Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Procrastinhater]

Local 6'5 behemoth troon gets a nice reality check when he goes on an outing with a T&H woman. I feel for the poor actual woman who ran into him in the bathroom.
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Checklist:

• Visibly trans and doesn't pass at all by his own admission
• Reasonably tall
• Wants to be a "5'5 petite skinny girl", specifically a teenage one even though he's 18 (not a fetish btw)
• Dresses "goth"
• """Girlmode"""

He's under a brand new account so no pictures yet, hopefully he does post pictures at some point. If he's dressing "goth" he'll look like something out of a clown show, especially if it's actually true that someone told him he reminded them of rocky horror to his face.

Ok first up faggot, why the fuck are you going into the womens restroom?
Second, this nigger is 6'5", what is it with these retards that are obviously never going to even pass badly, and are guaranteed to make fucking horrifying hulking colossi trooning out?
Of course the woman he surprised was fucking scared, she's bumped into a guy the size of Ivan Drago dressed like an uWu Goth Princess, thats a pretty fucking disturbing thing to run into for a dude, let alone a woman going into the womens bathroom where he has no fucking business being this guy knows damn well he looks fucking creepy and disturbing, but they still feel they have a right to fucking force themselves where they're not supposed to be and decency says they shouldn't be, just to feed their gross fetish.
Face it bumping into this

is going to freak most people out because a guy that would go out in public like that when its not Halloween is showing that his fetish has brain rotted him to the extent its his main priority.
You don't know what the fuck he's capable of.

And also don't insult Frank comparing your faggot troonified ass to him. I bet if we had a picture of this troonified faggot he'd look way scarier than Frank N Furter. Frank was funny and had a sense of humor, something none of these troons seem to have.

 

[LimeRikki]

Exactly once in my life I met a woman who was 6 ft 4 in.

She still looked and sounded unmistakably female.

Tall women do exist, though at that extreme it's pretty rare, and a troon would never hope to pass as one.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

That Rocky horror guy ...
1) Is being weird for humorous effect and NOT NOT NOT really trying to pass for female.
2) The gay appeal is showing off his MALE physique.
3) After the show, the costume comes off.

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/MaPyT

A side of troonery I never even considered.

 

[Got Milk!]

Ok since no one else did and half the thread probably has no clue what we're on about. Here is a clip of them on one of their first nights together. You can see how terribly uncomfortable he is with the tranny.

Also a side note I forgot about: they were playing dress up in a costume store and the clerk measured Christian's neck. He said it was very small. The tranny proudly proclaimed his Adam's apple was twice the size of Christian's.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Ok since no one else did and half the thread probably has no clue what we're on about. Here is a clip of them on one of their first nights together. You can see how terribly uncomfortable he is with the tranny.

Also a side note I forgot about: they were playing dress up in a costume store and the clerk measured Christian's neck. He said it was very small. The tranny proudly proclaimed his Adam's apple was twice the size of Christian's.

You can call an outhouse a tool shed it still smells like shit. To quote Austin Powers "That's a Man Baby.". You fuck a tranny you're a fag end of story.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Ok since no one else did and half the thread probably has no clue what we're on about. Here is a clip of them on one of their first nights together. You can see how terribly uncomfortable he is with the tranny.

Also a side note I forgot about: they were playing dress up in a costume store and the clerk measured Christian's neck. He said it was very small. The tranny proudly proclaimed his Adam's apple was twice the size of Christian's.

Thanks. I didn't catch earlier that this is a TLC reality show. Christian there is risking a lot for strange, lulz or money. (Wow. Some impressive balls, greed or stupidity goin' on there.) I can't see this ending well for him. Troons are the new baby seals. So cute, so innocent and sooo vulnerable. And they're special pets for TLC. Moon faced, waif-y Cleo is a perfect avatar for that. So since they can't possibly have a fairy tale ending in blissful matrimony, he's going to be shown holding a bloody club in his hand any day now. And be gravely and ceremoniously shown the door. If he's lucky he will just be framed as a meanie commitment phobe male (progressive chops still somewhat intact) and not an outright transphobe.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Exactly once in my life I met a woman who was 6 ft 4 in.

