Hector Martin / Héctor Martín Cantero / @marcan42 / マルカン / @marcan42x / @marcan@treehouse.systems / Asahi Lina / Asahi Linux - Developer of Asahi Linux with a VTuber persona. Made Byuu's death unbelievable. Constantly accuses others of harassment and abuse. Hates Hacker News and Kiwi Farms.

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Fucking knew it.

This is further evidence of what I'm dubbing the Iron Law of Kiwi Farms, which is that anyone who vocally hates the Farms is a sex pest, coomer, pedophile, zoophile or zoosadist.
All our enemies are sexual degenerates, yet we're the bad guys. It's not like the farms was ever hardline anti-degeneracy as much as simply willing to call it by name, and not pretend it's a good thing. I guess having a standard of sexual decency, or a healthy society whatsoever, is too antisemitic.
 
All our enemies are sexual degenerates, yet we're the bad guys. It's not like the farms was ever hardline anti-degeneracy as much as simply willing to call it by name, and not pretend it's a good thing. I guess having a public standard of sexual decency is too antisemitic.
The fear is of our documentation. The Farms is an everlasting background check that threatens their access to low oversight tech jobs that give them the ability to control speech on the internet. It's not even about degeneracy, it's about power. The same exact reason why so many politicians flew the Lolita Express to Epstein Island; it's not enough to skirt the norms of decency, but the ability to flaunt them while the stupid fucking plebs are forced to play by the rules.

IT used to be a field for pitiful nerds and now it's a means to power. If they don't hold the keys to global communication they will go back to being insignificant, and they're smart enough to know it. When regular people learn how tech workers abuse their positions, they will demand sufficient oversight to keep the geeks in check. Power must be bought with hard work and shed blood, not awarded in exchange for less paperwork and free porn. Playing with computers was never meant to be a respected profession. My generation did humanity a great disservice when we took pity and stopped bullying the nerds. I hate to say it, but 20 years of swirlies would have saved a lot of children a lot of molestation at the hands of our weakest.
 
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The Farms has this ability of showing me the most insane of people.

Before posting here, and before even when I lurked for an odd 3 or so years, if you told me about even a quarter of these cows were actual REAL living people. I would not have believed you.

I would have laughed and said that you have a very strange and perverted imagination. A guy made up a sonic pikachu clone and he fucked his mom? Someone spent a year catfishing a german fatass just because? Some furry faggot posted gore porn on main and is also one of the best fighting game players in the world? Haha wow man. That's crazy.

It's crazy that these people exist. A Spanish weeb helped a tranny fake his death for what? Internet Clout? To try and get us shut down? The fact that he spent so much time perpetuating this bullshit conspiracy that Byuu was dead is so fucking scummy. If anyone ever takes his word for anything ever again, I'll assume they're dumbasses or just ignorant of his history.

Hector seems like a dude who is so far up his own ass he could bite his uvula. He acts like he's the big dick reigning expert opinion on literal everything tech related. I blame it on being in Japan. Maybe he thinks since he's in a country considered to be so technologically advanced, that he's advanced by proxy.

There are so many of these weird gaikokujin foreign motherfuckers that Japan has slang dedicated to them.

LBH or Losers Back Home describe these weebs who move to Japan and think they can become the ultimate gaijin champion of Japan when all they do in reality is creep the locals out.
 
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How long before Hector fakes his own suicide as well? I personally doubt he will because he has that sort of terminally online energy to him but it would be hilarious to see him just pretend he's dead while mourning his own death as his v-tuber persona. Just imagining him "mourning" his own death with that altered shitty high pitched voice comes off as a hilarious thing I kind of really want to see.
 
Welp, that didn't take long. 🤮 I foolishly decided to check a few of the sketchier-looking accounts Marcan is following, and one of them literally has loli porn pinned at the top of his timeline.
@lionneko @misskey.io [Not going to directly link to it...]
Tbh not surprised since misskey is another alt-platform with more loose rules compared to twitter in regard to art AND allegedly run by japs . His Pixiv account must be filled loli porn but that I dont think its public
 
Heard Ashahi Linux from Jim Geerling thought it's just an innocent linux distro project
Can't believed a pedo tranny faggot behind this
You could have guessed the moment the word "Linux" was uttered. How mentally ill do you think you have to be to reverse engineer closed source GPU drivers on a foreign architecture?
 
