Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Matt Damon]

This actually is true in very specific certain circumstances. Generally, you shouldn't ever assume that the past outcomes of a game of chance impact the future outcomes, but enough of a lucky streak is indicative of different odds all together.
For example, if I flip a coin, call heads 5 times in a row, and get it right every time, chances are I was just extremely lucky, and the next flip is 50/50. If I get heads 50 times in a row, the chances that a fair coin got those outcomes are so astronomically low that if I weigh the probability I'm using a weighted coin vs the chance legitimately got 50 heads in a row, the next flip is almost certainly heads.

"Oh, dude! I know I've had the cat machine pay out fifty times in a row, dude! I've got an edge, dude - Mom, I'm guaranteed to win big tonight!"

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Hell, he already gets $200 per day as part of his Stake sponsorship, so as long as he plays with a hard weekly budget of $400, he gets to 'win' $1k from Stake every week, with an additional small possibility of getting a bonus from winning big in the pokies. God I love seeing this retard ruin his life, gambling addition is so fucking funny to me.

Wait is that 200 dollars a day worth of crypto he can spend or 200 dollars worth of casino money he can exchange to play games.
I like that stupid cat slot machine for some reason I don't know why. It has this ghetto look I think is funny.

 

[Waifu Denier]

"Oh, dude! I know I've had the cat machine pay out fifty times in a row, dude! I've got an edge, dude - Mom, I'm guaranteed to win big tonight!"

Very few people ever have a chain of events where they should even remotely begin to suspect anything.
If I saw a roulette table get red 50 times in a row. the chances of that occurring in a fair wheel is less than 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000. Which would you bet on, that the table is fair and got that 1 in quadrillion chance, or that the table is rigged and there is a higher than 1 in quadrillion that someone is cheating the odds to make it turn up red?

 

[Balder Knight]

I like that stupid cat slot machine for some reason I don't know why. It has this ghetto look I think is funny.

Bastet protects his winnings. Basically guaranteeing him a win guys, you just don't understand.

 

[Kees H]

Wait is that 200 dollars a day worth of crypto he can spend or 200 dollars worth of casino money he can exchange to play games.
I like that stupid cat slot machine for some reason I don't know why. It has this ghetto look I think is funny.

That's 200 bucks in crypto that he is allowed, according to himself, and I've seen him do it on stream with half of it for example, to cash out to his own private wallet.

 

[Matt Damon]

That's 200 bucks in crypto that he is allowed, according to himself, and I've seen him do it on stream with half of it for example, to cash out to his own private wallet.

I was musing about just how much guaranteed money it would take to get him NOT to piss it all away on blackjack and the cat slots.

I think Stake could give him $2739 every single day, which would make him a bona fide millionaire in one year if he just did nothing at all, and he'd still be living with his parents, without a penny to his name and begging his paypigs every night to subsidize a few more hands.

 

[break these cuffs]

Off Topic: Wondering if Austin gets anything in the will his betting addiction is so bad he would lose whatever he gets.

Austin will be getting an inheritence unless he's managed to steal all his parents money by the time they die. They haven't cut him out yet and they're not likely to unless he tries to kill them or something. Even then it's no guarentee. His mother is vocally Christian on social media. She appears to be exgraordinarily giving as these kinds of people can be. Perhaps there is guilt in that they failed their child and he's their responsibility forever. It's really easy to say that Austin's a piece of shit, he is, and they should dump him. It's a lot harder to do. I think it was @Meiwaku who gave a nice summary earlier in the thread of what emotions are likely driving them to support their fuckup retard son. The biggest probably being they understand that without them he's an addict that'll be found dead in a gutter sooner rather than later.

I think it's probable they have some type of family planning in place given their home and the area they live. A suprising amount of people don't, but they should be surrounded by the type of people who do and end of life planning is something you talk about with friends and neighbors as you get up in your years. They'd be complete fools if they don't have a living trust setup for his inheritence. With that there are any number of stipulations to control his access to what they leave him such as the appointment of a responsible trustee to oversee the disbusement of funds, conditions he must meet before he has access to the money held by the trust, how much he can access at a given time or over a given period, or disbursement in alloted stipends. In 10-20 years we might get streams of Austin fiending for his daily gambling allowance from his then deceased parents' attorney.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

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WRONG. KEEP GAMBLING.

