these dumb girls has ever spent any time with men outside of reading gay fan fiction.
And the blokes? Enjoy your pedipalps, I guess. Who’d have thought hacking up your dick would fuck up your sex life? Don’t surgeons know they’re supposed to turn these men into anime thots? Dumb doctors.
The self-obsession and delusion of these people, to the point where they mutilate themselves, should be horrifying. They’re so fucking obnoxious though, it’s no wonder so many people just laugh in their faces.