Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Jeeze this is a really dark one. Here are some other excerpts

Struggling to understand her own emotions due to autism and relying on everyone else to tell her what's good for her

Sorry for the late response to both of the above posts, but somehow I missed them a few pages back. Quite honestly , I think this woman's issue is not - or at least, not only - the usual troon autism. From the Reddit posts alone, it's pretty obvious that she is not intellectually or mentally capable of the "informed" part of "informed consent" and it's unconscionable that she's being encouraged to transition.

Spoiler: Maybe she's born with it

I would not be surprised if she doesn't fully comprehend that the changes wrought upon her body are largely permanent. I cannot remember the exact number offhand, nor can I find a citation, but if I recall correctly, a very large majority of individuals with "borderline intellectual functioning" (BIF), meaning those whose intellectual functioning is significantly below average but not low enough to qualify for a diagnosis of mental retardation, do not fully understand more complex concepts of cause and effect. For example, patients with BIF may not be able to answer a question like, "If you stayed up late last night and got up early this morning, how would you feel tonight?"

To put it in more concrete terms, a diagnosis of mental retardation is made when an individual has an IQ <=70, or more than 2 standard deviations below average (100). BIF is defined as a full-scale IQ at least 1 but less than 2 standard deviations below the average. Because IQ is normally distributed, this means that almost 14% of the population would meet the clinical criteria for a BIF diagnosis. Well, they would, except the DSM no longer provides any diagnostic criteria and has eliminated BIF as a standalone condition.

It almost makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Lmao at all that hair. Of course I've known women hair from their neck to their navel! /sarcasm

If I understand correctly, that is a woman and her sad Dali flesh sacks are supposed to have been a mastectomy. I'm honestly not even sure what the fuck I'm looking at or what the intended surgical outcome was supposed to be. I also am finding myself more and more amused by the troons who bitch about BMI limits for mutilation life-saving surgery.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

bitch about BMI limits for mutilation life-saving surgery.

If you think about Deathfats (like LifebyJen) in general, they literally refuse to lose weight for life-saving being alive, so why should gender type of this folk be different?

 

[A Grey Cat]

im amazed their are bmi limits for grs and srs. Given how fat even post op troons can be with flabby folds already stinking them up something bad. I can't belive the medical community allows the retards to add a stinking axe wound on top of that.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

Another Crane center victim, a pooner "nullo"

I am 26 years old, neurodivergent, and a queer asexual trans man. I’m single & down to chat with other 18+ lgbtqia+ folks!
My FTM transition timeline as a man of trans experience:
• I began socially transitioning at age 21 in the fall of 2018 as genderqueer with a change of preferred name and presentation.
• I started identifying as non binary transgender at age 22 in the summer of 2019, cut my hair short, and began dressing in masculine clothing full time.
• I began medical transition (hormones) at age 23 in August 2020 and had top surgery w/o nipples in February 2021.
• I came out fully as a queer binary trans man shortly after top surgery.
• I had a total hysterectomy with bilateral salpingo-oophorectomy at age 25 in June 2022.
• I changed my legal name March 2023, and I am legally male. I have updated most of my documents. The remaining documents will be finalized soon.
• I had bottom surgery (genital nullification) on July 28th, 2023 at age 26. I am r/altersex & r/voidpunk, so I wish to look as alienesque as possible. Yet, I am still a binary man according to my core gender identity.
• I have uploaded some post op photos of my nullification. Check my profile to see the photos. NSFW! I will later post photos once they are fully healed.
if you would like to know more about me, my procedures, or would like any advice, feel free to DM or comment. I am an open book!
with love, Adrian

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results by Dr. Crane

Spoiler: nullo

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"Note: the urethra at the bottom looks larger than it actually is. The hole is actually covered by skin flaps on the sides, as my surgeon explained."

Some comments from her AMA:

SirSmoksALott
What's a nullo?

psychadelic666​

A person who has removed all external and internal* genitalia. They have no penis, no testicles, no vagina, no vulva, no labia, no clitoris* and often choose to remove their nipples as well. removal of all* internal reproductive organs is often involved as well.​

• ovaries may be retained but the uterus must go.

