Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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The first time pooners get to go shirtless and feel the sun and air on their chests without those "evil tits" is a big deal rite of passage for them. A triumphant day. I'm a little surprised that we don't see more documentation of these special moments.
 
Yeah, I honestly can't tell with this one, if it really did start out as female or if it's a zero effort MTF. If it really is a pooner, it's the hairiest one I've ever seen. But a lot of ordinary people who've never encountered trannies and their ideology (understandably) get the lingo mixed up, so a "transgender man" could just as easily be used to mean a man in a dress. We may never know... unless an autopsy is done and we find out if this lunatic was a pooner or a cock in a frock.

Just what every man wants - mentally ill woman with a butch haircut who chopped off her tits and insists they're in a KWEER relationship.
Deadname Allison. Well, all her names are dead now.


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I can report that Kennedy was previously known as Allison Kennedy and used to live in Vancouver, Wash.—across the river from Portland, Ore.

Pinterest archive from that link
 
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Oh a Comedy AND a Musical? Very masc dood. The mf named herself Laser.

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You'll get there too lil pooner....

Imagine going through testosterone to at your best look like a sleep paralysis demon child of Michael Cera and Amanda Palmer at your worst a jew lesbian with no neck

The fat ones need to stop cutting off all the fat because the flat chest reminds me of that pic of Lil Nas X pregnant.
 
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Oh a Comedy AND a Musical? Very masc dood. The mf named herself Laser.

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You'll get there too lil pooner....

Imagine going through testosterone to at your best look like a sleep paralysis demon child of Michael Cera and Amanda Palmer at your worst a jew lesbian with no neck

The fat ones need to stop cutting off all the fat because the flat chest reminds me of that pic of Lil Nas X pregnant.
"Laser" is Angela Marie Webber.
 
TIL that Dutch word for “dead” is “dood”.
My life will never be the same.
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Hitler being a pooner would make sense in the most morbid way imaginable when you think on it. Manly genocidin' people en masse and leading whole countries into wars - WORLD wars, dood! - is totally heckin' valid and bro-tier, right, fellow kings!
 
It's not even the fact that the Pooner is short for pooner proportions, but the fact that she has such obvious female hips, even to the point where I think I can see her camel toe from the side (though I guess that's better than seeing the outline of a hilariously-sized rotdog). Add that the man is your stereotypical tall slender dude with little shape... you'll get there Lil' Pooner :story:
 
Hitler being a pooner would make sense in the most morbid way imaginable when you think on it. Manly genocidin' people en masse and leading whole countries into wars - WORLD wars, dood! - is totally heckin' valid and bro-tier, right, fellow kings!
Sorry but we settled it a while ago that Hertler was a repressed trans woman.
If she was allowed to troon (or was successfully pooned) her suicide would have been prevented.
 
Sorry but we settled it a while ago that Hertler was a repressed trans woman.
If she was allowed to troon (or was successfully pooned) her suicide would have been prevented.
Losing your dream, your Reich and possibly your people you can take, but getting missgendered on your wedding night by your "lesbian" wife....that can drive a true and honest Frau over the edge.
 
Saw this on FB. They claim to be "Husbands!"
Look at the huge ass and tiny, dwarf-like stature of the wee one.
It's the standing on tippy-toes in order to kiss her "husband" that really makes this pic.
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With these ones I just really wonder what the families make of the union. Does her dad think "at least she's marrying a nice man"? Does his dad think "at least she's really a woman so he isn't a true and honest faggot"? Do the moms cry at night, or not?
 
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