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NPR: "Armed with traffic cones, protesters are immobilizing driverless cars" (weird way of writing "vandalized" but okay)
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The usual urbanist shit of jumping straight to vandalism the second something they don't like appears. It's especially retarded because self driving micro taxis seems like the only thing that would make their car ownership free lifestyles possible but it still involves cars in some way so naturally they're against it.

I personally am not a huge fan of autonomous cars, but I can safely say all disabling them is going to do is create more problems for the city as now there's going to be several broken electric cars blocking up traffic because a couple of people got triggered. Also can journoscum please stop writing articles promoting criminals?
 
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Anyways it's funny seeing the mask slip revealing just how anti-pedestrian urbanists are.
It's really telling because of their insistence on taking over roads rather than having shared pedestrian-cyclist infrastructure. A bike might technically be a vehicle, but at the end of the day a cyclist is closer to a pedestrian so it makes more sense. A cyclist-pedestrian collision probably isn't going to kill anyone, they can be avoided much easier than car or train related collisions, and bikes are more versatile than cars since they can take most pedestrian shortcuts aside from stairs.

Some of the less retarded urbanists can actually reach this conclusion, but there seems to be an equal amount that can't or won't. Maybe it's due to the influence of the spandex faggot type of cyclist, who refuses to give way to anyone and can't fathom the thought of getting off their bike and walking it for any reason. Cyclists are perfectly capable of sharing footpaths with pedestrians in less dense environments, but if they can't share a dense path with pedestrians what makes them think they're qualified to share a dense road with cars?

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This is the bicentennial Bikeway in Brisbane, it's a shared bike-pedestrian path completely separated from the road that covers the 5km from the University at the edge of the CBD to where you could start classifying as suburban, or basically as far as most people would choose to walk to get to the inner city. Any further away from the CBD, there are plenty of footpaths that are wide enough and not constantly packed with pedestrians that allow for bikes to use them as well with no issues. Once you get even further out into the suburbs proper, all the streets are low traffic 2 lane roads which a cyclist can reasonably share with cars even if there is no footpath or bike lane, provided they are aware and considerate enough to give way and make space. All the bridges across the river have shared bike-pedestrian paths as well, so there are probably more paths like this to get into the city from other directions. If you want to get to the CBD, then riding a bike through shared areas to the Bikeway and taking it the rest of the way is a very valid way to do so. A car is obviously faster and easier, but then you have to worry about parking. Public transport is also easier, but you become reliant on timetables.

I would think that most people would see this kind of infrastructure as an ideal way to get the best out of every mode of transport. Cars are not inconvenienced by cyclists, pedestrians and cyclists are not inconvenienced by cars. And yet I can almost guarantee that a sizable portion of the urbanist crowd would either dislike this or at the very least think it's a "band-aid solution". They would either complain that it doesn't do enough because they can't ride their bikes on every single street through the densest part of the city centre without having to deal with cars (here's a thought: chain your bike up when you leave the bikeway and fucking walk around the city centre), complain about how they made it a shared pedestrian space instead of just ripping up the roads and replacing them with bikelanes like in Amsterdam, or complain about how because it snakes under the freeway it's still "car-centric infrastructure" and thus the worse thing to ever happen to them despite how useful it is. I'll bet none of them would ever raise my only issue with it, though, which is that as a somewhat-isolated area away from the roads it attracts niggers and the homeless.

As a bonus, you can also see one of the rail exchanges just northwest of the CBD, which is bigger than the nearby football stadium, and which replaced half of one of the largest parks in the city. Funny when you consider how often urbanist plans for walkable cities involve parks, green spaces etc. That's not even the largest railyard either, that honour probably goes to this one:

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For as much as urbanists hate on highway interchanges for being huge and ugly, they never seem to mention that trainyards are equally ugly and usually larger. Brisbane in particular has more large railyards and interchanges than it does large highway interchanges, and it's still a mostly car-focused city. Sydney is just bad, it has more highway interchanges but its train yards and interchanges are huge. None of these are industrial railyards either, which in smaller cities are larger than the pedestrian ones. Imagine if we started using rail freight as the primary way to get goods to cities instead of trucks, just how much extra space would be needed for more interchanges and railyards. Imagine if we ripped up all the roads and ran train lines to every single suburb and outlying community of every single city. Train lines that cannot share their space with pedestrians or bike lanes. No, that wouldn't do. Better move everyone out of those suburbs and into pods.
 