I love intimacy, cuddling, kissing, and other romantic kinds of affection. I am simply not interested in sex on my person. I’m open to pleasing a future romantic partner for the purpose of bonding, but I don’t feel pleasure from it myself, except for the happiness I derive from pleasing a partner on their body, but not mine.

I may be interested in adoption in the future, but I’m too young to think of that now.

Yep, that’s it exactly. In an ideal world I would love to have a natal penis, but the current surgeries to create one do not align with my personal and aesthetic goals.

It was a gender affirming procedure for gender dysphoria. It is not considered plastic surgery bc it is a medically necessary treatment.

Other people undergo this procedure for other reasons, so I can’t speak for them, but this is why I had it done. Many insurance companies will cover it.

Yup, Ken doll smooth with nothing but a urethra and anus.

Biological sex comprises a lot of different elements. Hormones, sex characteristics, chromosomes, etc. I am no longer simply “biologically female” nor am I “biologically male.” I am in a unique category bc my current sex characteristics predispose me to male risks and other risks. Trans people in the midst of medical transition have needs that apply to both.

I feel most at home in my body this way. I know it is unorthodox, but it is has affirmed me as a person more than any other surgical procedure I have ever had done. My body has been othered, and I take pride in that otherness.
Furthermore, I am asexual and this body type makes me feel safe and true to myself.
and I did not pursue this procedure for fetish reasons, to be clear. This procedure has given me the opportunity to honor myself as a person who feels the most affirmed as a man with a non normative body.
I am not non non binary, to be clear. I just have never felt comfortable with my primary sex characteristics.
Being a nullo is a celebration of my bodily non conformity.
In short, I’m a eunuch. I feel liberated. I don’t expect others to understand my reasoning, but I hope others can see that
It’s feel complete in this body

I am an adult. Multiple therapists, psychiatrists, surgeons, and others agreed this was the best form of treatment for me.
I am happier than I have ever been. Please concern yourself with your own needs, and respect that I am happy with mine.

It took years. I had to prove that I was on T for over a year, and I had to prove that I was post op from a hysterectomy (which also required T for a year). I had to see multiple psychologists, psychiatrists, and therapists to evaluate me.
Each consultation cost money and every procedure I had was not covered by insurance.
One thing I am grateful for— I was not questioned about my desire to be sterilized. No “what would your husband think?” Or “you’re too young!” Which sadly affects women.
I faced other transphobia in this process, but less sexism if that makes sense (because I was being read more as male so I might’ve been taken more seriously). Yet, people really aren’t fond of trans people reproducing bc of fearmongering bs, so they were ok with sterilizing me bc “pregnant trans men” are heavily stigmatized.
It sucks all around with stuff like this. I wish doctors would listen to women and other gender diverse folks when they assert their desires.

gvictor808
How many orgasms have you had in your life?

psychedelic666​

0​

I am not sexually interested in other people. I still have a libido, but it is greatly reduced. But I am very interested in romantic relationships.​

Idk if I’m able to, anytime I tried on myself it was just too uncomfortable.​

I hope to find another asexual or demisexual partner who shares that orientation. I’m not opposed to date an allo sexual person, but the relationship may have to polyamorous in case he wants his needs met elsewhere. I’m cool with that.​

I’m mostly sex indifferent, so I would be willing to please my partner’s body for the purposes of intimacy, but I wouldn’t want anything done on my body.​

midnightmovies88
Have you ever been diagnosed with any type of mental illness? Does your decision stem from anxiety?

psychedelic666​

Yes but unrelated to this.​

And absolutely not​

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(r/voidpunk): Hey y’all. I am scheduled for a non-normative procedure to affirm my voidpunk identity. I am so happy!

I am having a genital nullification surgery soon. (AFAB) AMA
I feel so relieved to finally have this scheduled. I am going to have a nullification procedure with Dr. Crane in Austin, TX on July 28th, 2023!
I am a binary trans man, but I will be undergoing this procedure to alleviate dysphoria for my natal parts. I am a neurodivergent asexual, and identify as r/altersex, a nullo, and a eunuch.
I know that the voidpunk identity is not inherently trans or gender related, but I thought I’d share for anyone else interested in a more “alienesque” body who is also gender diverse.
I will be updating with more posts, photos, and information from my doctor as I near my date.
But in the mean time, feel free to reach out with any questions (DMs open).
Let me know if anyone else here relates!
Love, Adrian (he/him)

Yeah, it’s slightly more common with AMAB people but for afabs people keep calling it “FGM” which … hurts. I am consensually choosing this. They’re not the same. But my surgeon said he’d operated on AFAB nullos before so there’s a growing number of us!

