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I've been replaying Grand Theft Auto IV, and I've realized how much the game punishes players who are good at the game. One of the best examples is a mission where you've got to chase two bikers down and kill them. I'm able to shoot the first one easily, he goes down in two shots, but the second guy takes bullet after bullet, until I realize he's invincible. Then I realized why, the devs want you to sit through a set-piece where you chase him through the subway dodging trains. Only then does he die.

Overall pretty fun though. The immersion is just broken by invincible enemies sometimes.
 
Overall tho it's an insanely addictive game that has endless replay value. Right now I'm trying to win 10 in a row as the Silent. I've still not gotten more than 8 in a row. I might die trying. I can always get to the 3rd floor but beating the boss sometimes is RNG. I know there are people that have 99+ win streaks so there must be something beyond RNG but I refuse to lookup guides.
I'll never learn all the intricacies of a game like this or Binding of Isaac to be that good at them, especially looking at guides or wikis. My biggest win streak is 2 with Ironclad only because of Flex/Heavy Blade/Limit Break decks. I charge through most runs without thinking as much as I should, which is why I suck at chess and games like this. I did get a good run with Ironclad with Forethought+, some Blood for Blood cards, a bunch of draw cards, Rupture, J.A.X., Offering, and Carnage. I got revenge on Time Eater and got to A14, it was mostly luck with a little skill, like usual.
 
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Desperados III. I had heard of it before and got reinterested since it's isometric real time tactics like Doorkickers is top-down real time tactics. But it doesn't have detailed planning, instead it's trial-and-error hell where you have to constantly reload. People's vision cones swing around very widely and fast. But beautiful, lovingly detailed maps.
 
Taking a break from total war warhammer and pirated Aliens: Dark Descent. It's good, very good. So far at least. I only have a couple hours in but so far there's no faggot agenda, the story is interesting, and the gameplay is like a combination of alien swarm reactive drop, shadowrun, and xcom. It also looks pretty nice. Hopefully it doesn't turn to shit.
 
Been playing the New 2hu game. Been fucking loving it so far. The music is fantastic (it IS a Touhou game after all), and the new characters seem interesting. Some of the memes that have come out of it have been really great.

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Desperados update
Desperados is fantastic

By about four missions in it stops being trial and error hell as it finally starts handing you multiple characters with firearms at the same time (a necessity).

It is super cinematic, in the literal sense of creating movie-like moments. There's a seductress character that can go around in disguises, distract guards, and lure them off into the bushes, and she's especially fun to play with. Or setting up multi-kills where you all burst out of hiding and knock out a whole patrolling party in one go. Very fun.
 
Weirdly enough a lot of sonic fan games, like 16 Bit Triple Trouble, Fallen Star, Sonic 3D Blast in 2D on my ROG Ally thing i got awhile back, they're all pretty good so i recommend giving them a shot. As Sonic 3D Blast just works so much better as a 2D game.
 
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Street Fighter EX Plus Alpha on PS1.

Because apparently I hate myself so much, I'm going through the expert mode trials for each character to complete them all. I'm currently up to Blair Dame
 
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It almost sounds predictable as it is, but I’m taking almost a week off to playing Banjo-Kazooie and the Syphon Filter series for the PS1, since I keep neglecting the latter.
 
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I’ve been playing way too much hearthstone when I should be focusing on Skyrim again. However it’s so satisfying making people rage quit because my deck is stacked.
 
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Trying to get into Assetto Corsa Competizione (again) and it seems I have a better grip then before. Hopefully I can keep the momentum (though I am never gonna be the fastest)
Besides that still playing HOI IV, espeically with Italy. Playing a competent Italy causes very interesting outcomes (like WW2 bascially over by 1941)
 
Been waiting for Six Ages: Lights Going Out to come out for a while, and it finally released earlier this week.
As with the other games in the same series, its original setting and unique concepts are a breath of fresh air in the paint-by-numbers standard of modern fantasy.
Equally refreshing was how its end-of-the-world story actually had you feel as if the world was ending - the game is ruthless even on normal difficulty, and makes the pragmatic survival of the previous games seem like cakewalks. Even small setbacks felt harrowing when you knew things would only get worse, not to mention the far-reaching impacts of major cataclysms.
The highlight of the game has to be end sequence. It was captivating in a way that few games, movies, or books I've experienced have been, in a combined effort of beauty, originality, and gravity. I was glued to my screen.
My critiques of the game number two, with the first being that some of the game systems feel antiquated, largely being unchanged since their inception in the last millennium. Most actions passing the time, with some being necessary for survival while others are of no real importance, is tolerable for veterans but likely snake venom for the enjoyment of newcomers.
The other would be the slight mishmash of old- and new fantasy. Don't get me wrong, the writing is great - instead of rolling your eyes every time the writer looked up a synonym, words you don't know fit effortlessly into sentences you can still understand. But what might pull you out of the action a bit is when you have an event where 'folk' from a 'community' do something, which is immediately chased by a message saying "Your efforts were thwarted by ice demons." It's not widespread at all, but attentive readers could tell how some newblood busybody at the publisher 'helpfully' provided a few 'guidelines'.
If you're new to the series, but found what I talked about intriguing, I would recommend playing Six Ages: Ride Like the Wind or King of Dragon Pass first. You will get the most enjoyment out of them if you enjoy management/strategy games. There will be many things you don't understand, either mechanically or lore-wise - don't fret, as this is a part of the game. Were you omniscient and omnipotent, you would still fail sometimes. Go with what makes sense, and defer to your advisors when they make sense.
 
If you're new to the series, but found what I talked about intriguing, I would recommend playing Six Ages: Ride Like the Wind or King of Dragon Pass first. You will get the most enjoyment out of them if you enjoy management/strategy games. There will be many things you don't understand, either mechanically or lore-wise - don't fret, as this is a part of the game. Were you omniscient and omnipotent, you would still fail sometimes. Go with what makes sense, and defer to your advisors when they make sense.
I really liked KoDP and was pleasantly surprised to see Lights Going Out randomly on Steam, so thanks for the heads up, I'll have to give it and the first game a shot.
 
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Finally gave Yakuza 0 a go. At first I struggled to get into it, but when you can earn more money with the real estate and club side missions, it gets better. Once you unlock more moves in the different styles it really gets interesting.

I think part of my problem is the way it was described to me, or maybe how I interpretted it, was that it was going to be GTA: Tokyo. But it's not really that. Also, it has the GTA 4 problem of doing this dark and serious story in a world full of comedic characters and over the top shit, not helped by the glitz of 80s Japan. Also I couldn't get into the minigames so that side of it didn't grab me. I liked the smaller world, just having a segment to run around it made it easier to find my way around.

But I liked the story and the characters. I don't know if I'll go buy the others and check them out, but I'll probably watch the cut scenes on YT later some day.
 
Raging Bytes. I wanted to play a game with a horror theme without shitting myself, so a turn-based JRPG was a perfect fit, it has a nice B movie type of feel to it. The game is okay overall, but there's some issues with pacing and grammar which drag it down a bit.

My main criticism is it's way too linear, and you don't seem to have much opportunity or incentive to explore. Since I'm playing on my tablet the controls are shit too, so avoiding enemies and just navigating is harder than it should be.

So far I'd give it a 6/10, maybe a 6.5 if I'm feeling generous.
 
Picked up Resident Evil 4 remake for the hexbox. I’m expecting to be blown away since the only version I’ve ever played was that early leak of the janky 2007 PC version based off the PS2 port.
I’m sure it will keep me entertained until Starfield comes out on Friday.
 
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