Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Piggle Rick]

Do you have to give a reason when you ask for a delay? If so, what are the chances we’ll get to see his reasons? I hope it’s not granted, been looking forward to seeing what happens nexxxTtt. I feel like he might have had a better chance if his request was filed by a lawyer because they could say “hey we just got hired and I haven’t got time to read all this shit by Thursday” or explain that they were due in court for something else that day.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Because kicking the can down the road has worked out so well for him thus far.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Do you have to give a reason when you ask for a delay? If so, what are the chances we’ll get to see his reasons? I hope it’s not granted, been looking forward to seeing what happens nexxxTtt. I feel like he might have had a better chance if his request was filed by a lawyer because they could say “hey we just got hired and I haven’t got time to read all this shit by Thursday” or explain that they were due in court for something else that day.

Well I know in criminal cases the first continuance is granted pretty much by default.

I think in this case it might just piss the judge off since Fatrick is trying to delay the contempt hearing that was brought about because he keeps delaying paying his court ordered judgement. So hopefully he gets told off if he doesn't show up to the hearing with a lawyer.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Do you have to give a reason when you ask for a delay? If so, what are the chances we’ll get to see his reasons? I hope it’s not granted, been looking forward to seeing what happens nexxxTtt. I feel like he might have had a better chance if his request was filed by a lawyer because they could say “hey we just got hired and I haven’t got time to read all this shit by Thursday” or explain that they were due in court for something else that day.

Generally yes, it doesn't have to be a good one but it should be if you want the court to like you. Most of the time you want the court to like you, so, yes.

Even a good one doesn't necessarily obligate the judge to accept it, as a pro se litigant a request for continuation would be rubber stamped a lot of the time, the complication here is that Hamlinson is already up for contempt so the judge may decide Fatprick has wasted enough of everyone's time.

Here's a protip from someone who's spent a lot of time in civil court: don't let the judge get deja vu in your case for any reason, everyone involved Will Not Like It

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Pat just filed a motion to try to delay the hearing:

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He doesn't appear to have a lawyer. It's THREE DAYS before the hearing. He knows he's fucked.

Edit: if it gets delayed Quasi can add all the new evidence on video of him saying he's not paying.

Aaaah that explains all those "Nothing happens on the 24th, stalker". Technicality Tomlinson strikes again. Oh, you sly living blob of adipocytes you...

To the more well versed in american laws: If granted, what would you guys say is the normal/expected amount of days in similar cases? What's the limit (worst case scenario)?

 

[Piggle Rick]

Well I know in criminal cases the first continuance is granted pretty much by default.

Is that because the perp is in jail and hasn’t had access to a lawyer yet though? Piggy had Miller Lawyers draw up his amortisation plan (and then since their own fees were included, I assume he stiffed them) but it’s not like he hasn’t had legal advice and plenty of time to get more.

 

[Beavis]

Do you have to give a reason when you ask for a delay? If so, what are the chances we’ll get to see his reasons? I hope it’s not granted, been looking forward to seeing what happens nexxxTtt. I feel like he might have had a better chance if his request was filed by a lawyer because they could say “hey we just got hired and I haven’t got time to read all this shit by Thursday” or explain that they were due in court for something else that day.

He’s going to ask for time to find a lawyer, then hire one at the last minute so they can file for another continuance to familiarize themselves with the case. Pat can probably stretch this to late September or early October if he really wants to.

 

[John_Smith]

Quasi's lawyer gets a chance to oppose this motion. And gets to submit exhibits in support. This could be an interesting self-own, considering all that Patso and Nikki have been blubbering about in interviews, allowing Quasi's lawyer to add all sort of interesting and relevant goodies to his response. The deadline for filing motions in this matter passed Thurday or Friday? Motions are supposed to be 5 days or more before the hearing in cases like this, but IANAL. Is Patso filing this Pro Se?

ETA: A Pest has found the relevant text:


A drunken tantrum, a Pigstorm, incoming when the Judge says, "No."

