Kiwifarms Incel Thread

[Evil Ash]

Well, I don't care about the producer. If those ladies (or are they?) want to jiggle their jugs, I say they can do what they want. Are you arguing that women should not be allowed to show their bodies if they want to?

It's fine if you don't enjoy this stuff, Google says 6 in every 10 Americums enjoy this shit, and I am sure the real number is larger since this is quite an embarrassing question. I agree that wanking on an entire workday is not healthy, but I will continue to enjoy my daily 10 minute constitutional.

Incels are already a repressed bunch, there is nothing more dangerous than someone who has been pushed into a corner. You may argue that porn is an addiction, i argue that it is an outlet. I mean we are most certainly not going to asign them state sponcered brides now are we?

 

[Dyn]

You may argue that porn is an addiction, i argue that it is an outlet.

If you can't beat off without it, it's an addiction.

 

[Evil Ash]

Fine, it can be both. What do you propose that the millions of porners beat off to?

Do you want me to go to the local beach, strip naked, and beat off to all the ladies there? At least my little addiction is not a menace to society.

Wait a second, is this another one of your lolcow manufacturing ploys Herr Petyr "Dyn Littlefinger" Baelish? Well I am not falling for this, though I do find it wierd that people actually pay for porn, download it, and are even stupid enough to register for that shit. I get me rocks off for free and no one is the wiser.....except all of Kiwifarms. if I ever wanted to pay for play, I would go to Nevada and get the real thing.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Well, I don't care about the producer. If those ladies (or are they?) want to jiggle their jugs, I say they can do what they want. Are you arguing that women should not be allowed to show their bodies if they want to?

It's fine if you don't enjoy this stuff, Google says 6 in every 10 Americums enjoy this shit, and I am sure the real number is larger since this is quite an embarrassing question. I agree that wanking on an entire workday is not healthy, but I will continue to enjoy my daily 10 minute constitutional.

Incels are already a repressed bunch, there is nothing more dangerous than someone who has been pushed into a corner. You may argue that porn is an addiction, i argue that it is an outlet. I mean we are most certainly not going to asign them state sponcered brides now are we?

Fine, it can be both. What do you propose that the millions of porners beat off to?

Do you want me to go to the local beach, strip naked, and beat off to all the ladies there? At least my little addiction is not a menace to society.

Wait a second, is this another one of your lolcow manufacturing ploys Herr Petyr "Dyn Littlefinger" Baelish? Well I am not falling for this, though I do find it wierd that people actually pay for porn, download it, and are even stupid enough to register for that shit. I get me rocks off for free and no one is the wiser.....except all of Kiwifarms. if I ever wanted to pay for play, I would go to Nevada and get the real thing.

don't beat off go to church and have sex with your church arranged wife.

 

[Duke Nukem]

@Don't Tread on Me's strategy. He literally fucks a dude bc he hates women:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/retard...d-be-considered-in-far-right-politics.168329/

People like to say "incels should have sex with each other instead" without understanding that the whole point is that they're not homosexual.

saddam, please take some reading classes. you shouldn't sell yourself short, everybody (except for trannies and pedophiles) deserves somebody that is good and will treat them right.

i'm not disagreeing with you on women prefer tall men, yes in a perfect society, all the men would be 6ft+ gigachads with the dick size of the eiffel tower. however, people aren't perfect and that's okay. you literally made a whole thread about incels on the kiwifarms.


and this is exactly why people don't take incels serious, because they use stupid chud "STATS AND LOGIC"or "nah that doesn't happen" instead of understanding people aren't as complex as one would seem.

That's part of the problem though, they think they "deserve" someone but have nothing to bring to the table so they keep on "deserving" instead of actually "having." Besides most relationships end badly because people either take whatever they can get out of fear of ending up alone, or they don't think things through or consider what will happen once the novelty of sex wears off.

I don't think anyone's ever been doxed by the amount of sexual partners they had, although it would be funny.

Sex-havers don't typically congregate in the musty corners of the deep dark web, so it's somewhat unlikely.

Imagine thinking people are going to do a French Revolution because the weird smelly guy with no job can't get laid.

My country is way overdue for another revolution anyway, things seriously haven't changed much in the world as a whole since Louis XVI was guillotined. But I'm a sperg who has a job and showers daily so I dunno.

do you not realize how skitzo it sounds when you say "short men will revolt against society because women don't look at us like sex symbols"

Every Tinder slut be like "no short guys!!!!" in big bold black text. That's a bit of a red flag TBH.

@Saddam Hussain Obama if a civil war were to break out in US or some EU country, what kind of combat roles or division names would the incels have?

interesting but hasn't that happened already though?

Yeah! The Capitol police let me into the building and I galloped around like a retard because NO WOMAN WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!

