Chris's incest charge is dismissed

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The Bovinian Derivative said:
So the guy just came and went, huh?
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He came he cumed his mum.
My Earnest Opinions said:
If Christopher Weston Chandler can get away with obviously having incestual (likely nonconsensual) sex with Barbara Ann Weston, then President Donald John Trump can get away with all the charges he is obviously falsely being accused of.

This makes me even more optimistic about 2024.
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That's not how liberals in our legal system works.
 
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beautiful person said:
Yeah people are either forgetting or deliberately ignoring that Barb had been coercing and guilting Chris into sleeping in the same bed as her and outright cuddling with her in the years immediately after Bob's death, and that Chris had expressed his discomfort with this. I can't imagine that this didn't mess with his already messed up sense of boundaries. I'm also not that convinced of Barb's alleged senility and "being completely unaware," considering her past schemes and the fact that she's apparently been living on her own for the past two years. If she legitimately is out of her mind, then what happened is terrible, but otherwise this was her getting bit by the beast that she created. Furthermore, I'm not totally convinced that these weren't consensual interactions.
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I remember when the motherfucking allegations first came to light many of us including me couldn't believe Chris would do this of his own volition. Many blamed Isabella Loretta Janke and her ilk for putting Chris up to it or even that Barb herself had manipulated Chris into it. Chris had always been uncomfortably close with Barb but even he seemed to be able to draw a line despite being retarded so many were quick to suspect gayops. We may never know how Barb herself responded to all this but I think it's clear from Chris's subsequent actions that there is no point trying to shift the blame away from him.
 
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He may have had the charges dismissed, but Chris truly became dead to me the second he admitted everything. Gone is any iota of sympathy or warm feelings I held towards him for entertaining me for so many years. I hope to never again hear about this fat disgusting inhuman elderly mother-raping retard, not even out of morbid curiosity. I hope the rest of his life is every bit as miserable as he deserves.
 
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JackoVerde said:
fair enough but consider that he avoided rape charges
avoided gen pop in jail, he had some kind of isolated or protective custody
went to a group home with his full accumulated tugboat
fucked his mom, arguably against her will
got off all but scott free.
he experienced the absolute minimalist amount of consequences for his actions.
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Dude, doing over a year in what is essentially solitary confinement is not getting off "scot free".

One month in solitary is considered a long stretch in the hole. More than a year is literal hell.

And as much as Chris is, well, Chris, with his headcanon and delusions of Sonichus and Magi-Chans and whatnot, he's still a human being who needs social contact to not go absolutely insane.

Would you want to be locked in a cell with nobody to talk to for 23 hours a day for over a year?
 
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