Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 146 39.2%

  • Total voters
    372
Regarding Locals, I think it's a safe bet to say we have more people actively posting on this thread mocking Nick than he has chatting in his hugbox.
Yes, it's dire enough that I'm finding it harder to keep up through transcripts. It's like reading through patient logs from within the psych ward lounge. Most have become broken records of information anyway, much like Nick.

I think it's cute they're starting to "turn on" Nick when he's become more AWOL, so clearly isn't likely to read and respond.
 
Meanwhile, over on Youtube, he's lost approximately 10K subs in 10 months. That's by no means the most catastrophic loss I've ever seen (you usually see way more sub loss, as part of a full blown scandal, replete with backlash from other Youtubers), but it's not good.
Sure, Nick hasn't had a single cataclysmic loss of subs like YouTubers thrown into major scandal. But he has quietly started consistently losing subs.

Nick managed to reverse his sub decline and was treading water for the first two months of the year as he did the coverage of the Murdaugh trial (which he hated).

But since March, Nick has been on a steady downhill trajectory. In late February Nick was at 477k subs, and now stands at 468k. That's a 1.89% loss in roughly 6 months.

By way of comparison, James Stephanie Sterling was at 798k subs at that same point in February and is now at 776k. That's a 2.76% loss in roughly 6 months.

In other words, in percentage terms, Nick is losing subs at just under 70% the rate of James Stephanie Sterling.
 
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. I feel like this thread, and the site in general, was overall more active earlier in the year before the main Kiwifarms domain went down
I certainly had issues getting the site to function on Tor and couldn’t post until recently. So I’m kind of glad that the site is a little slower because it made catching up on all the threads much easier than I anticipated
 
More proof that FNT did not spend time with Rekieta:

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I could be late on this, but weren't people saying Kayla was nowhere to be seen in that video? I didn't watch it when it was posted then.
She's at the table with Coomalot. The person waving their cell phone with the light on gives enough light to see her back tattoos.
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I could be late on this, but weren't people saying Kayla was nowhere to be seen in that video? I didn't watch it when it was posted then.
She's at the table with Coomalot. The person waving their cell phone with the light on gives enough light to see her back tattoos.
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I wonder if the next drama Coomalot will milk for months are rumors about him fucking Kayla, I can totally see him posting a picture of her in his house or hotel room on twitter just to farm clicks
 
About that. Nick has a contract with Rumble. Why was he the organizer for the YouTuber corner? Why did his banner have a YT-style play button on it and not a Rumble logo?
Yeah the branding was questionable. Those banners were basic bitch stuff, like dump it on fiver shit.
I'm predicting he's not getting a renewal. I just don't see what value he brings to platform. I maintain they signed him thinking they were getting a legal show, but are now facing abject disappointment over that decision.

Meanwhile, over on Youtube, he's lost approximately 10K subs in 10 months. That's by no means the most catastrophic loss I've ever seen (you usually see way more sub loss, as part of a full blown scandal, replete with backlash from other Youtubers), but it's not good.
The speculation, that I'm inclined to agree with, is that Nick was brought to Rumble to bring his superchat magic over. Even Youtube/Google/Alphabet didn't get how Nick was getting the chats he was. Now we on the thread believe a good chunk was the "muh dead orangutan has kidney stones please pray for muh uncle" shit, but he gamed the system in a way that defied explanation and analysis, as compared to peers or even much larger and more prolific channels.

Then Nick goes to Rumble and says, "Just kidding fam, Locals is all I give a shit about."
I dunno if Anna's story about him being in charge is true, but to my eye those looks like basic banners the convention made up. IOW, he had no input in their design. It's possible he was in charge, but then didn't do a goddamned thing.
100% agree on this. If he helped out all, it was outsourcing it to a minion who did the least amount of work or outsourced it themselves.
 
Yeah the branding was questionable. Those banners were basic bitch stuff, like dump it on fiver shit.

The speculation, that I'm inclined to agree with, is that Nick was brought to Rumble to bring his superchat magic over. Even Youtube/Google/Alphabet didn't get how Nick was getting the chats he was. Now we on the thread believe a good chunk was the "muh dead orangutan has kidney stones please pray for muh uncle" shit, but he gamed the system in a way that defied explanation and analysis, as compared to peers or even much larger and more prolific channels.

Then Nick goes to Rumble and says, "Just kidding fam, Locals is all I give a shit about."

100% agree on this. If he helped out all, it was outsourcing it to a minion who did the least amount of work or outsourced it themselves.
Still can't believe he threw away his superchats autism for locals. Retarded move
 
Still can't believe he threw away his superchats autism for locals. Retarded move
He had a working formula before with Discord, with so payup monthly and get a weekly show and maybe some after shows. And if you wanted to live react, do it in the youtube chat. I get wanting to have a sustainable level of support, and a $25k/month gross take is pretty nice for most people (5k supporters at $5/mo). But feels like he could have balanced that with the super chats, rather than just giving up. I guess it was too much work.
 
