Amber starts with her hair up, but then says she feels more like herself when it's down, and takes it out of the poop bun. Her hair looks like it was really greasy and she straightened it without washing it first. I guess (IF the timeline she's showing us is linear) Jade stopped by to haul all of the shit out of storage, dropped off the TWO meals for Amber (that hummus and pita was NOT Jade's - Amber ALWAYS gets two meals), but refused to hose her down.
It took Amber getting to 543.0lbs (for the ... 3rd time?) to realize she was being MASSIVELY (heehee) self-destructive. As part of her self-love era, she isn't going to show her audience anything that might make her feel bad or look like a failure, so she waited until she had a massive shit to give her audience a weigh-in. And she's so PROUD OF HERSELF now that she's gotten herself down to a svelte 535.2 lbs on August 16th! Can't you see the difference?!
Still banging on that she quit Delta 8 (on August 14th). First, she's quit 3 TIMES this year for asspats (January, April?, and August). Second, she admitted in her last video that she wasn't going to take them again "for many MONTHS". So, NO, she hasn't quit.
Her scale is Sooper-accurate. Amber is so relieved - as if an accurate scale is needed for Amber to realize she's fat as fuck. I'll help you, Ambo: If you look down and can't see your feet (and you're not pregnant), you're fat as fuck. If your chin swallows your choker, you're fat as fuck. If you can only take a couple of lumbering steps before having to grab furniture like a 10 month old walking for the first time, you're fat as fuck. If Torrid's largest size fits you like a SAUSAGE CASING (despite you wearing dresses as SHIRTS), YOU'RE FAT AS FUCK.
Amber's not going to tell her audience what she's doing. We don't need to know, as almost every eating plan will work if you work it. We'll just wait and see what you weigh in 3 months.
GROCERY HAUL!! parmesean cheese, pasta sauce, turkey meatballs (which she already bought), green onions, shredded cheese, and broccoli.
(Jade yells something in the background to *prove* that she's still living there)
JUMPCUT!! Apartment hunting on her Macbook. Amber's asking Jade what to do - making it obvious as to why Jade had to come over on this day).
Amber wants a pet-friendly building with in-unit washer-dryer (as she doesn't want to leave her apartment), walk-in closet, air conditioning, and one bedroom (she learned her lesson with Becky not to give her gorlfriends any personal space of their own). She doesn't care about a diswasher (as she just eats takeout or off of paper plates), a patio, or clubhouse (as she doesn't want to leave her apartment). As Amber takes as few steps as possible in the day and sleeps sitting up, she would probably be just find with a studio. Amber says "NOOOPPPE!" to the idea of a fully-furnished apartment, acting as though her standards are so much higher than everyone elses. BITCH, YOU HAVE FLEAS!
Amber makes obnoxious noises the whole time, then complains that Jade's 'taken over' when it's obvious that Amber needed help. Jade's an absolute RETARD for endulging this shit. Have fun when Ambo plasters your dox all over social media and talks about what an abusive drunk you were as soon as you're gone!
Amber got 'so lucky' with her current place .... because methmom and the thumb butler did all the work of finding it and moving her fat ass into it.
JUMPCUT!! She's been spending HOURS on her shelf emailing and phoning places, and she's EXHAUSTED.
Amber was cleaning and packing, and "found" her WLS paperwork folder. Wait, you were dropped, uh, I mean, you "quit" only 2 months ago. How did the folder get "lost" so quickly? Nevermind; logic does not exist in this dojo!
Amber says that "we have some stuff to talk about" regarding that - but not until after she moves, as that's when she'll feel comfortable to talk about it. Ooh, Jade must be in the other room cleaning the hovel for you. Can't blame her for you not going through with it until you've finished using her up. Got it.
JUMPCUT!! In the bathroom brushing her greasy hair, and acting all 'sassy' (being a CUNT) about the "flea" incident. It was a gnat you guize, and IT WAS ALL JADE'S FAULT because she brought in fresh fruit (for Fat-Ambo to eat). And the gnat jumped on her braid in the kitchen when Ambo was washing dishes, so take THAT, HAYDURS! (...because gnats suddenly forget how to fly and hop like fleas in the Amberverse). She would NEVER have fleas under her roof (except for the times that she did). Fuck off, Ambo.
Amber asks for suggestions to eliminate the 'gnats' - STOP LIVING LIKE A PIG! Call an exterminator. And keep up on your pet's flea treatments! That will make the 'gnats' disappear.
"People calm down, I promise it's going to be okay". You can be as cunty as you want about this, but after this video is done, YOU'RE THE ONE who's still living in a dirty hovel with fleas. Amber blames her audience for finding things like this when she's showing 'positivity' in her vlogs.
JUMPCUT!! Shows her hair with a part in the middle, then shows her hair with her usual severe comb-over part, shitting on the audience for daring to suggest she parts her hair differently. I think your audience has been telling you to WASH AND CUT IT as you obviously can't take care of it (oh, and part it in a less retarded way). But, I mean, do what you want; the bugs won't care.
Amber's hair is greasy because she constantly plays with it - and not because she never washes it.
POPSICLE STICK TIME!!
Question: How would you describe yourself using 3 words?
Fat, empathetic, loving.
Question: Do you blame your parents for your food addiction?
Yes, due to genetics and their neglect. And it took her a long time to blame them (HA!) Amber says she had to grow up so fast, and that's why she acts like a total child now.
FREEZE FRAME!
Holy FUCK she looks like a fat MOMO or something.
No... more like you were babied your entire life and everyone did everything for you, and you've been spending the last 14 years after aging out of the system to find 'gorlfriends' to continue that trend and be your servants. Amber says she wasn't able to be a child (... you know, except for her soccer team, her girl scouts and talent shows, her bike and scooter riding, her going on boat rides and swimming in the ocean, her camping trips, her multiple trips to Disney Land, her childhood pets...)
Amber admits that it was up to her an as adult to do better (and that she didn't), then immediately goes back to it being her parent's fault and how they've admitted it. And she accepted their apology.
Right when the logical progression of this monologue would be for Amber to then explain WHY she still uses this as an exuse to act like a glutton - Amber swings the camera around to film Rarity walking along the tops of the cabinets.
FREEZE FRAME!
Convenient distractions are convenient. Also, LOL at yet another burned-out lightbulb that Ambo can't change. She had better move quick; it won't be long before she'll be sitting there in total darkness.
Amber conveniently FORGOT the conversation. She restarts and takes the conversation in a different direction to avoid having to take responsibility.
Question: What activities are you looking forward to doing after you lose weight?
Anything and everything. (The only activity she's looking forward too is all of the eating she'll get to do to get back to 500lbs).
