Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

The scope has creeped significantly and in a bad direction.

Probably, yeah. But there's the law we have, and the law we wish we have.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

He and his wife do not go out locally. It is weird because local people would get ideas. People think it isweird for married couples to go out. If they were not close, he would not care about their opinions. Instead, they go far away to do it in Minneapolis. He reiterated they go to the hotel alone.

What the fuck does he mean people think it's weird, what does he consider "going out" me and my wife go out, my parents go out, everyone goes out whether drinking or whatever no one cares because it's normal. He probably means he doesn't want to swing locally, at least that's the only thing "weird" people would judge him on as far as I can think.

He gets couples' massages together with Lady R. He knows about an app that tells you for a monthly subscription where to get 'extra service'. He would not do it becuase none of his masseurs/mussuese have been attractive.

Really Nick? Just because their ugly, not because your "married and faithful to Lady Rackets?" How drunk was he at this point, because this seems dumber than what he usually says.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

I just want old Rackets back.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I just want old Rackets back.

never going to happen because it is apparent that "old Rackets" doesn't exist, he even claims himself that he was always a degenerate and contrarian, so what you are seeing now is a "mask off" Rackets, and the mask can never be put on again now that we saw the degenerate Rackets.
the recent Dick-Vito/Eric July thing also shows that he lied about everything regarding his stance on the Vic case, about defamation, TI, etc.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Really Nick? Just because their ugly, not because your "married and faithful to Lady Rackets?" How drunk was he at this point, because this seems dumber than what he usually says.

The 'ugly' thing was a joke. I could have worded it slightly better. I was expanding on some shorthand notes I had taken from the 90 minute stream.

The mention of the app was some edgy thing to mention as a tangent off couples' massages (and that was a tangent off the 'going' out) and tangented into talking about a chiropractor and how he likes it. Even if it does not 'fix' or 'cure' anything, he feels better afterwards and would pay 60 or so dollars to feel like that for a bit after the treatment. The larger context was what seemed weird to me.

The fact that he knows about such an app AND would bring it up is puzzling to me, but the whole Coom-pocalypse is baffling to me. Contrary to what Nick thinks, I am not a strict prude. I know all about locker room talk and 'the seggs'. What I do not understand is why he seems constantly ready to bring any topic into that realm of casual degeneracy. I think perhaps others in this thread are correct: Nick never matured past secondary school and peaked in university. He is now regretting being saddled with the family responsibilities so early and wants to be the 'cool kid' making edgy jokes.

 

[kadoink]

Nick looked too long into the lolcow and became one with it. I'm sure its a huge ego boost to get the internet on your side and all, but goddamn, the ego is pushing the hair out of his head now.

Old Nick might have been smart enough to realize how bad this is, but he's been over exposed to his own farts for too long and destroyed a lot of goodwill he used to have. I don't think Nick will ever go full cow like a lot of the others but who he is now is pretty different to who he was 3 years ago. Its also kind of fascinating because you're seeing someone reasonably intelligent you used to enjoy watching now and then just stop developing as a human being.

Whether its ego, insecurity, success, or all three this version of Nick is really sad to watch and not interesting enough to laugh at. Snap out of this shit, you retard. You're just turning into Legal Eagles drunken cousin.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

- He and his wife do not go out locally. It is weird because local people would get ideas. People think it isweird for married couples to go out. If they were not close, he would not care about their opinions. Instead, they go far away to do it in Minneapolis. He reiterated they go to the hotel alone.

Why would it be weird for a married couple to go out?

Why would anyone in the local area judge him and his wife for going to a bar?

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that every time Nick "goes out" there is a story about at least one person who is not his wife who wanted to fuck him or else was oddly close to him. The lesbians and the gay men at the Gay 90s, the woman third wheeling at the club in Miami, the random women who seem to find him and grope him every time he goes on a trip, etc.

He's made a bunch of similar comments over the past year. They tend to hit the same bullet points:

1. People are or would be extremely mad at Rekieta for doing things that sound completely and totally innocuous ("going out", "going to a bar", etc)
2. When going out, Rekieta "meets people", which tends to involve women throwing themselves at him or Ricardo and Romaine following him on Instagram, etc
3. Nick and Kayla leave alone because they are MONOGAMOUS!

