Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

Seeans said:
That is on brand though, the Penn and Teller was also 4 years too late.
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Exactly why the fuck does Maddox wait so long? Penn and Teller's Bullshit was off the air for 5 years before Maddox posted his riposte, and this response to Asterios is long past the lolsuit's conclusion with Dick Masterson becoming 10x the lolcow Maddox was. Is Maddox trying one to resuscitate his dead e-career?
 
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AnOminous said:
You literally can't "steal memes" since the whole point of them is spreading them as far and wide as possible, while mutating and mutilating them.
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Ask Matt Furie, I'm sure he's still seething about a bunch of nerds turning his obscure gay frog into an internet powerhouse that commies still kvetch about a decade later.
The Grimace said:
Does anyone have that meme where it's a cartoon version of Whang rambling about how he loves weed? I think someone mistook the drawing for styxhexenhammer666 on a thread here but I don't feel like digging to find it.

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Wait never mind it's supposed to be "asmongold." Close enough though.
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I thought it was supposed to be cr1tikal.
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All these dood weed gamerbros look the same.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Maddox, you're almost 50, and since you don't have any significant males in your life to give you man advice, let me help you.

There comes a time in every man's life where he has to sit down, look himself in the mirror and admit a hard truth that he's been avoiding:

"I am tired of pretending that Limp Bizkit sucked."

It was new, it's fun and silly. It's okay to enjoy those things and you are a coward if you allow people to bully you into hating things. You deprive yourself of joy every time you jump on bandwagons and arbitrarily call things gay and retarded. I don't know if you've noticed or not, but joy is short supply. Have some joy, pick up their newest album "Still Sucks," stop being a bald, curmudgeonly faggot. People will like you more.
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NGL, a part of me wants them to go on tour with Kid Rock, for old-times sake.
Not allowed to play anything made after 2005 for either band though.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
New George just dropped
55 minutes talking about Justin Whang...God be with the farmer who sits through it all.
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only thing i liked about this video is that he knows and explained that nu metal is a misnomer (not actually metal but rather repackaged alternative rock more than anything). I wonder if he's aware of the metalcore band Whang was in tho.

Nevertheless despite the weird criticisms taking note that a guy plays nu metal in 2023 is the funniest diss ever
 
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Sarn’t said:
I find it funny that the Whang! videos on Maddox were what got me into lolcows in general years ago and now years later he made a video back for no apparent reason other than he’s retarded.

Also why does he still have a Che Guevaraesque pfp, everything about this nigger is out of date.
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How the fuck did maddox shit the bed so hard? He was in at the ground floor, all he had to do was flap his wings and he coulda flown through this whole thing making a living of something he enjoyed doing. Hell he coulda just kept regurgitating shit for 15 years and we'd be glad to have it around but he had to be a huge retard and mishandle literally every obstacle in his way.

I wonder what seanbaby is up to....
 
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Haven't watched the vid, since there's no actual tea to speak of outside of Whang liking tranny cock, i'll assume it's gonna be Maddox accusing Whang of leeching off of content made by other people, right? Big fucking deal, Youtube and Twitch are full of much worse offenders. There's channels that just repost fake Reddit stories with text to speech that make hundreds of thousands of views, way to show you're still mad for being clowned years ago.
 
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InvertedGrey said:
I wonder what seanbaby is up to....
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I'm genuinely impressed he's BANK off a podcast. Just see the Patreon. I mean yes he's assumingly splitting the money with his partner but since the guy was in the industry for what 25 years now I don't think he's hurting for cash (and they probably put in ads too which generates more money). I'll have to give his podcast a listen because part of my childhood was excitedly getting a new copy of Electronic Gaming Monthly and flipping it to the back of the page to read Seanbaby's column trashing the newest shovelware.

Also checking his Twitter he's not obnoxiously political which is a plus. Glad Cracked.com didn't ruin him and turn him into an obnoxious comedian-political-pundit like Maddox.
 
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linchan said:
I like how he cited everything, except the details of his own lawsuit.
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The only progress Maddox made is that he finally understands what a cuck is.

For all new readers unaware of the Maddox Saga this is when everything went downhill in Maddox's life.
 
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