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She claims that many clinicians agreed with her that her desire for this procedure was totally unrelated to her other mental illnesses. so let's check out her post history...

her first ever reddit post was in r/actuallesbians in February 2018, complaining that the 'queer community' is 'far too phallocentric' and stating that she is working on her thesis about 'queer women (my favorite people in the world)'. at that time she had many posts about being a lesbian. archive

2 years later, (August 2020): Planned Parenthood is baller. I just got my first T prescription in under an hour.

For only a $25 copay and I got 3 months worth of boy juice

I’m over the moon. 1st day as Franklin! I love girls, but I ain’t one.

(over the next 3 years her name has gone from [birth name] to Franklin to Gideon to Adrian.)

Feb 2021: mastectomy
officially flattened

freed the nips 2 years ago today!


March 2021: sometimes I just wish I were a nebulous consciousness


February 2022 (r/EDAnonymous): starving feels sexual

when I’m hungry, I feel attractive. at this point in my life I’d say I’m attracted to all genders, but my sex drive is incredibly low. I’ve even questioned if I’m on the asexual spectrum.
but when I’m lightheaded from not eating, when the hunger pangs are killing me, when I’m empty… I feel almost… sexual?
I know some people say starving is euphoric for them, but for anyone else is it… arousing?

yea I feel powerful when I’m hungry. like I’m the one in charge for once. feels like I have agency in my life which makes me feel sexy. Idk maybe I’m just traumatized

March 2022 (r/EDAnonymous): being "underweight" is such a fucking lie

I’ve just crossed the threshold into being UW but still look flabby and pudgy. If this is what the high end of “underweight” looks like then what the fuck are celebrities?? how is ANYONE healthy??
it sucks that the ideal beauty standard is so damn thin. i just want to be happy in this body and I feel like I won’t ever be able to approach achieving that with any fat on my body at all. i just want to be small and disappear sometimes

(r/EDAnonymous): i feel like I will never be able to "enjoy" my body

no matter how much weight I lose I feel like I’ll never be able to “flaunt” myself or exist comfortably even though I’m undeniably thin rn. Even at my LW in 2020 I barely ever took photos of myself or went out in cute outfits. it was like my body didn’t exist to me and I could finally ignore how bad it makes me feel
rn I’m UW again and not too far off from my GW, but I just feel next to nothing. I definitely feel better than I did when I was OW, which was heinous and awful, and better than I did at a normal weight, which was disappointed and worthless.
the only times I ever really feel euphoria about my flesh prison are when I get tattoos, piercings, or when I got gender confirming* surgery. bc those alterations represent the ultimate control over how I present myself and they’re permanent. i may lose more weight but I can’t guarantee I’ll stay that way… it feels “risky” being thin. so at best I feel “happy I’m not fat but still not happy.”
everything just feels so tenuous ((

r/overlyspecificEDmemes: being trans w an ED is a special kind of hell

my therapist (to get hysto approval) said the adrenal glands do too. but I can’t yeet those!!! Grr. i know both AMABs and AFABs produce and need both hormones, but that scientific fact is NOT getting through to my dysphoric ED brain

i get the chest thing, feels bad man. although seeing the weight change after top surgery was nice. i hope you can be in a body you’re comfy with soon

April 2022 (r/EDAnonymous) - she shares that she is in recovery from alcoholism: has a cashier ever judged you or your purchases??

i was buying a can of white monster, a bottle of cherry Coke Zero, and two protein bars (one of them being a blueberry muffin quest bar, which is ). When she scanned the monster ultra, she muttered “those will kill ya.”
umm excuse me, lady?? this drink ain’t shit compared to the stuff I’d normally fill my body with. internally I was battling an alcohol craving (I’m in recovery), so I bought the monster ultra instead. I really did NOT need to be scolded. now I just feel like restricting all day. from one addiction to another.
has a cashier ever made a snide comment to you about your food/beverage choices or the quantity? please just ring me up…

May 2022 (r/EDAnonymous): DAE deal with substance abuse/alcoholism? I’m in recovery and want to hear about y’all’s experiences.

