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Y O U C A N T E S C A P E T H E M E R G EFor the love of god let the saga end here, its been too much already.
The adamantium TardNo. He's harder than that at this point. He's the Tungsten Tard!
This is literally indistinguishable from a majority of twitch streamers.We've actually seen Chris try streaming. He literally demanded five bucks after some random person over co-op helped him with a level in Uncharted 4 as I recall.
Oh my god not PammyView attachment 5295802
Kinda surprised to see that Chris hasn't posted anything despite being active on twitter
The Auramite Autist.The adamantium Tard
The chrome digizoid Tard
The saga will never end as long as at least one person remembers Chris and Sonichu.For the love of god let the saga end here, its been too much already.
I'm 99% sure he got off because of the law Virginia passed a few months before his arrest that gives autists and tards a literal get out of jail free card:Here's my crackpot theory of what happened with Chris' case.
I believe it's what's called a deferred disposition in his state.
§ 19.2-298.02. Deferred disposition in a criminal case.
A. A trial court presiding in a criminal case may, with the agreement of the defendant and the Commonwealth, after any plea or trial, with or without a determination, finding, or pronouncement of guilt, and notwithstanding the entry of a conviction order, upon consideration of the facts and circumstances of the case, including (i) mitigating factors relating to the defendant or the offense, (ii) the request of the victim, or (iii) any other appropriate factors, defer proceedings, defer entry of a conviction order, if none, or defer entry of a final order, and continue the case for final disposition, on such reasonable terms and conditions as may be agreed upon by the parties and placed on the record, or if there is no agreement, as may be imposed by the court. Final disposition may include (a) conviction of the original charge, (b) conviction of an alternative charge, or (c) dismissal of the proceedings.
https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title19.2/chapter18/section19.2-298.02/
But remember, this is just a wild postulation, because we don't know what happened yet.
Maybe...this is truly the lolcow year...View attachment 5295062
Trending on Twitter.
oh Chris "got off" alright.I'm 99% sure he got off because
I bet Chris, because at least his voice is funny, the fucking DSP voice always makes me have violent thoughts
It's more fun to pretend Chris is a eldritch monstrosity wreaking havoc and mayhem over this plane of existence rather than just some weirdo.The A-Logs Be Like:
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Meanwhile, it's Chris. What's he going to do, violate his mom some more? Not like any of us need to give a shit.
Case may dismissed, the fact remains there's no future for Chris on the internet or real life. He will be tard wrangled for rest of his lifeChris's case has been dismissed. He's free.