Meanwhile, over on Youtube, he's lost approximately 10K subs in 10 months. That's by no means the most catastrophic loss I've ever seen (you usually see way more sub loss, as part of a full blown scandal, replete with backlash from other Youtubers), but it's not good.
I've never taken much stock in subscriber count. It's almost an entirely meaningless metric. Especially when you get into the autism of "paid subscribers", "inactive subscribers", etc. The more important number is the average viewership, and that indicates a much sharper decline.

I'd say live viewership is even more important than overall viewership with his format but I wouldn't know how to find those numbers.
 
I've never taken much stock in subscriber count. It's almost an entirely meaningless metric. Especially when you get into the autism of "paid subscribers", "inactive subscribers", etc. The more important number is the average viewership, and that indicates a much sharper decline.

I'd say live viewership is even more important than overall viewership with his format but I wouldn't know how to find those numbers.
in order to keep good live numbrs you need: consistency of both content and schedule, and Nick doesn't have neither of those.
Imagine being a random subscriber from the Vic-Anime era or Lawtube era, you got interesting law streams almost every day, on a fixed schedule, during trials you got double that, on fridays the shows were more casual, but not degenerate at all, if there was something degenerate it was usually to mock it, not to be part of it.
Reality is very simple, Nick hates being a youtuber, or rather he hates that his popular youtuber persona is something he hates, he wants to be a massive degenerate on camera and wants people to throw money at him for it, and people hate that.
A couple of months ago he was talking about asking FOR MORE money and less stipulations on the contract with Rumble, but I really really doubt Rumble will agree, hell I even doubt they'll renew the contract with Nick if they are aware of the things he does or say (but to be fair to Nick, there's a chance Rumble doesn't look at the streams at all)
 
I've never taken much stock in subscriber count. It's almost an entirely meaningless metric. Especially when you get into the autism of "paid subscribers", "inactive subscribers", etc. The more important number is the average viewership, and that indicates a much sharper decline.

I'd say live viewership is even more important than overall viewership with his format but I wouldn't know how to find those numbers.
He's now lower than his post vic but pre rittenhouse peak. iirc he was starting to hit 2500 yt live viewers before rittenhouse. This was him climbing steadily back up after he lost like 1000 live viewers immediately after vic lost. iirc, peak vic was also 2500+ but only something major happened, usually he was 1700+. after that lost he dropped down hard to 700 and he 'hand waived' it with a "yt is randomly cutting me" cope.

IIRC, I think it was speculated to be 12.

He doesn't seem that stressed about making the threshold for this month, so either he's allowed to take off a month or he convinced them to waive the requirement for this month because he was going to draw so much attention at Anime Matsuri.
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Hasn't he mentioned the 3 streams a week obligation and that's how we came up with the 12 streams a month thing? We don't know if the contract says per week or per month or even per year but I can see it having a per week clause and a total clause. I can also see nick thinking he can just fall back on the total and use that to argue for his renegotiation. Like he thinks he can barely stream for 3 weeks+ and 'make up' for it with previous/coming months streams where he 'overshot' the target.
 
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But since March, Nick has been on a steady downhill trajectory. In late February Nick was at 477k subs, and now stands at 468k. That's a 1.89% loss in roughly 6 months.

By way of comparison, James Stephanie Sterling was at 798k subs at that same point in February and is now at 776k. That's a 2.76% loss in roughly 6 months.

In other words, in percentage terms, Nick is losing subs at just under 70% the rate of James Stephanie Sterling.
That's an interesting analysis. I didn't think to compare him to Sterling. Like Sterling, the loss seems to be attributable to a drastic change in the content he does, and not any one major thing. Sterling trooned out, whereas Nick became a degen coomer. The result is slow(ish) bleed out.

Nick's hurting, but I don't want to overstate things. I've witnessed catastrophic freefalls like what ProJared went through, and this ain't that.

iirc, peak vic was also 2500+ but only something major happened, usually he was 1700+
Actually, peak Vic was literally over 9000, Specifically, it was the show where Ty Beard first appeared in March of 2019. People were celebrating the fact that Vic hired a lawyer and was fighting back, and everybody spammed "It's over 9000!" in chat when the view counter rolled over. Then Nick did the meme in a Vegeta voice.

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I forget what the "average" was. It probably wasn't as big as his later trial coverage, but I recall it being decent enough. Also, his interview with Vic might have had a higher number of live viewers that the first Ty Beard show.

To put in perspective how far Nick has fallen off in Youtube views since his "change," his Rittenhouse interview did not break 9,000 live views on Youtube. I forget exactly what it was, but if you go back through the thread you'll see I took screenshots of the view counter when he was live with Kyle.
 
Hasn't he mentioned the 3 streams a week obligation and that's how we came up with the 12 streams a month thing? We don't know if the contract says per week or per month or even per year but I can see it having a per week clause and a total clause. I can also see nick thinking he can just fall back on the total and use that to argue for his renegotiation. Like he thinks he can barely stream for 3 weeks+ and 'make up' for it with previous/coming months streams where he 'overshot' the target.
He also "kinda" did trial streams, so maybe that cover the time amount stipulated.
 