I’m in recovery for addiction, and I find myself “jonesing” for that dopamine rush I get in the throes of my ED. To be frank, my ED has helped keep me sober, as it keeps me focused on something else that satisfies my addictive personality.
Yes, I know this isn’t the wisest of decisions. I learned in rehab that non chemical “replacement” addictions can be a maladaptive coping mechanism. I know this is not the healthiest way to full sobriety as I’m still scratching that addict itch.
At this point, whatever keeps me away from liquor and decreases my cravings for other drugs is something I’m willing to hold onto, at least until I can commit to full ED recovery.
Do any of y’all relate? I know lots of recovering addicts turn to gambling, sex, overworking themselves, etc. but nobody else in my rehab center really talked about this (beyond overeating, but not to the point of binge eating disorder).
any perspectives welcome, and I truly don’t recommend this to others early in drug/alcohol recovery. I just feel a little alone.
edit: just realized I’m about to hit 8months sober! )

June 2022 (r/EDAnonymous): any guys here triggered by the Sex Pistols miniseries on Hulu?

The actor playing Johnny Rotten is basically the visual embodiment of Male Eating Disorder Aesthetic… scarily thin, tall, CHEEKBONES, pale/discolored skin, bad teeth, jittery/on edge personality, oversized clothes, etc.
in an interview he said he dropped down to xxx lbs, which is less than I’ve ever weighed and I’m 4 inches shorter
why does my brain see this as goals??????

And all the cigarette smoking, drinking, drug use (esp uppers)… that was basically my LW cocktail.

Also June 2022: hysterectomy
I’m having a hysterectomy tomorrow and I keep getting misgendered by hospital staff and I feel like shit. Can y’all call me boy/man, he/him, and sir in the comments pls I feel like crying

idc when strangers misgender me bc they don’t know and most of the time it’s an accident or due to confusion bc I’m still androgynous. But when people who I’m paying to care for me keep calling me “miss” I feel like I’m going to scream. My pronouns are in my chart and I’ve already informed them several times of my transness. It’s giving me flashbacks to my trauma relating to heartless medical professionals.
can I just get referred to correctly in the comments please? My name is Adrian and I’m a trans man. Thanks y’all

(r/EDAnonymous): ending a binge cycle

ever since I had surgery on the 11th I’ve been binging and it SUCKS. i feel so out of control and I just want that power, security, motivation, and control I feel when I don’t abuse my body like this. It’s not even the weight fluctuation… it’s the lack of autonomy I feel.
I know I’ve been doing it bc I’m chasing that sweet “emotional numbness” feeling I’m always jonesing for. But it makes my depression worse when I don’t let myself process my anxiety.
So here’s me screaming into void, hoping sharing these thoughts and wanting to get better will help. I don’t want to binge anymore. I don’t even care if I severely restrict, I just want ownership back: of me. So here’s to waking up early, caffeine, and adequately eating three times per day.
any tips to curb a binge? I’ve been able to abort a few binges but once they start it’s SOooo hard to stop.
i know that once I make it a habit I’ll enjoy the routine. So just lemme start…

Nov 2022 (r/FTMfemininity): We've all heard of catboys, but what about bunny boys?


April 2023 (r/EDanonymemes): me @ the ED voices in my head


July 2023: nullification surgery with Dr Crane

August 2023 (r/EDAnonymous): dae binge when they’re in pain? I had surgery last month and the healing process has been rough

ugh this sucks man. I had surgery July 28th and ever since I finished my pain meds I’ve been stuck binging… the pain and discomfort is so bad and food acts as a distraction from it. it’s also hard to restrict bc it could disrupt the healing process, which is something I really don’t want.
And then the post op depression just compounds it…
I’m getting my catheter removed soon (I had gender affirming bottom surgery), so I hope that will help with the discomfort and allow me to feel at home in my body. to getting back on track!

Mental illnesses totally not related to this surgery btw. Another easy $10k for Mr. Crane

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Don’t mind me, this is shitpost just for me to scream.

Fucking hell.