Taken together, my guess is that Nick is trying to signal to those in the know that they are going to swinger events, but only to get attention and affirmation from people flirting with them, and then they are going back alone. But he resolutely refuses to use the "swinger" word. And what's the point of believing his spin if he's not even honest about what he's spinning?

The fact that he knows about such an app AND would bring it up is puzzling to me, but the whole Coom-pocalypse is baffling to me.

It calls to mind his infamous Murdaugh rant.

Nick was happy to scream at length about how much he hated the trial to the increasingly uncomfortable panel, but as soon as he blurted out that he would rather get a "happy ending" massage he hesitated and his rant came to a screeching halt, but at that point he had already said it and had to try to roll with it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What the fuck does he mean people think it's weird, what does he consider "going out" me and my wife go out, my parents go out, everyone goes out whether drinking or whatever no one cares because it's normal. He probably means he doesn't want to swing locally, at least that's the only thing "weird" people would judge him on as far as I can think.

Why would it be weird for a married couple to go out?

I have no idea why Nick thinks this is such an issue.

I believe Bitcoin Henchman has the right of it: Nick is masking more depraved behaviour with euphemism.

My theory (in absence of blatant hypocrisy) is that he has equivocated the meanings of words to the point that the he has self-deluded himself to the point that he cannot understand the common usage of the word. If he has been playing a part for 'over 20 years' as he has claimed, he might just have brainwashed himself into believing his twisted version of reality is actually true.

It would explain why he cannot respond directly to criticism and seems to mis-construe and spin them.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

He cut down on porn becuase he was enlightened when he forgot to close his tabs and his wife saw it and felt inadequate

This helps further explain our wife’s sudden weight loss he was definitely only jerking his fish head balls to rail thin significantly younger women with gigantic bolt ons. I don’t know why this suddenly makes her feel inadequate when he has been a porn addict for years at this point but whatever I guess

 

[Sewer Rat]

I have no idea why Nick thinks this is such an issue.

I believe Bitcoin Henchman has the right of it: Nick is masking more depraved behaviour with euphemism.

My theory (in absence of blatant hypocrisy) is that he has equivocated the meanings of words to the point that the he has self-deluded himself to the point that he cannot understand the common usage of the word. If he has been playing a part for 'over 20 years' as he has claimed, he might just have brainwashed himself into believing his twisted version of reality is actually true.

It would explain why he cannot respond directly to criticism and seems to mis-construe and spin them.

I think this is it, in reality no one would say anything but positive things about a married couple that goes out on dates, but if in Nick's twisted mind his conception of "dates" are his depraved trips to Hedonism II, or degenerate benders with his wife, coomalot and drexel, then him being worried about local people seeing them "dating" makes more sense

 

[AnOminous]

I think this is it, in reality no one would say anything but positive things about a married couple that goes out on dates, but if in Nick's twisted minds his conception of "dating" are his depraved trips to Hedonism II, or degenerate benders with his wife, coomalot and drexel, then him being worried about local people seeing them "dating" makes more sense

Surprised he doesn't claim all the normies in Spicer are also weird prude incels. After all, only a weird prude incel would have a problem with anything he does.

 

[Potatoherder]

- He cut down on porn becuase he was enlightened when he forgot to close his tabs and his wife saw it and felt inadequate. More couples need to have conversations about it. Men need to have release and women need to communicate what they don't like about it. Women should make their own porn for him to get off too if they don't put out or let him watch porn. Women should not complain. Men should reciprocate by making it fun for her. His suggestion is to just have sex whenever either party wants it.

He attacked the redpill stuff and and mgtow but this is some of the most extreme views held by them. People who expunge this stuff are often shunned as they cause bad optics.

 

[Chibitzen]

this nigger Nick really just said "the easy answer would be to support Eric, but that's not in my character so I will go with Dick" what a fucking piece of shit

Well yes, one option will get him noticed more. The other doesn't generate the desired drama bucks.

- He and his wife do not go out locally. It is weird because local people would get ideas. People think it isweird for married couples to go out. If they were not close, he would not care about their opinions. Instead, they go far away to do it in Minneapolis. He reiterated they go to the hotel alone.

He has an inclination to put the wife and himself both up on a pedestal. They can never come down from this pedestal, at least in front of their audience. Yes, technically it is perfectly right to put one's spouse in that special place in one's heart and make it known, but it shouldn't feel like their spouse is mental patient in need of a constant carer. There's the lewd swapping, the oversharing of info and the tendency to advertise their marriage as one where the importance of keeping wife happy overtakes all (including work needs). Not only must she be well dressed, well-endowed vehicularly speaking, but she must always be sexually content. It conjures the image of her needs needing to be met daily in quite expensive and attentive ways, which speaks to his grandiosity... I've always thought it to be a deliberate farce.