Little known fact, gamblers always quit right before they win big and prove all the naysayers wrong. Sure you could quit now BUT tomorrow is the day you'll finally clean up.

 

[Eyesore City]

 

[Focken Kiwi]

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Bastet protects his winnings. Basically guaranteeing him a win guys, you just don't understand.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

im pretty sure when Stake gives him reloads and types of "free money" of sorts they have lots of little programs/deals and shit to give you money and make you feel loyal, in order to withdraw it they have to have wagered it a certain amount and i know for certain its over 100% i think it might be closer to 2-300%, so he would have to have turned 200 into like 6-800 before he could withdraw anything, and anything he wins after that 6-800 is all his to keep as well as the 6-800
thats how they can give away so much "free money" in their little hook programs etc

Casinos do this. You can not only get free rooms but you can get free credit on your gambling account if you use their card system. If you like going to Biloxi for entertainment, you can reduce your cost next visit if you also gamble a little.

 

[Relinquish]

People are starting to make videos detailing his history

This video was entirely made out of information from Kiwifarms. It’s extremely clear when you watch what videos he used
Motherfucker didn’t even credited us

I know you lurk kiwifarms buddy. YOU SHOULD CREDIT US NOW

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Motherfucker didn’t even credited us

You can't admit that you browse the trans wimmens murdering fuzzy fruit farm site. byuu totally killed HERself because of us horrible alt-right nazi bigots

 

[03crep]

You can't admit that you browse the trans wimmens murdering fuzzy fruit farm site. byuu totally killed HERself because of us horrible alt-right nazi bigots

You totally can, AND be revered by millions of normies. Pretty much every video that Fredrick Knudsen has made on lolcows mentions KF

edit: not simply "mentioning it", he goes so far as to cite their threads with screenshots

 

[Balder Knight]

You totally can, AND be revered by millions of normies. Pretty much every video that Fredrick Knudsen has made on lolcows mentions KF

You mean to tell me that ethical journalism that actually sites their sources is better? Nah bro, I think you're nuts

 

[03crep]

People are starting to make videos detailing his history

This video want entirely made out of information from Kiwifarms. It’s extremely clear when you watch what videos he used
Motherfucker didn’t even credited us
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I know you lurk kiwifarms buddy. YOU SHOULD CREDIT US NOW

Right out of the gate he censors "drugs" lmao. Austin gambles crypto and our lurker here is gambling with the algorithm

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

You totally can, AND be revered by millions of normies. Pretty much every video that Fredrick Knudsen has made on lolcows mentions KF

edit: not simply "mentioning it", he goes so far as to cite their threads with screenshots

that faggot gamerfrommars gave credit

 

[Stan]

what emotions are likely driving them to support their fuckup retard son

It's a real Sophie's choice to feel like your asshole gambling addict son will get his dumb ass killed if you kick him out of your home, which is currently blighted with vape smoke and property damage thanks to his ex-felon ass living there.
And he was really arrested for... stealing the coins from people's cars? In addition to other property, of course. But the idea that he specifically was stealing loose change and tollbooth money is inexplicably humorous, and explains why he deserved a year in the pen.

 

[break these cuffs]

It's a real Sophie's choice to feel like your asshole gambling addict son will get his dumb ass killed if you kick him out of your home, which is currently blighted with vape smoke and property damage thanks to his ex-felon ass living there.
And he was really arrested for... stealing the coins from people's cars? In addition to other property, of course. But the idea that he specifically was stealing loose change and tollbooth money is inexplicably humorous, and explains why he deserved a year in the pen.

I wish op had included Austin's cohorts with his arrest photo.

 

[Kees H]

I wish op had included Austin's cohorts with his arrest photo.

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Ah, that explains why he wants to be black so bad and he plays all of that nigger rap on his stream.