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A group of bikebrain redditors react to their precious bikes being blocked.

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It's called outdoor dining, chud. I'm so sorry you had to walk your bicycle ten feet for these pedestrians.

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Look at these damn bikebrains, threatening to run your table over if you don't move to the side just for them. Part of road etiquette is being mindful of vulnerable road users, you know. If you can't handle that, maybe you shouldn't bring your bike out in public.

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"Move out of my way or I'm going to crash right into you. Move that table NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!"

I am pretty triggered right now, guys. Does anyone have these redditors' jobs and home addresses? I think their employers might like to know that their workers are behaving like violent hoodlums off the clock.
There's one comment asking what the difference is between blocking the car lanes and the bike lanes:
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All that changed is the mode of travel permitted or not on the street. Also, they can still bike in the mixed-traffic lane.

The street is a tiny side street with very slow traffic:
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There's really no reason for a bike lane to exist at all on a road like that.

I also love the Italian "Texas Doughnut" style apartment complex next door. I was told by Strong Towns (Archive) that traditional cities don't have such structures.

One last thing. This is what Bari's football stadium looks like:
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A group of bikebrain redditors react to their precious bikes being blocked.

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Look at this Astro Alphtard guy and be amazed by the level of his intelligence and common sense. Guy's just going to attach two cubic meters of water to his bicycle. One cubic meter of water weighs around 2000 lbs, or around one metric ton. Even if by some unprecedented miracle his cycle would hold the weight of two metric tons without collapsing to molecules, he sure as shit wouldn't be able to get the bike moving.

Or how about the two oil drums filled with chemicals? 55 gallons each. Sure, chemicals usually weigh less than water, but with two drums filled you're looking at at least around 600-700 lbs. He could maybe get that on the move, but could he keep it balanced and not fall over every few feet? I highly doubt it.

What an amazing guy.
 
It'd be even worse if he did manage to get up to any sort of speed. Can you imagine trying to stop two tons of water with those piddly little bike brakes?
It would be pretty funny to watch him headed downhill to a busy intersection and slam his dumb ass face first into the side of an F-150. I bet he would scream like a little girl all the way, repeatedly clamping on those useless brake handles.
 
It would be pretty funny to watch him headed downhill to a busy intersection and slam his dumb ass face first into the side of an F-150. I bet he would scream like a little girl all the way, repeatedly clamping on those useless brake handles.
Once again urbanists don't understand the basics of physics and why trucks are simply quite useful because they replaced the horse and buggy.
If they want to see what a world without cars and trucks looks like look at macinac island.
You have to clean up horse feces from the sidewalks and it's a 24/7 job.
People really forget that trucks are more sanitary then horses
 
Once again urbanists don't understand the basics of physics and why trucks are simply quite useful because they replaced the horse and buggy.
If they want to see what a world without cars and trucks looks like look at macinac island.
You have to clean up horse feces from the sidewalks and it's a 24/7 job.
People really forget that trucks are more sanitary then horses
It's like they never learned the classics!

Our cars make a lot of pollution
Makes the air hard to breathe, I'll admit
But just think if we all still rode horses
All our streets would be knee-deep in

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
 
Once again urbanists don't understand the basics of physics and why trucks are simply quite useful because they replaced the horse and buggy.
If they want to see what a world without cars and trucks looks like look at macinac island.
You have to clean up horse feces from the sidewalks and it's a 24/7 job.
People really forget that trucks are more sanitary then horses
Yeah, you want to talk pollution, try cleaning up horse shit. It's not fun, not great. A truck or SUV in contrast just puts out fumes with way less disease
 
Yeah, you want to talk pollution, try cleaning up horse shit. It's not fun, not great. A truck or SUV in contrast just puts out fumes with way less disease
The only solace I can think of is that horse shit would make better fertilizer than car exhaust. Unfortunately, you would then have to pile that shit up and send it off to be fertilizer, in a process that would likely produce more horse shit.
 