I cannot wait to see that motion. It's going to be rib disintegrating if Patso wrote it himself.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Poor Pat. Like a small child he puts his hands over his ears, closes his eyes, hides under the fart blanket and goes "Lalala, can't hear you stalker child!"

Honestly at this point there's no reason to even bother hiring a lawyer. Pat could assemble a legal team consisting of Johhnie Cochran, Atticus Finch and Saul Goodman and he would still lose this shit. He's fucked, and no amount of delaying or burying his head in the sand is going to change that. It's time to face the music, Mr. Tomlinson.

 

[Beavis]

Quasi's lawyer gets a chance to oppose this motion. And gets to submit exhibits in support. This could be an interesting self-own, considering all that Patso and Nikki have been blubbering about in interviews, allowing Quasi's lawyer to add all sort of interesting and relevant goodies to his response. The deadline for filing motions in this matter passed Thurday or Friday? Motions are supposed to be 5 days or more before the hearing in cases like this, but IANAL. Is Patso filing this Pro Se?

ETA: A Pest has found the relevant text:
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A drunken tantrum, a Pigstorm, incoming when the Judge says, "No."

Oopsie doodles!

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Is Patso filing this Pro Se?

Yes, on the court website it would show up if an attorney was representing him. The motion is either going to be dry boilerplate he found online or unhinged retardation, no in-between.

 

[Man In A Dress]

What’s more likely?

A: he has found a source of funds to pay off Quasi outright, but needs more time for said sources to provide the money?

B: He thinks he has found a winning strategy, some way to appeal, or plans on counter-suing Quasi?

C: He is planning on fleeing the country?

I wonder. Maybe Pat wants to flee to a new state thinking he can escape the judgement? Would that even work?
This is assuming he has the money to afford moving, which he most likely does not have.
He may also have run out of niggers to turn into pepperoni and must move on to greener pastures to maintain his considerable FAT.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

What’s more likely?

A: he has found a source of funds to pay off Quasi outright, but needs more time for said sources to provide the money?

B: He thinks he has found a winning strategy, some way to appeal, or plans on counter-suing Quasi?

C: He is planning on fleeing the country?

D: He has no strategy, only a paradoxical blend of desperately flailing for any way out and smug, irrationally confident oinking.

The contrast between the two is so severe I can't help suspect that he has a serious mental illness, in addition to the obvious corpulent mental retardation.

 

[James done did it]

This was pointed out on /ck/ and I just can't get it out of my head...

Spoiler: Crossover

Is our boy Ja/ck/ a patposter? You decide.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Yes, on the court website it would show up if an attorney was representing him. The motion is either going to be dry boilerplate he found online or unhinged retardation, no in-between.

My money is on some template he found online. When will we get to read the motion?

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Pat's getting advice from L.A. Law repeats. He's fucked.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Brotherman "Slackjawed Cow" has posted a text exchange with debtor Tomlinson, which produced the gem
"I don't fat, stalker"
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Damn the pests didn't just strike a nerve they fucking hit it with a nuke.

The absolute seethe from fatty.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

He's too fat to run, too fat to bike, and there's not enough roadkill of the kind he likes. Could move to Detroit though and live off of gang violence kills.

I find myself wondering if he's capable of a simple campfire.
Maybe he could drag the secondhand grill behind him in a trailer.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

your honor, I need to delay the hearing until after the FBI arrests everyone I don't like. this should happen any day now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He’s going to ask for time to find a lawyer, then hire one at the last minute so they can file for another continuance to familiarize themselves with the case. Pat can probably stretch this to late September or early October if he really wants to.

Yeah I think he’s just going to try to drag this out as long as he can. I also think he believes his in camera appearance to ask for the continuance will be his chance to tell the judge in private why he doesn’t have to pay. Pat’s magical thinking tells him he just has to keep buying time until he gets a windfall (maybe from his fantasy lawsuit against MPD) or Quasi dies. He still believes he will never pay a dime and will not suffer for it, somehow.