 

[Procrastinhater]

>Nullo


>this body type makes me feel safe


This is obviously someone who has suffered horrific sexual abuse as a child and wants to get rid of all sexual characteristics.
How these fucking evil God cursed butchers do this to these completely broken people instead of giving them the fucking psychiatric help they need is fucking appalling.
History is going to look back at us with disgust and contempt that we allow this fucked abhorrent shit to be inflicted upon the mentally ill and we frankly deserve all the contempt they will throw.
I'm gonna leave y'all with this little statement

>my surgeon said he’d operated on AFAB nullos before so there’s a growing number of us!

This is why the Aliens won't talk to us.
We should be putting these fucks on trial for Crimes Against Humanity.

 

[gampboonerisms]

If I understand correctly, that is a woman and her sad Dali flesh sacks are supposed to have been a mastectomy. I'm honestly not even sure what the fuck I'm looking at or what the intended surgical outcome was supposed to be. I also am finding myself more and more amused by the troons who bitch about BMI limits for mutilation life-saving surgery.

Holy crap. That's even worse. I think the fat and the way the breasts are turned so far away from each other made me not even recognize that.

 

[batteredpancakes]

A fat TIF gets a surgery meant for girls with small tits. Then gets upset when her result doesn't look good.

Her breasts look exactly like I'd expect from a large titted person getting peri.
Peri doesn't take away any skin , only the breast tissue, so you'll be left with empty boob sacks.
I can't believe her doctor was so callous to suggest this method to her.

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Anyway, u/LennysArtt has posted an update pic on her phallus that had to be repaired after necrosis.
As a reminder she's

• 19yo
• had Top surgery at 15
• A type 1 diabetic

Old post (July 19)

Spoiler: patchwork

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7 Weeks Post Op SCIP Flap Placement to Repair RFF Loss

She also posted her arm graft scar. It's not healing too well.

Spoiler: scar

Arm Donor Site Healing in Trouble Spot
In order: 17 days post op, a little under 5 weeks post op, a little over 6 weeks post op, 10 weeks post op, and almost 3 months post op

There's also two posts I've missed
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Spoiler: image

First Time Shaving My Penis!
Out of pure impulse about 45 minutes past midnight.. I just very carefully shaved a majority of the hair off my penis lol
He’s even more perfect now! I didn’t do the best job to avoid irritating my almost healed incisions.. but I’m amazed at the difference!
With the SCIP flap section it has way less hair on my actual penis so I have way less work to do with shaving/hair removal, so that’s a nice plus too lol

And this post
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Spoiler: images

RFF + New SCIP Flap A Day Over 4 Weeks Post Op
The bottom is healing fantastically! The top is still working at it but also doing great! I have two spots of wound separation on the corner of the flap, as well as further up the incision going under my belly.. Angel told me to use calcium alginate on it so I’ve started doing that today.. I hope to see improvement quickly! I have a tiny wound that I wouldn’t even really call separation at the top of my penis that I really have to get at a weird angle to even get a pic of.. but it’s still healing too.. my penis is very much healed onto/attached to my body and I was reassured of that at my most recent post op appointment with Gupta.. surgeons sure are rough! Lol

Since the flap is kinda thick/fattier than my mons, it creates a pretty big crease/fold where moisture collects and I think I got a minor fungal/yeast infection in that fold/area.. so I was prescribed an anti fungal cream I also started using today and it’s already helping the smell lol

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

somewhere between chlorine and methane

Methane doesn't smell you retarded faggot pooner

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

God I love when pooner take pics of themselves after getting their tits chopped off. "Don't I look like a Boy?" No honey you have an hour glass form you look like something the Nazis forgot to kill back in 45.

 

[monstrous bubo]

As a reminder she's

• 19yo
• had Top surgery at 15
• A type 1 diabetic

Only 19 and her body already looks like a war zone. Christ, just stop taking the insulin if you want to destroy yourself. There’s probably an online community of Type 1s who fetishize that slow death, so asspats will still flow.

First Time Shaving My Penis!

Out of pure impulse about 45 minutes past midnight.. I just very carefully shaved a majority of the hair off my penis lol

He’s even more perfect now! I didn’t do the best job to avoid irritating my almost healed incisions.. but I’m amazed at the difference!

