More post-jail sightings megathread

[Kat Kommander]

Have you guys seen that chris changed his PSN status and changed the Nintendo Switch & Pokemon Go friend codes? From what I've heard, he got many friends requests after someone leaked it.View attachment 5271048

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Maybe he'll be back to social medias soon.

BTW what the fuck is Christ Chan Prime?

"Prime" like a term from Transformers used in the most autistic way. Like he is the only one and true Christ Chan and he is above the others.

 

[MACAROON]

"Prime" like a term from Transformers used in the most autistic way. Like he is the only one and true Christ Chan and he is above the others.

That explains a lot, as much as everyone knows who the real Chris is

 

[Artaius]

BTW what the fuck is Christ Chan Prime?

Christorians waiting almost 20 years for the reveal of Gear 5 Chris Chan?

 

[8mm Cunningham]

not for a moment do I believe Chris will ever get a job so I figure he'll be back behind bars in a few months, assuming they won't let an offender back on the streets, especially when he's almost certain to try to go back to his Mother

America doesn't give a fuck if you end up homeless. You ever see pictures of [any major city]?

 

[Penis]

I think it would take a while for Chris to truly go homeless. Assuming he doesn't have any more prison time/stipulations from the state, I think he'd play roommate roulette with an unrelenting supply of weens willing to house him. If there'd anything I've learned about Christory between Bella, Kengle, Sockness, TTS, etc. Its that there is a never ending supply of weens willing to associate with Chris for attention.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it would take a while for Chris to truly go homeless. Assuming he doesn't have any more prison time/stipulations from the state, I think he'd play roommate roulette with an unrelenting supply of weens willing to house him. If there'd anything I've learned about Christory between Bella, Kengle, Sockness, TTS, etc. Its that there is a never ending supply of weens willing to associate with Chris for attention.

Everyone wants their pet retard until they actually have one.

I hope he runs into a Sockness-tier freak who will lock him in a steamer trunk in a gimp suit.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

America doesn't give a fuck if you end up homeless. You ever see pictures of [any major city]?

Except if you're disabled. Then they'll give him chances at discounted places to live, none of which he's fucked up yet.

 

[Yaks]

Lesbians don't need it

Old post, but a lot of women are on birth control for stuff other than avoiding babies. Usually for debilitating cramps or other hormone imbalances. There are better pill mills, but I'm sure there are plenty that have drank enough koolaid to only feel "safe" going there.

 

[LGHDR+]

Old post, but a lot of women are on birth control for stuff other than avoiding babies. Usually for debilitating cramps or other hormone imbalances. There are better pill mills, but I'm sure there are plenty that have drank enough koolaid to only feel "safe" going there.

Yeah, I already got schooled on that from @Cuntspiracy Man a few posts after, but I rated you informative instead of late because you made excellent points about hormones and handmaidens (Although it's horrifying to me that any natal woman would feel "safe" getting her birth control from a website that advertises with deviant, likely bathroom invading men heckin' valid women with penises and beards).

In my defense, my only informed experience with female birth control is the copper IUDs my wife uses.

Spoiler: 'Spergpost on how dating is and has been a cesspool

When I was a younger man, the last minute "It's ok, we don't need a condom, I'm on birth control" sounded a lot like the midlife crisis dudes I worked with talking about their last minute "It's okay, we don't need a condom, I had a vasectomy" (which was total bullshit).

I mean sure, I might not get them pregnant, but wouldn't they be the least bit concerned I might have an STD?

It sure made me extremely concerned about their STD status (or other possible nefarious plans).

Scumbags are going to scumbag, no matter what gender they are.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

BTW what the fuck is Christ Chan Prime?

Extreme mental illness.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Some guy on Reddit named Hamman7181 says he saw Chris at a McDonald's in Richlands, Virginia, driving a blue Volvo, possibly an XC90. Richlands is about 200 miles from the last location Chris was seen. No photos were provided. Take it with a grain of salt until it can be confirmed by someone else that Chris has a car.

Hamman7181's account is one year old, but appears to have only been active in the last month, mostly on /r/JackSucksAtGeography.

 

[Kirby]

Some guy on Reddit named Hamman7181 says he saw Chris at a McDonald's in Richlands, Virginia, driving a blue Volvo, possibly an XC90. Richlands is about 200 miles from the last location Chris was seen. No photos were provided. Take it with a grain of salt until it can be confirmed by someone else that Chris has a car.

Hamman7181's account is one year old, but appears to have only been active in the last month, mostly on /r/JackSucksAtGeography.

The one subreddit he is active in had a thread asking people where they live and he answered.

Redditors are retarded and will spend the rest of the day arguing whether or not to trust him instead of take 30 seconds to try to vet his legitimacy. Never change reddit.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Here’s the 4chan post. OP didn’t reply again.
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Bruh those fat nerds have no idea what they are in for

 

[Jason Wynn]

First mistake was assuming a Redditor knows how to tell the truth about anything.

 

[innocent jogger]

That explains a lot, as much as everyone knows who the real Chris is

At least if Ian Brandon Anderson get's put on a sex offender registry it will be as "Christine" and therefore not taint the reputation of the real Chris.

 

[LadiosSopp]

The one subreddit he is active in had a thread asking people where they live and he answered.

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Redditors are retarded and will spend the rest of the day arguing whether or not to trust him instead of take 30 seconds to try to vet his legitimacy. Never change reddit.

I was gonna say a Volvo sounds pretty...Premium for Chris' situation, regardless of the year. Plus being in a group home I doubt he'd have independent transportation to come and go as he pleases.

Reddit lol.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Some guy on Reddit named Hamman7181 says he saw Chris at a McDonald's in Richlands, Virginia, driving a blue Volvo, possibly an XC90. Richlands is about 200 miles from the last location Chris was seen. No photos were provided. Take it with a grain of salt until it can be confirmed by someone else that Chris has a car.

Hamman7181's account is one year old, but appears to have only been active in the last month, mostly on /r/JackSucksAtGeography.

another day...
another retarded redditor lying in a lolcow subreddit for attention

 

[Sorades]

I was gonna say a Volvo sounds pretty...Premium for Chris' situation, regardless of the year. Plus being in a group home I doubt he'd have independent transportation to come and go as he pleases.

Reddit lol.

Doubtful Chris has the money for buy any car at the moment.

 

[Susanna]

I was gonna say a Volvo sounds pretty...Premium for Chris' situation, regardless of the year.

What are you talking about? Volvos are about as standard as cars get. They’re not even nearly as rare as you’d expect a Swedish brand to be. Before the jail saga I could easily picture Chris driving a Volvo. In fact if I were Bob that’s probably what I’d aim to get him for his own car, Volvos are notoriously safe.

 

[bizzlix]

Doubtful Chris has the money for buy any car at the moment.

if he bought a switch, a ps4 and a new phone, yeah no shit he aint gonna buy a car