I'd say live viewership is even more important than overall viewership with his format but I wouldn't know how to find those numbers.
I don't know, viewership isn't correlating with superchats on yt but especially rumble. Doesn't really matter if you have 100 or 10000 when you are getting 10 superchats in a 4 hour show. This isn't a Nick only issue but it was something Nick was brought in to help with and he has failed.
 
Yeah the branding was questionable. Those banners were basic bitch stuff, like dump it on fiver shit.
I am willing to wager that Nick did 0 communication before the week of the convention. From what I have heard, YT corner is pretty much totally independent and gets minimal con support. Sure they pay for things and set it up, but they probably have to submit a requisition. With the rest of the convention to plan, the owners have little time to clean up after Nick, so you got what you see.

Case in point: the banners did not arrive until late Friday afternoon.
He had a working formula before with Discord, with so payup monthly and get a weekly show and maybe some after shows. And if you wanted to live react, do it in the youtube chat. I get wanting to have a sustainable level of support, and a $25k/month gross take is pretty nice for most people (5k supporters at $5/mo). But feels like he could have balanced that with the super chats, rather than just giving up. I guess it was too much work.
He thought he was interesting enough for a lot people to pay a small amount and not miss it. He traded a smaller, whale audience to try to court a larger normie audience that was immediately turned off by the degeneracy.

Nick overestimated his own importance and no longer wanted to work to keep his audience happy.
 
He thought he was interesting enough for a lot people to pay a small amount and not miss it. He traded a smaller, whale audience to try to court a larger normie audience that was immediately turned off by the degeneracy.
TBF, there was one issue with Nick's Discord which makes Locals the better option in theory. Namely, when you signed up for his Patreon (or NP2, when that was a thing), either Nick, Soter or (maybe) @KEK7go had to manually send you a Discord invite. That also meant that they would have to check to see if somebody halted payment and then manually remove that person from the Discord. With Locals, it's all one automated system. I could see why Locals is preferable. From what I have been lead to believe, there were quite a lot of people in Nick's Discord who weren't actually paying the monthly amount.

None of that explains why he felt to need to go full on degen, of course. Had he not done that, he probably could have gotten his old Discord audience to migrate to Locals. Instead, a great many of them appear to have simply fucked off.

Speaking of Patreon, Nick has only 76 Patreons now. That's only 10 more than Spoony. Oof! That's probably another reason why he doesn't care about his Discord anymore.

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TBF, there was one issue with Nick's Discord which makes Locals the better option in theory. Namely, when you signed up for his Patreon (or NP2, when that was a thing), either Nick, Soter or (maybe) @KEK7go had to manually send you a Discord invite. That also meant that they would have to check to see if somebody halted payment and then manually remove that person from the Discord. With Locals, it's all one automated system. I could see why Locals is preferable. From what I have been lead to believe, there were quite a lot of people in Nick's Discord who weren't actually paying the monthly amount.

None of that explains why he felt to need to go full on degen, of course. Had he not done that, he probably could have gotten his old Discord audience to migrate to Locals. Instead, a great many of them appear to have simply fucked off.

Speaking of Patreon, Nick has only 76 Patreons now. That's only 10 more than Spoony. Oof! That's probably another reason why he doesn't care about his Discord anymore.

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The real bonus for Nick is that his Discord bullied out all except for a few women. How was he going to get ass photos from his Discord?
 
I wonder if the next drama Coomalot will milk for months are rumors about him fucking Kayla, I can totally see him posting a picture of her in his house or hotel room on twitter just to farm clicks
Let's consider that Hedonism 2 employees like Ricardo and Romaine aren't allowed to have sex with guests, so if Kayla giving R&R lapdances isn't enough for Nick, he's forced to hand her to other pasty white dudes while he gets with the leathery old Mandies there.

With that in mind, there's reasonable odds that Coomie331 is giving Lady Ours a taste of Hedonism 2 whenever they meet up.
Actually, peak Vic was literally over 9000, Specifically, it was the show where Ty Beard first appeared in March of 2019. People were celebrating the fact that Vic hired a lawyer and was fighting back, and everybody spammed "It's over 9000!" in chat when the view counter rolled over. Then Nick did the meme in a Vegeta voice.
IIRC average was 2-3K for anything Vic related and maybe 1K for other streams. One of his big streams was the FuniLeaks stream where Nick played all the DBZ dub VA clips like the one with Goku talking about the faggot-ass clothes. He got like 10-11K viewers that night and was the second most viewed stream on Youtube (beside that instrumental rap beats stream).
 
He thought he was interesting enough for a lot people to pay a small amount and not miss it. He traded a smaller, whale audience to try to court a larger normie audience that was immediately turned off by the degeneracy.
He also overestimated the amount of money that degenerates would give him. He is not a highly attractive sexual content creator. He does not perform or draw niche sexual acts for them. He was their "friend" who they paid to talk to. There is no incentive for them to whale for him like the WeebWars and Lawtube fans used to.
 
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