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snov said:
What are you talking about? Volvos are about as standard as cars get. They’re not even nearly as rare as you’d expect a Swedish brand to be. Before the jail saga I could easily picture Chris driving a Volvo. In fact if I were Bob that’s probably what I’d aim to get him for his own car, Volvos are notoriously safe.
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Honestly, Chris would be lucky to land an older Volvo. Especially if it is at least mechanically sound. Volvos are damn reliable and are tanks physically.
 
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BallBuster II said:
Honestly, Chris would be lucky to land an older Volvo. Especially if it is at least mechanically sound. Volvos are damn reliable and are tanks physically.
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Yeah. I saw a clip from a Top Gear show once where they crashed a few used cars into a brick wall at 30km/h to test crash safety. The other two were completely wrecked and the drivers were hurt, but the Volvo simply reversed out and drove off with a few more dents. Then after that it was revealed that because the Volvo had a broken speedometer, they had actually crashed it into the wall at 50km/h instead.
They're really safe cars, which is why if I ever have kids I will make a strong case for giving them Volvos when they start driving.
 
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Freya said:
I think this guy is just misguided and naive. Hopefully he doesn't have the same motivation as sockness lol
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He's a ween. He claims in the video that he didn't know that Chris raped his mom which is complete bullshit. If he gets involved with Chris, he deserves everything that is coming his way.
Optimus Prime said:
Video link now goes to what I can only presume a removed link on Youtube.

Can't imagine why.
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I think he meant to post this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_lhbB8gDDk&t=2s.
 
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AnOminous said:
You can't just go around adopting random adults with no relation to you.
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Also Chris is waayyy to old for the "big brother" thing if this retard is planing on mentoring him as a big brother of America....and no even if he's been labeled so autistic he can't function and needs assisted living it doesn't work that way either.

Really just cause it doesn't work that way doesn't mean it won't he a hilarious show to see if he's serious about trying it.
 
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The Dude said:
Because every other time anyone has tried to play "big brother" to Chris it worked out so well. Just look at how well he's doing these days!
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Chris should have been put in a home years ago, so this is probably the best place for him to be until the day he dies. Just a few short decades in the past, somebody like Chris would have been institutionalized and probably given a lobotomy, or locked up in somebody's attic or basement as the family embarassment that nobody talks about. I cannot say that this would have been a bad thing in his case, as Chris is an example of somebody who is unfit to be in society. I am glad that his handlers are keeping him under control for now, so that he cannot sexually-assault anyone else.

I am guessing that most of his tugboat is now going to his room and board at the tard home he is in now.
 
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This guy has no idea what he is getting into. Just watched the video and he thinks Chris just "needs a friend" and he wants to be a mentor and "father figure" (his words) to Chris. The example he gives is wanting to kick back, have a beer, and play 2-player Sonic 2 on the Genesis. He seems to think Chris could be a "better person" with some guidance. He's aware of why Chris was in jail and he seems to handwave that away by saying stuff like "it's bad, I don't stand by it, but the guy is messed up and lonely and needs someone to look after him".

Otaku King says he thinks he knows where Chris lives and then turns right around and says "if I see him again I'll ask if he wants to hang out" (paraphrasing). So he either knows where Chris is currently staying and is being aloof about it or he doesn't actually know and he's hoping to run into him again at Walmart by way of random chance.

Either way this guy's in for a whole lot of trouble. He's unaware of the CWCki, he hasn't seen any of the documentaries that he notes in this video, and he knows next to nothing about Chris' personality. Just that he's a bumbling idiot who did time and needs a friend. Ho boy.
 
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HedgehogBoysVEVO said:
This guy has no idea what he is getting into. Just watched the video and he thinks Chris just "needs a friend" and he wants to be a mentor and "father figure" (his words) to Chris. The example he gives is wanting to kick back, have a beer, and play 2-player Sonic 2 on the Genesis. He seems to think Chris could be a "better person" with some guidance. He's aware of why Chris was in jail and he seems to handwave that away by saying stuff like "it's bad, I don't stand by it, but the guy is messed up and lonely and needs someone to look after him".

Otaku King says he thinks he knows where Chris lives and then turns right around and says "if I see him again I'll ask if he wants to hang out" (paraphrasing). So he either knows where Chris is currently staying and is being aloof about it or he doesn't actually know and he's hoping to run into him again at Walmart by way of random chance.

Either way this guy's in for a whole lot of trouble. He's unaware of the CWCki, he hasn't seen any of the documentaries that he notes in this video, and he knows next to nothing about Chris' personality. Just that he's a bumbling idiot who did time and needs a friend. Ho boy.
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Poor sod will be getting the same treatment as Heilberg soon.
 
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