Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Also god damn she has like 50 candles and two bags of wax melts.
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I'm not going to screenshot them all, but there are 66 candles in that small cupboard, along with 2 bags of wax melts on the floor and a small box of them on the top shelf.

Top Shelf: 4 candles, box that appears to have had waxmelts, clear container with maybe waxmelts or candle accessories
Second Shelf: 13 candles, and some kind of waxmelt or candle accessorie
Third Shelf: 22 candles
Bottom Shelf: 27 Candles
Floor: Half gone bulk pack of Cottonelle Toilet Paper (did wipey leave back some wipey supplies?), 1 rope basket of misc wax melts, 1 canvas box of wax melts (all too unorganized to count), 1 Red mop bucket with Mop.
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Never seen the candle closet. Has to be $1400 in candles, alone. That need to be packed in small reinforced boxes from home depot, at least 5, so that's $15. Each will need at least a sheet of bubble wrap, so roughly $22 for that. Then she has to pay someone to pack them and carry them, cause she can't lift a box of glass candles.

We're looking at roughly $50 to have her $1400 in candles packed. The money she spent on the contents of this closet is enough in some places for a homeless family to obtain an apartment.

That's not even counting the wax melts! :stress:


*All Estimates Rough and rounded up a bit for sales tax
 
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Xenomorph said:
That means Twonko has fleas.. ew this bitch.
We know she had lice like 4 times when she was younger.
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Remember at the beginning of the Becky era when Ambo moved in with the boys? Suddenly, all of the pets in the house had fleas (which OF COURSE were totally Eric and Rickie's fault, and had NOTHING to do with Ambo). And then something like NINE MONTHS LATER, they still had an infestation because Amber wouldn't take sufficient care of her pets or clean up her shit?

Ben Lurkin' said:
...yanno, all those candles and wax melts are going to the Lexington Goodwill.
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IF she actually moves (still not 100% sure she's actually going anywhere), everything in that apartment (excluding the old cellphones full of blackmail material and her journals) will remain exactly where it currently sits. She'll probably make up some bullshit story that she met the future tenants, and they expressed joy and relief that she was generously gifting all of her stuff... like her table top mini fridge, 20 half-full and solidified bottles of Ms Dash, a chipboard record shelf, and an Aaron's sofa (that was totally only shat on once). OH, and of course, her super sentimental blanket collection, pre-infested to save them the time and trouble!
 
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Clown Baby said:
She recently made a point to claim that she "fit in all the rides" at disney when she was 16-17, and now she's claiming she didn't fit in one plane seat at 17. Pick one, fat liar dumb-dumb, or at least be consistent in your lies when you insist on telling them this close to one another.
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They made the rides at Disney fat(ter) friendly ages ago, because deathfats love Disney. Scootie puff rental is big business. Airlines haven't upsized their seating because there are literally only so many people you can herd onto an airplane, and the planes have maximum weight capacities. Nor should they be forced to, although it's probably coming as society becomes more and more woke.
 
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Radion_Godiva said:
"Era" is part of modern fag parlance, she's being current.
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She says era because she reads here and when people were saying "gaycare era" to give context as to when in amber lore something was-and so on, she also started using that language. Shes always on here lurking and decided to "be in on the joke" with us to connect and be a part of it. Laughed with instead laughed at, yada yada.
Her dumb ass can only use a handful of words and repeats what she hears or reads to sound smart. Now its been so long its just a part of her sad descriptiors she uses for everything like moment or situation.

eggs_over_easy said:
TLDR: She (allegedly) was forced to purchase a second plane seat... when she was 17.
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So shes back to retelling that story again, good for her.
eggs_over_easy said:
Low effort, even for Al, given her infrequent uploads lately: she almost misses a therapy appointment, footage of an elevator and office (presumably her therapist's), shot of twinkie being walked, emptying a cabinet, committing to self-love, popsicle stick questions.
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R.I.P that elevator.
eggs_over_easy said:
The only interesting thing is how perfunctory this video is, as if she has run out of anything possibly interesting to show. And has nothing to say about what she does show.

