Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Xenomorph]

Amazing just like the stereotype she gets pregnant and he disappears while his family prolly saying IT AINT HIZ

 

[Single_Sock]

His family is probably saying IT AINT REAL

 

[Reepicheep]

has anyone posted this inactive profile yet?

 

[lindsayfan]

when it's born his fambly will be sayin IT AINT HUMAN

 

[Got Milk!]

Well damn. I asked a couple pages ago if he would be around when it's born and/or sign the birth certificate. Guess I should've asked if he would be around next week. Somehow, this is white supremacy's fault.

 

[Montage]

I just want to know where killer Cameron is. Is he still in the hospital?!

 

[Struck By Russian Drones]

Jeez. I mean color me shocked, I halfway can’t believe it’s real. Buuuuuut, knowing and seeing what is in this thread, is the general consensus that she can even physically handle a pregnancy? I mean she’s fucking huge. And a sped. Whole lotta doctors to visit especially with this being a higher risk pregnancy due to her weight at minimum. And prenatals, hopefully. Darnell sure as shit is not her caretaker, and clearly he could give a fuck less so I doubt he’d be willing to beam her up and deposit her at the various OBs and appointments she’ll need. Gestational diabetes ain’t nothing to fuck with. Nor eclampsia. It didn’t play out very well with Kim and she’s her own bag of issues but Dalton is at least sentient and doesn’t have people questioning his species. Should be interesting to see how it plays out. Assuming she is roughly 12ish weeks along now, she’ll be entering the 2nd trimester soon (week 13?).

 

[Shire]

How the hell did we go from wheezy and printhess to KAREN?!

Bafflingly “normal”??

Christ this is all we need.

 

[Got Milk!]

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How the hell did we go from wheezy and printhess to KAREN?!
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Bafflingly “normal”??
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Christ this is all we need.

Well Blessyn and Lynx are kinda wtf names. Maybe her new friend Kim helped her decide because we sure as fuck know Darnell didn't. She said 3 names and he said "huh" and that was that.

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

Tonka lives!



In re being suspended from messenger:

 

[often puzzled]

Tonka lives!

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Surely Tonka is trolling. Over in Corissa's thread, J is wearing the Fatties against Fascism shirt from Fat Lib Ink. That can't be a coincidence . . . can it?

The whole world is a cow pasture.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the baby came out white?

I swear I thought of that when I saw the ultrasound video. The sammieverse is so good to us that I can’t rule it out 100 percent. That would be fucking hilarious.

This pregnancy will be juicy. She’s had problems with his family before and now she’s knocked up. I believe in sheer tard strength and also tard happenstance she will carry this baby to term. It’s like an unspoken rule in the black community that if you get a white girl pregnant you better be “marrying up” so to speak, his family is gonna cause her major stress because they won’t hide their disappointment. It’ll be interesting to see how involved they are when the baby comes, she has a tendency to pawn them off and her in-laws won’t be shy about calling her out for it if they’re involved in the baby’s life.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

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How the hell did we go from wheezy and printhess to KAREN?!
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Bafflingly “normal”??
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Christ this is all we need.

I thought these two hated each other. I can’t remember WHY I think that, but I’m pretty sure they have/had some retard beef at some point.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Christ this is all we need.

Sammie genuinely up the duff with Babby Karen/Noel, and now this gruesome twosome is reunited? This feels like a bad dream. They look like they’re on a date!

Kinda wish they’d post here tbh.

 

[Breadbear]

I thought these two hated each other. I can’t remember WHY I think that, but I’m pretty sure they have/had some retard beef at some point.

Wasn't one caught sucking off the other's husband/bf/whatever on someone else's couch?

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Wasn't one caught sucking off the other's husband/bf/whatever on someone else's couch?

No, IIRC Sammie was blowing Kristie’s son?

 

[Breadbear]

No, IIRC Sammie was blowing Kristie’s son?

Wasn't Kim with him?
Where's that flowchart?

Edit: found it


So uh maybe?

 

[VinegarPussy]

I thought these two hated each other. I can’t remember WHY I think that, but I’m pretty sure they have/had some retard beef at some point.

I thought they had fought over Dalton’s stinky peen at some point.

 

[Meowzers]

Wasn't Kim with him?
Where's that flowchart?

Edit: found it
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So uh maybe?

i'm the one that made this goddamned thing and i still can't keep up with this trailer park soap opera. i don't know if i have the brainpower could remake it with all these fun new side characters that have popped up (or died, #RIPMermaid&&Nutella&&Linda) in the past year or two. my only takeaway is that kim really gets around

 

[Breadbear]

Steven is the guy who Sammie gave a blowjob on a couch.

His mom caught them.

Kristie is Steve’s mother. She dated JJ , who is legally married to Kim, and is aidens father…This looker. Steve also breifly dated Sammie, and lived with Kristie, when she got caught sucking his dick on Kristies dirty couch.

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I don't fuckin know anymore. But I didn't think Sammy and Kim were friends.