The only solace I can think of is that horse shit would make better fertilizer than car exhaust. Unfortunately, you would then have to pile that shit up and send it off to be fertilizer, in a process that would likely produce more horse shit.
CO2 and water, the major components of car exhaust, are great for plant growth.
 
It will be funny if this movement gains more traction, then runs into the big fat elephant in the room: the Fat Acceptance Movement.
Walking to the store, biking to work? That's thin privilege bigot!
Those 300 pound+ land whales will never give up their big cars and will reeee until they die of a heart attack before they do. No way will they succumb to the horror of moving their legs for 10 minutes at a time!
 
It will be funny if this movement gains more traction, then runs into the big fat elephant in the room: the Fat Acceptance Movement.
Walking to the store, biking to work? That's thin privilege bigot!
Those 300 pound+ land whales will never give up their big cars and will reeee until they die of a heart attack before they do. No way will they succumb to the horror of moving their legs for 10 minutes at a time!
A lot of those landwhales already have to be chauffeured around, they'd probably just start expecting people to cart them around on rickshaw bikes instead. That or complain that passenger vehicles don't have “fat fuck” sized seats and how it means they have to buy extra seats to sit comfortably, because they already do that with planes.
 
It will be funny if this movement gains more traction, then runs into the big fat elephant in the room: the Fat Acceptance Movement.
Walking to the store, biking to work? That's thin privilege bigot!
Those 300 pound+ land whales will never give up their big cars and will reeee until they die of a heart attack before they do. No way will they succumb to the horror of moving their legs for 10 minutes at a time!
Nah, most of them are fatasses who want to live on top of a grocery store/restaurant so they can eat as much as possible with as little effort as possible. Walking across a parking lot is too much effort.
 
A lot of those landwhales already have to be chauffeured around, they'd probably just start expecting people to cart them around on rickshaw bikes instead. That or complain that passenger vehicles don't have “fat fuck” sized seats and how it means they have to buy extra seats to sit comfortably, because they already do that with planes.
Until they're too large for cars.
An outraged couple who weigh a combined 55 stone claim they have been banned from taxis after the 36-stone boyfriend broke the car suspension of two different cabs.

Marcus Edwards and Taylor Faulkner, from Hodge Hill, Birmingham, use Centrex Cars up to four times a day for rides to and from Edwards mother's home a mile away.

The overweight pair were attempting to book a cab with the firm on Tuesday and were reportedly told Edwards, 29, was banned because his weight damaged two cabs.

Faulkner, 26, who weighs 19 stone, and Edwards claim they have been discriminated against because of their size and are demanding the ban on them to be lifted.
36 stone: 504 lbs
55 stone: 770 lbs
19 stone: only 266 lbs
 
Until they're too large for cars.

36 stone: 504 lbs
55 stone: 770 lbs
19 stone: only 266 lbs
504 pounds. Good lord that's a big chungus. And he snapped the suspension in half!
why do bong still use stone?
Same reason construction uses SAE I'm guessing; the local doctors have been taught in it and it would be confusing to change it now
 
It will be funny if this movement gains more traction, then runs into the big fat elephant in the room: the Fat Acceptance Movement.
Walking to the store, biking to work? That's thin privilege bigot!
Those 300 pound+ land whales will never give up their big cars and will reeee until they die of a heart attack before they do. No way will they succumb to the horror of moving their legs for 10 minutes at a time!
>when you believe in climate change so severe that it will require forcible confiscation of gas stoves and cars but never once consider the resources required to keep a human body at a constant weight of 500+ lbs

God I love reddit logic.
 
>when you believe in climate change so severe that it will require forcible confiscation of gas stoves and cars but never once consider the resources required to keep a human body at a constant weight of 500+ lbs

God I love reddit logic.
They don't care about the environmental impacts of trooning out and getting completely medically unnecessary hormones and surgeries too, yet by any halfway decent utilitarian measure of the type they constantly espouse, giving up your AGP fetish to save the planet should be an easy fucking trade to make.

But if they didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all.
 
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