Not to say the "Faline + Bambi" era has been thrilling, but Al has always been terrible as a solo performer. It doesn't bode well for her channel, not having someone (even off-camera) for balance.
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Amber is so boring and alone. That bitch has no friends.
caffeinated_pirate said:
Okay but her stupid click baiting is getting really annoying. When I saw the title I actually thought she finally had moving plans. Thank god I didn’t click on her shit. Fuck you, Fat Amber.
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Every time amber pulls old stories to retell theres literally nothing else going on in her life. Its not even a cleaning day where she recleans a clean counter top and waves her arms around on it. Bitch aint going nowhere unless shes forced at gunpoint essentially.
 
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Just realised, the way she talks about ''getting high'' is identical to the way she talks about her imaginary mental illness' and her sex life... That big fat ''haha I'm fooling everybody'' grin on her massive face. Meaning, she's not experiencing anything remotely close to what she's implying.

She'll start insinuating she's a recovered drug addict in a couple of months if her views tank again. We already saw her try that shit with the alcohol. Bragging about being sober as if she has had a decade long battle with downing a couple of liters of vodka every day. Being a greedy food addict isn't filling her attention void.
 
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lol cow supreme said:
I'm not going to screenshot them all, but there are 66 candles in that small cupboard, along with 2 bags of wax melts on the floor and a small box of them on the top shelf.

Top Shelf: 4 candles, box that appears to have had waxmelts, clear container with maybe waxmelts or candle accessories
Second Shelf: 13 candles, and some kind of waxmelt or candle accessorie
Third Shelf: 22 candles
Bottom Shelf: 27 Candles
Floor: Half gone bulk pack of Cottonelle Toilet Paper (did wipey leave back some wipey supplies?), 1 rope basket of misc wax melts, 1 canvas box of wax melts (all too unorganized to count), 1 Red mop bucket with Mop.
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That much wax would bring down 1/3 of that complex...add Liean Lyn to the mix and Damm.
Is she saving for her own cremation?
All those smelly wax's.
That place would be a Biohazard ...For Years.
 
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Beckster lost her job in January and was so stressed she spent 5 days in the psych ward. She got a new job and she was physically assaulted there all the time so she quit and went back to her old job. She moved out of Race and Hannah's and in with a male roommate.

She got a different car but didn't get tags right away and she got a ticket. Then she backed into a co-worker, cops were called and it turns out she had a bench warrant for not paying the ticket. Fingerprinted, mugshot, dad saved her. Somehow this caused her to lose her insurance so she lost access to her meds. She was taking an antipsychotic for her anxiety. Now she's super depressed and everything's a struggle. She's so traumatized from her relationship with Al she can't date again. Muh PTSD. So skeered she's not enough. World going to crap, so terrified, won't be able to survive in a few years. Gave so much to Al she has nothing left. Has regrets about her mom. Pulling away from sisters, friends, her dad.

Misses YouTube but so hard to find time. Never has a moment's peace. Hasn't given up yet! Can't get thyroid scan because no insurance. Throat is sore, she's worried. Thyroid problems run in family. She was on Ozempic, was losing weight. Had to stop taking it because of potential cansur. Skeered 24/7, existing is hard, living is scary. Great-niece recently born at 24 weeks, not doing well. Neckster is worried every day.

Thanks people for fundraiser. She was totally broke, behind on car payments, had car insurance cancelled for non-payment. Still behind but fundraiser helped her out. People care! Worried for everyone on this planet! Trouble! <snip political sperging because I don't give a shit> Will try to upload when she can but it's been a hard 3-4 years if she's being honest. Was a zombie in 2019, doesn't remember a lot of it. Thanks for rooting for her!

Eeyore haz a sadz.
 
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D_Tractor said:
new Becky vid
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Shut the fuck up Beggy you made that bed bitch so sorry being an adult for the first time in your life wass shoo hawrd on yew...
Sounds like she just fucked up because shes a moron then had mini meltdowns because things dont go as planned, sounds like entitled toddler behavior. SHE HIT A COWORKER AND HAD A BENCH WARRENT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
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