Fucking lol

i mean not exactly, it's more about sexuality than "trad marriages and feminism". lol @ jan 6th was just a test run. you sound like an actual skitzo, i pray for you man. i hope you find the big titted goth girl of your dreams

I realized once I hit puberty, that there will be no big tittied goth girl in my future. Not for spergs, ever.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

That's part of the problem though, they think they "deserve" someone but have nothing to bring to the table so they keep on "deserving" instead of actually "having." Besides most relationships end badly because people either take whatever they can get out of fear of ending up alone, or they don't think things through or consider what will happen once the novelty of sex wears off.

it's no different than seeing bitches on whatever's or fresh and fit's podcast that want a man that makes 100k+-400k+ while coming with more baggage than a family of 4

I realized once I hit puberty, that there will be no big tittied goth girl in my future. Not for spergs, ever.

speak it into existence my friend, we will all get the big titty goth girl

Yeah! The Capitol police let me into the building and I galloped around like a retard because NO WOMAN WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!

FINALLY, I CAN SHIT ON NANCY PELOSKIS DESK BECAUSE WOMEN DONT WANT TO FUCK ME

Every Tinder slut be like "no short guys!!!!" in big bold black text. That's a bit of a red flag TBH.

agreed but if you go on tinder to find anything but a meaningful relationship, you're on the wrong app for that lol

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

@Saddam Hussain Obama if a civil war were to break out in US or some EU country, what kind of combat roles or division names would the incels have?

Chud division, Incel division, boomer division, Asian division, comfort women

speak it into existence my friend, we will all get the big titty goth girl

The big tiddy goth girl I have a massive crush on started working at the grocery store again. Should I try my shot?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

The big tiddy goth girl I have a massive crush on started working at the grocery store again. Should I try my shot?

do it pussy

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

do it pussy

I almost had a panic attack when I saw her. I was so nervous

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I almost had a panic attack when I saw her. I was so nervous

yeah i say the same thing when i look at an old man fresh out of the retirement home

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

yeah i say the same thing when i look at an old man fresh out of the retirement home

I almost broke down and cried one time when I saw her. I was hyping up seeing her all just to silently checkout like an autistic Maybe if I wear Andrew Tate or Baked Alaska shades like a retard, I will be more confident.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I almost broke down and cried one time when I saw her. I was hyping up seeing her all just to silently checkout like an autistic Maybe if I wear Andrew Tate or Baked Alaska shades like a retard, I will be more confident.

just looksmax man

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

just looksmax man

Ive been eating pretty healthy recently. I am going to try looksmaxing. If I fail, you will be called a nigger fair?

 

[Duke Nukem]

After reading this thread I'm glad I'm not an incel. I can drive 12 hours to the nearest Nevada brothel and pay by the hour.

Yeah dude I dunno if paying a hooker to screw you makes you not an incel. All I know is that I ain't giving up shit just so some stupid whore will notice that I exist.

If incels see women as sex toys, why do they value getting sex from a sex toy so much? It's like they base their entire identity around it. They must be boring as shit.

It's like dude just buy a Fleshlight already. But then I suppose many of them see first time sex as a rite of passage.

Guys really need to stop basing their own value on whether or not women want to have sex with them.

I'll never thought that I could be living in a timeline where I could see Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden talking about getting bitches and self-improvement.

This is a weird place, I love it.

Honestly self-improvement should be the goal in itself, whether it gets you bitches or not. You'll feel a lot better than if you base your entire personality and activities around "does this get me bitches?"

Who fucking cares what that blonde slut thinks of your interest in medieval Japan, enjoy learning about it for your own sake.

You're not my type though, I only like women with tattoos and borderline personality disorder.

That sounds like a good way to catch a case or two. Besides they tend to treat getting a tattoo as a substitute for having a personality.

Because they want the human validation of being desired by someone yet they don't want to put in the effort of understanding and respecting that someone. Incels are unequivocally boring as shit because they don't like giving effort in most part of their lives resulting in stagnate bitter people.

They just want to get the sex out of the way because they think virginity is an evil curse that somehow holds them back. Like getting laid is literally the only way they can feel validated.

A fetish that idiotic and strange deserve chopping of their feet.

There are many worse fetishes out there but feet is still fucking weird. Maybe being an incel is a fetish for some?

Well, that's one down then. Only 3.9 Billion Women to go.





I don't think it's that complicated

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White knights and simps are the fucking worst. At least fuckboys are more direct about what they want even if they're obnoxious douchebags.

They already do.
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I've heard of all these but the last one? The fuck kind of father is that???

I ratify, I dated a communist once.

Let me guess, expecting her to take showers and get a job was fascist brainwashing and you were her personal Hitler.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

I've heard of all these but the last one? The fuck kind of father is that???

Enough guys are scum that I think it's not even worth mentioning. It's covered so extensively in the media. And even on this site. That's why I'm more interested in what scummy things Women get up to. Because not only does the media tend to minimize it, even the courts tend to go out of their way to cover for them.

So it makes you wonder, if thats the case with whats discovered, how many Women are simply getting away with stuff?

 

[Dyn]

That sounds like a good way to catch a case or two.