 

[Poop Shoot]

The fucking ego to look like him and think everyone’s throwing themselves at him when he’s out and about. He’s not hideous or anything but he’s not particularly attractive either, certainly not the type of man women trip over themselves to hit on when they see him at the bar with his wife.

He’s probably one of those idiots who think a waitress smiling and being nice is hitting on him. “Zomg a woman touched my arm as she was talking she wants to ride this cock”. Lol, no. No Nick.

 

[Sewer Rat]

The fucking ego to look like him and think everyone’s throwing themselves at him when he’s out and about. He’s not hideous or anything but he’s not particularly attractive either, certainly not the type of man women trip over themselves to hit on when they see him at the bar with his wife.

He’s probably one of those idiots who think a waitress smiling and being nice is hitting on him. “Zomg a woman touched my arm as she was talking she wants to ride this cock”. Lol, no. No Nick.

that's the internet fame in action, remember that even fat slobs like Ethan Ralph think they are actual real celebrities and that everyone knows and adore them.

 

[Not Who You Think]

He cut down on porn becuase he was enlightened when he forgot to close his tabs and his wife saw it and felt inadequate. More couples need to have conversations about it. Men need to have release and women need to communicate what they don't like about it. Women should make their own porn for him to get off too if they don't put out or let him watch porn. Women should not complain. Men should reciprocate by making it fun for her. His suggestion is to just have sex whenever either party wants it.

Nick's solution to Kayla feeling inadequate is to encourage her too keep pace with his porn consumption. This places her in constant competition with pornography with the knowledge that if she can't keep pace, she can/will be replaced.

One way or another, Nick will have his coom and Kayla will feel obliged to enable it.

Why would it be weird for a married couple to go out?

Why would anyone in the local area judge him and his wife for going to a bar?

Probably for similar reasons Drexel does "everything" out-of-state; certain legalities, increased anonymity, and availability of degeneracy (Minneapolis vs Nick's area).

Also, saw this 5-star review still up on the front page (near the top) on Nick's website:

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's solution to Kayla feeling inadequate is to encourage her too keep pace with his porn consumption. This places her in constant competition with pornography with the knowledge that if she can't keep pace, she can/will be replaced.

One way or another, Nick will have his coom and Kayla will feel obliged to enable it.

This makes me feel bad for her. I call it 'The Hedonist's Paradox': when everything has to be 'fun', they always need to get their way.

There is no room for compromise in pure Hedonism. You are constantly searching for some greater pleasure. Nick and Kayla seem to enable each other, but what happens when one of them say, 'no'?

Well, Nick has already admitted that he was wearing a mask 'for 20 years' in his late 2022 - early 2023 meltdown, so I predict meltdowns happen. The last one seemed to pit him and Kayla against the world.

What will happen when the rift is him against Kayla? He is not exactly building a community support network he can rely on...

Probably for similar reasons Drexel does "everything" out-of-state; certain legalities, increased anonymity, and availability of degeneracy (Minneapolis vs Nick's area).

Charitably (because I believe Nick to be childishly-minded), I think it is mere fear of accountability. You do not want Mrs. McCredie in the next pew over or Mr. Donahue from the grocer seeing you in your underwear at a gay bar or wasted at the local pub.


Another LOCALS Archive with highlights:

More stimulating, high-brow conversations:

RilW​

women don't fotget to do your anal kegals too! both sides

-geg-​

I do those. I crimp every turd with gusto.

-geg-​

i used to just let it slide easily into the drink but now i push and grunt and push a splash.

The Rekieta Fuck-off-itude!

MattHimSelph​

I think life is just generally funny. I hate having to have parameters on what can be funny. Who is the sole embodiment of appropriateness? It should never exist. We should say funny things and always let society figure out what is funny and what isnt. I hate orbitors of "Justice"

A latent legal scholar:

MattHimSelph​	I just try to be good at arguing whatever I am in the mood to argue
MattHimSelph​	I'm also in a position of believe to argue to opposite of my thought to understand the counter party argument.

Unhinged Schizo Religious ramblings:

Spoiler: Wew!