With the SCIP flap section it has way less hair on my actual penis so I have way less work to do with shaving/hair removal, so that’s a nice plus too lol

Thanks, I needed a laugh. Shit tattoo as well. With the hair it probably looked like a garden maze.

#transjoy #PrincessHairycock #poonerismagic

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

This is why the Aliens won't talk to us.

It would be incredibly funny for technologically and intellectually advanced aliens to appear and all of human academia rightfully fawning over them but then fall into debate when the aliens are transphobic because they see that humans can't change their sex.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Only 19 and her body already looks like a war zone. Christ, just stop taking the insulin if you want to destroy yourself. There’s probably an online community of Type 1s who fetishize that slow death, so asspats will still flow.




Thanks, I needed a laugh. Shit tattoo as well. With the hair it probably looked like a garden maze.

#transjoy #PrincessHairycock #poonerismagic

"Diabulimia" is already fairly common. Look how many of the symptoms will eventually overlap with those of trooning out:

https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/diabulimia-5

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Pooners venting about Crane Center:

Some comments from her AMA:

These people are just so...dumb. All of their idiotic jargon just screams TRYING TOO HARD. It's obvious just from reading the way they write online that they think they're just a bit more creative, intelligent, and worldly than us plebs with working genitals.

It's interesting that they think of themselves that way since almost by definition they demonstrate extreme credulity, even magical thinking. It's really no wonder unscrupulous people see them as ripe for exploitation.

 

[batteredpancakes]

One thing I am grateful for— I was not questioned about my desire to be sterilized. No “what would your husband think?” Or “you’re too young!” Which sadly affects women.

She's too stupid to realize that nobody cares because society wants the mentally ill to be sterilized.
The same doctors would be quite happy to question a normal young woman because she's a valued member of society — not a waste of time and resources like the pooners are.

 

[gampboonerisms]

"Babe wake up new SCP just came out"
...
"Wait. Wait, I was wrong that's just real life"

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

:

 

[A Grey Cat]

It would be incredibly funny for technologically and intellectually advanced aliens to appear and all of human academia rightfully fawning over them but then fall into debate when the aliens are transphobic because they see that humans can't change their sex.

Would they want to talk to US...as in us the farms? we tend to be the only humans not...short bus retarded as much as the pooners and troons are.

you look like something the Nazis forgot to kill back in 45.

The trans trender movement in a nutshell really. Hell it was the rise of so called "gender studies," in universities and the fact that academia was pushing the idea that gender is a social construct that can be changed via drugs and surgery that the nazi party and other conservative fascist parties gained popularity in Europe 80 plus years ago. People would rather live under real fascists' than the tranny tyranny of progressivism.


Now it seems that's becoming a possibility again almost a century later.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Here's a failed metoidioplasty. u/PocketFullOfBeanss

Spoiler: Why is her pussy/asshole so red?

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Discouraged about aesthetics

I'm two months into my healing journey. I had meta with scrotoplasty, no UL, and no vnectomy. I don't have any pain or discomfort and healing seems to be going well. I had surgery in UZ Gent, Belgium. 90% covered by local insurance.

However, to me it looks nothing like other people's post-meta genitals. I haven't seen a single photo of anyone that had the same type of surgery I had. The last pic is a description and depiction of the technique. No monsplasty is required since with this technique they lift it higher in another way. My surgeon also said she could give me more length as well since I opted for no UL, so I was hopeful.

Unfortunately, I'm feeling quite a bit discouraged, and I feel disconnected from my dick. Most of my length is gone, and I'm left with these weird flap things, visible in pic 6. It just looks ridiculous. I desired a rather cylindrical phallus, but it's just wrinkly blob with weird flaps. I'm trying to be patient and give it time, but I can't help it. I'm seeing my surgeon in late October, still a while.

Wanted to know if perhaps any people here have had the same technique, and how it went for them. Is it still very swollen and am I judging myself too early? Do you think my length will "pop out" eventually? Any idea what these flaps are supposed to represent?

 

[monstrous bubo]

Do you think my length will "pop out" eventually? Any idea what these flaps are supposed to represent?

1. No, it’s not a fucking jack in the box

2. Coverage where you need it most. Dumbo’s ears. Whimsical Belgian humour. Take your pick.