Sony hate thread

I'm surprised this hasn't been posted, but the PS5 Disc and Digital Edition are now going to be merged into one horrific monstrosity with a detachable disc drive.
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… Okay, I give up. How exactly is this a bad thing? It allows people who initially don’t care about physical games to buy a disc drive later if they change their minds, and the drive itself looks to be seamlessly attached. How is this any different from building your own PC and adding a disc drive after the fact?
 
So they're too stupid to know how to insert a disc drive into a slot?
That's what they've told me for the better part of 13 years now

Well that and some weird thing about plug and play which hasn't existed for nearly 15 years. Oh and something about how you can play a PC while sitting on a couch?

Fatherless niggers be stupid, what I can I say?
 
The PS5 will go down as one of Sony's biggest failures. Im talking hall of shame shit, alongside with Virtual Boy and many others.
Look, we all hate Sony and all, and the PS5 is utter shit (which is saying a lot), but please calm down. I would not go as far as to call it a failure until Sony's own video game industry goes bankrupt.
 
They can think whatever they want, wont really change the facts to anyone with half a brain cell.
I liked my WiiU but I know it was a failure for Nintendo.
Sony lost astronomical amounts of money on the PS3 (though, to be fair, since the PS3 launched when almost zero households had hd tvs, sony thought that every PS3 sold would also sell a $3000-$4000 sony tv, instead they helped sell a lot of $1000 samsung tv, so most huge losses came from the tv division), and barely anyone regards it as a failure.

The PS5 could end the generation with fucking destruction all stars as its only exclusive, and even then only because it bombed so bad it's the only one they don't port to pc, with more peripherals and hardware revisions than games, and normalfags will still eat that shit up because people don't buy a PS5 for games. They buy it as an all in one netflix box and as a status symbol. It's like getting an apple fan to admit that they're being ripped off, never gonna happen.
 
They buy it as an all in one netflix box and as a status symbol.
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The three people I know who own a PS5 only own Modern Warfare II and GTA V for it. One of them also bought Hogwarts Legacy. They owned PS4's before this and when I asked why they bought the PS5 when they could just play these games on PS4 they said because they needed it in 4K. Two of them don't even own 4K TVs.

NONE of them have played any of those games all summer. Yet every night without fail all three have to post a story to all of their social medias of their PS5 and how they are streaming a movie or TV show on it.

Interesting notes is that none of them had a father in their life growing up.

It really isn't a joke. PS5 is for retards and fatherless people.
 
Sony lost astronomical amounts of money on the PS3 (though, to be fair, since the PS3 launched when almost zero households had hd tvs, sony thought that every PS3 sold would also sell a $3000-$4000 sony tv, instead they helped sell a lot of $1000 samsung tv, so most huge losses came from the tv division), and barely anyone regards it as a failure.
PS3 at least had a handful of flagship exclusives releasing every now and then to keep it afloat. Resistance and Motorstorm held things down from launch until Uncharted in 2007. MGS4 sold consoles in 2008. Then God of War III, then The Last of Us. PS3 gained a lot of admiration because Sony was doing a whole lot right while Microsoft's chickens were coming home to roost. Dead consoles by the millions and an increasingly worse interface, culminating in an advertisement-laden Kinect-focused UX made the 360 forever difficult to even return to.

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PS3 was like the N64. They had no games, except for the bunches of games they did have that nobody but owners of the console cared about. And they were pretty good, just not the biggest stuff in the world. I'd like to give Motorstorm another try to see if it held up.

It really isn't a joke. PS5 is for retards and fatherless people.
Come to think of it, the Xbox and PC fans I've known in my life have generally been more successful than the PlayStation guys. 🤔
 
PS3 was like the N64. They had no games, except for the bunches of games they did have that nobody but owners of the console cared about. And they were pretty good, just not the biggest stuff in the world. I'd like to give Motorstorm another try to see if it held up.

The PS3 is a survivor, it should have failed but it kept persisting. Its like a jogger with a twisted ankle being able to keep up with the others, even if not surpassing, its impressive within itself.

My PS3 is still running just fine to this day, truly a warrior to the end.
 
I’m tempted to rate this as Dumb, but a small part of me fears that you’re not exaggerating.
You've never heard a die hard console fanboy say "It's too much of a hassle/difficult to assemble a PC!" before?

It's always that, the "plug and play" aspect or the "I like to play on my couch" aspect from my experience because for some reason they can't figure out how to plug a PC into a television or something.

Of course I'm basing this on shit millenials told me. I'm sure today Zoomers can't even figure out how to use a PC thanks to their crippling phone addictions.
 
I'm sure today Zoomers can't even figure out how to use a PC thanks to their crippling phone addictions.
I've had to help baby boomer family members use a computer for the first time, as well as zoomer family members who had been raised with technology practically from birth, but have never used a proper pc before, but now needed one for schoolwork, and let me tell you, the literal boomers took to it faster and were less frustrating to teach.
 
The newest console cope I've seen is that PCs are more expensive to get something that plays the same games at the same performance levels. But its not like consoles are actually running at 4k or anything, and a lot of the PC ports now are utter garbage.
 
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You've never heard a die hard console fanboy say "It's too much of a hassle/difficult to assemble a PC!" before?

It's always that, the "plug and play" aspect or the "I like to play on my couch" aspect from my experience because for some reason they can't figure out how to plug a PC into a television or something.

Of course I'm basing this on shit millenials told me. I'm sure today Zoomers can't even figure out how to use a PC thanks to their crippling phone addictions.
Steam has addressed most of my complaints about PC to the point where I rarely even play on consoles anymore. Consoles have physical copies, the ability to suspend your game, and dedicated apps for streaming services that let you use a controller. That's about it, at this point. The days of fiddling around with drivers, or some games just not working well with your brand of video card are long since over.

Though we're not completely out of the woods, with how consoles don't have the problem of shitty launchers and storefront exclusivity. Wanna play Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2? All the consoles have it on both disc and digital, but PC? It's in EGS jail, and it was never cracked. The best way to play that game on PC is via a Switch emulator. That's ghetto, but at least it's an option. It is straight up retarded to keep a PC version of a game on a single launcher, especially long after any exclusivity deals have ended, yet here we are.

Of course, THPS is thankfully an outlier. Once SteamOS for just about any modern PC drops, I'm hoping that'll push a lot more people into the realm of PC gaming.
 
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