--Still--Life--​	snick don't even know it's christmas
--Still--Life--​	Don't all those African babies know it's Jesus' birthday. Those nigger coons are going to hell for not accepting baby jesus

--Still--Life--​

An african baby without Jesus might as well just be a demon from hell.

--Still--Life--​

Now I'm going to get some Jews to accept Christ so they can go to heaven, then smell my pwn self righteous farts

--Still--Life--​

Any good white anglo saxon protestant, knows that jews go to hell unless the roll over and speak.

--Still--Life--​	I'll save those rotten black babies and jews if it's the last thing I do.
--Still--Life--​	I get so high on my own self righteousness sometimes.

--Still--Life--​

I talk directly to God and encourage others to do the same. I consider Jesus to be a spiritual brother and equal but his pacifist teachings are dangerous and make men weak.

--Still--Life--​	sNick wants to do Bible study but has Stink Catholic guilt so he feels like a hypocrite for not being a pure teacher.
--Still--Life--​	I think it's silly
--Still--Life--​	I really dislike overtly 'holy' people
--Still--Life--​	I think the filthiest people make the best teachers
--Still--Life--​	I'd like to kick the Pope in the throat and just watch him die for 3 minutes

--Still--Life--​

That's the whole thing, Catholics teach people they will never be good enough, guilty. lean into to the original sin

--Still--Life--​

They use ritual to take adavantage of the simple minded

--Still--Life--​	I hate Authotity and Rituals so no
--Still--Life--​	Any church made of gold is a alter to greed and needs to burn

--Still--Life--​

It's not just one thing. Eastern understanding teaches us the cycle of death and rebirth while western thought focuses on violent purification

--Still--Life--​

most people don't like it at all, but we have to live over and over again. t's a horrible and long process

Mandy is our victim:

Spoiler: BAD Kiwis! Why are you obsessed with us?

TMFSquid​

I wish I could have made it to Matsuri. But the money I had saved had to go to paying the sales tax on the new car

Mandy_K​

me too but things happened to me and now kiwi is going to be assholes about it again probably

No, Mandy, we only call you out when you are doing dumb shite like posting your tits.

Freedom1982​

Fuck the kiwis do you still go on there I haven't been in ages and feel so much better not knowing what they have to say about me

You are one of the least interesting people.

TMFSquid​

I'll go to the farms if they ever decide I'm interesting enough to be gossip girls about

You self-doxxed yourself with pictures of your work trailer. You are not interesting either.

--Still--Life--​	Mandy I have your High School pics, but everyone says your a tranny, what's up with that?
Mandy_K​	they're projecting

--Still--Life--​

Those people want me dead

No. Mentally evaluated, maybe.

Freedom1982​

They used to. Why I had to block the site they got outright nasty

Art made by LOCALS:

Spoiler: Not by Mandy

Freedom1982​

Did you see this one in your dms?

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Well, Nick has already admitted that he was wearing a mask 'for 20 years' in his late 2022 - early 2023 meltdown, so I predict meltdowns happen. The last one seemed to pit him and Kayla against the world.

Do you think his "worst day" was Kayla finding his porn and having some sorta mental breakdown? Especially since it was while he was streaming for most of the day during the Depp stuff? If I remember correctly he did say it had something to do with fanily.

Edit: Typo

 

[Lidl Drip]

He cut down on porn becuase he was enlightened when he forgot to close his tabs and his wife saw it and felt inadequate. More couples need to have conversations about it. Men need to have release and women need to communicate what they don't like about it. Women should make their own porn for him to get off too if they don't put out or let him watch porn. Women should not complain. Men should reciprocate by making it fun for her. His suggestion is to just have sex whenever either party wants it.

"Men need to have release". Then use your imagination. You know you are a terminal coombrain if you can't jerk off without using porn. Why does his wife need to communicate to him that she doesn't like him jerking off to other women? That shit is obvious. Anything you have to hide from your partner because you know it would hurt their feelings if they found out is something you shouldn't be doing.

Men always use the excuse "My wife doesn't want to have enough sex so I have to watch porn" but never consider if maybe she doesn't want to have sex because their husband is a disgusting coomer and that's repulsive.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Freedom1982​

They used to. Why I had to block the site they got outright nasty

"block the site". Not just decline to visit. This fucker had to BLOCK the site to prevent himself from being able to visit it. Sad.