Some observations from this chart, as if it was not already obvious that Lina is Hector, are, first, they sleep around the same time. Hector more often writes posts in the morning, and Lina in the afternoon. Then they have two correlated peaks few hours before they both go back to sleep. Except for the morning, Hector's peak posting hour correlates to Lina's least posting hour. Times are in UTC.
He probably thinks he's doing an Andy Kaufmann shtick, where it's obvious that it's him but he keeps pretending anyway just for lolz
 
I can't believe there are still people too willfully retarded to admit a correlation between a genre of pornography that sexualizes the victimization of innocent children and people seeking that behavior in real life. You have picked an absolutely despicable hill to die on and I pray you mature enough to hate yourself forever for ever being this way.

Hmm, yes, we can admit a nuanced difference between minors victimized in creating child pornography and images that are meant to illicit a similar response in people who enjoy watching children victimized.

But the point that lolicon pedos never seem to grasp is that while there may be a relatively large gap between the act of creating CP vs Loli, the act of viewing either type of image is itself incredibly vile and anti-social compared to any basic sense of decency.

Allow me to illustrate:

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It's like saying maiming someone is not the same as torturing someone to death and feeding them their eyeballs then going on to defend maiming.
It works more like this:
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It all started because niggas were autistic about SFC emulation; now we're learning about all the tranny paedophiles coming out of Byuu's woodwork. I still can't believe the featured threads in the last couple of months... even with all the downtime we've incurred since like... May?
 
It all started because niggas were autistic about SFC emulation; now we're learning about all the tranny paedophiles coming out of Byuu's woodwork. I still can't believe the featured threads in the last couple of months... even with all the downtime we've incurred since like... May?
true, but on the bright side I can at least play terrinigma accurately
these people are there own worst enemy
 
There is something extremely funny about pedo-troons going to japan and then still having to exclusively hang out with other mentally ill white men, because the locals immediately clock & reject them as freaks. :story:
I'd say there is a good chance that hector had disgusting troon sex with byuu at some point and that's how he got involved in the hoax.

It just makes me feel bad for the locals. We should just put perverts like that in state hospitals again, before they can travel to other countries and bother people there.
 
Right I’m sorry, it’s totally chill and rational to masturbate to images of children being sexually victimized and this is actually really cool behavior for individuals and society with no empirical downsides.

Show me one “chill weeb” that regularly abuses that shit and also has a family, prospects and healthy relationships. As if it’s not a well proven phenomena that fetishes develop and strengthen when they’re indulged. Grow the fuck up. Look your goddamn mother in the eyes and explain to her what loli is and that you are sexually gratified by it. I’m sure she will rationally understand.

I will make a token attempt to swing back to the topic at hand. There’s a reason why we rightfully mock and revile Hector and people like him. He gets featured for it because despite all his talk about equity and bettering the world he regularly engages in destructive antisocial behavior and can’t be trusted. It is advantageous to point this out when possible, because “normies” don’t give a shit about internet lies and DDOS attacked but they’re at least smart enough to realize that pedos should not be trusted with the keys to the digital kingdom because they can (and will) use it to victimize actual children.

To borrow a quote, yes I am mad at the internet but in five minutes I will be calm again and dzontan will still be a pedophile.
 
There is something extremely funny about pedo-troons going to japan and then still having to exclusively hang out with other mentally ill white men, because the locals immediately clock & reject them as freaks.
They're already not welcome due to being gaijin. Claiming to be the little uWu cartoon girls on trains and billboards is just insulting to locals.
 
Maybe he thinks since he's in a country considered to be so technologically advanced, that he's advanced by proxy.
I'd say it's more that he and a lot of nerds see living in Japan as having "made it" since it's where anime comes from, the language is hard, and they don't look kindly on gaijin. Just never mind that Japan's infamous work culture means you're either too busy busting your ass to spend all this time attention-whoring, or you're well-off enough that you can just move to Japan for the nerd cred and still get your income from outside.
 
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