When she falsely accuses you of DV for not paying enough attention to her or whatever just stay calm and polite and reasonable and when the police take you aside to get your side of the story just tell them that she has a diagnosed mental illness and has been lashing out, self-harming and making suicidal gestures ever since she suddenly gained weight and you stopped being attracted to her. When the police ask her about weight gain and being unattractive to you she'll chimp out so hard and so uncontrollably she'll get a 72-hour psychiatric hold and I guarantee she'll never pull that shit a second time.

BPDs make the perfect partner you just have to earn their respect or they'll abuse the shit out of you.

 

[Shidoen]

When she falsely accuses you of DV for not paying enough attention to her or whatever just stay calm and polite and reasonable and when the police take you aside to get your side of the story just tell them that she has a diagnosed mental illness and has been lashing out, self-harming and making suicidal gestures ever since she suddenly gained weight and you stopped being attracted to her. When the police ask her about weight gain and being unattractive to you she'll chimp out so hard and so uncontrollably she'll get a 72-hour psychiatric hold and I guarantee she'll never pull that shit a second time.

BPDs make the perfect partner you just have to earn their respect or they'll abuse the shit out of you.

#AbboWorldProblems

 

[Duke Nukem]

Even Chris Chan had the Suitress actively trying to fuck him. Anyone can make it.

Are you referring to Fiona or Sockness? I find it hard to believe that anyone would honestly want to have sex with Chris (yeah I know, he's a motherfucker but I'm talking like normal people sex).

Well explains your angle.

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This is a lie, nobody wants to be anywhere near a "male feminist."

Just do something. Literally do anything. Incels are their own worst enemy because they just fucking wallow in it. Go outside, learn how to paint, pick up a hobby, go to the library and read a book. Apps are shitty unless you're in the top 20% of men, everybody knows that, because for women it's just a conveyer belt sushi restaurant where they can pick and choose. But apps aren't the only option.

Women are everywhere, they don't just live on dating apps. Personally I see being super active on a dating app as a red flag, but I'm also a short guy who has to avoid them out of necessity. If anything it's great, because I meet more actually real people instead of empty vapid shells looking for some 6ft chad to turn them into his princess (which he never will btw, lmao).

Pick a hobby and dive into it, preferably one that's fairly gender neutral and popular enough to have a lot of communities for it online and offline. Book clubs, writing, art; anything other than sitting at a bar drinking by yourself. Take a painting class, or attend a writing workshop. Shit you could even learn how to fish and go to a place that's popular for it during the right season, you would be surprised at how many women are doing actual fishing.

And whoever made those posts in the MATI thread, tell your short friends to stop having a fucking complex about it. Oh no, they can't bang the whores who have high standards. So what? The only difference between banging a tinder whore and banging a hooker is the tinder date will probably cost more since you're paying for dinner. I'm 5'5" and I've fucked women taller than me, shorter than me, around my height, and not once have I had to resort to a desperate nigress looking for white dick. But I'm not out there looking for whores, and I really don't give a fuck about what a woman with a triple digit body count thinks of me.

I don't think any of that stuff is going to help most guys but I do know for sure that dating apps suck fat cock and everyone on there is garbage. I'm over the 6 foot mark and I refuse to touch anything like that ever again. I can't imagine how much worse it is for the 5'5" guys.

Honestly I see a lot of young women who don't have any interests other than TikTok and OnlyFans or whatever the fuck passes for drugs these days. Are these really the kinds of people you want to attract or even have sex with?

@Osama Bin Laden there are no absolutes but there are obvious preferences. Nobody wants to date the short, ugly, broke guy who jerks off to hentai in his parents' basement after all. Hell you can be the complete opposite and still get no results.

 

[Evil Ash]

Yeah dude I dunno if paying a hooker to screw you makes you not an incel. All I know is that I ain't giving up shit just so some stupid whore will notice that I exist.

Incel = Involuntary Celibate = one night stand is what Dr. Ash prescribes to cure this debilitating disease, it does not necessarily have to be some union blessed by heaven.

Also, its not about attention, its about getting a whore to bend over and take my Staff of Gandalf up her juicy bits.

Everything else you said is perfectly stated.

 

[rel=alternate]

Anyone who calls themselves an incel is a pathetic loser.

Being a sad virgin is one thing. And it's not the end of the world if you actually try to better yourself. If you put efforts into making something out of yourself you can be proud of, someone will eventually see it.

Being an incel is pretty much the same thing as being a sad virgin, except for the silver lining. It's a pathetic perpetual pity party you throw for yourself where everyone else is to blame, one that cannot be overcame. Which is utter bullshit.

I have zero pity for incels. They deliberately decided to foster their ill adjusted ways to justify their failure. It's a self fulfilling prophecy I have no interest in hearing about.

I blame the internet, in part. But ultimately, it's up to the individual to realize that nothing in life comes easy, even if it appears to you differently when you look at others. People are not out to get you, chad and stacy barely exist in real life unless you are truly looking for examples to confirm your pre established biases.

Make your bed, earn money, do sport, have hobbies and stfu. Don't shoot for 10s if you have no confidence and fear rejection, don't self sabotage. Easy enough.