She still looked and sounded unmistakably female.

(Exhales) At that size, I'll bet she had hips wide enough to land aircraft on.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ok since no one else did and half the thread probably has no clue what we're on about. Here is a clip of them on one of their first nights together. You can see how terribly uncomfortable he is with the tranny.

Also a side note I forgot about: they were playing dress up in a costume store and the clerk measured Christian's neck. He said it was very small. The tranny proudly proclaimed his Adam's apple was twice the size of Christian's.

Thats fucking hilarious.
That dude has regret all over his face.
The fucking troon has the weird froggy fag voice too, you could see the fag flinched when the troon jumped on the bed, all manly looking, the troons bigger than him.

You can call an outhouse a tool shed it still smells like shit. To quote Austin Powers "That's a Man Baby.". You fuck a tranny you're a fag end of story.

Yeah he's as gay as a gay wedding at the Blue Oyster Club between Prince and Freddy Mercury with Liberace as MC.
A fucking straight dude wouldn't go on a date with a man let alone fuck one.

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Constantly amazes me these faggots neuter themselves and then wonder why they have no sex drive

Retards if a dog is constantly trying to hump everything and you cut its balls off it stops... so what the fuck do these utter degenerates think will happen when they castrate themselves?
The funniest thing about AGP's is the utter dismay when they realize they let their gross fetish drive them to the point they castrate themselves and only then think about the consequences of cutting off their balls on their ability to coom.
Fucking stupid faggots lol

What I don't get is why do they cut off their dick if they love cooming so much?

"Aw man all this porn makes my peepee feel sooooo good. I should cut it off! Oh no! Why my peepee no feel good no more?"

They deserve this and worse.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Ok since no one else did and half the thread probably has no clue what we're on about. Here is a clip of them on one of their first nights together. You can see how terribly uncomfortable he is with the tranny.

Also a side note I forgot about: they were playing dress up in a costume store and the clerk measured Christian's neck. He said it was very small. The tranny proudly proclaimed his Adam's apple was twice the size of Christian's.

I know Blanchard's theory of the two types of male troons, AGP and HSTS does oversimplify things, but everything about this Cleo troon just screams AGP. Could just be because of the autism and the fact he reminds me a lot of ContraPoints in terms of both appearance and mannerisms, but I'm surprised he doesn't call himself a lesbian. (I know the pseudo bisexual thing exists, i.e. troons, who are for all intents and purposes straight guys but get their jollies from pretending to be girls, wanting to fuck men solely to feel validated as a real woman but can't say for sure if this is what's going on here)

 

[Psyduck]

Ok since no one else did and half the thread probably has no clue what we're on about. Here is a clip of them on one of their first nights together. You can see how terribly uncomfortable he is with the tranny.

Also a side note I forgot about: they were playing dress up in a costume store and the clerk measured Christian's neck. He said it was very small. The tranny proudly proclaimed his Adam's apple was twice the size of Christian's.

That body language. This dude is doing that unconcscious "turning away" you do when you're uncomfortable with someone next to you, troon is completely on his back, trying to get that obviously homosexual man to stick it in, its like a car wreck its so entertaining yet uncomfortable to watch

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

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FUCKING IDIOT POONER

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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"the world is so cruel to men am I right fellow men? women have it so easy"
More and more TIFs are coming with their "rough experience" as men, but don't understand that it could likely be because they are immediately clocked and are perceived and treated as mentally ill women or if they pass, they are perceived and treated as gay men. They'll never know what it's like to be raised male and to be male. A disguised, roided up woman will never know.

 

[saintJogger]

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/MaPyT

A side of troonery I never even considered.

Why is he even asking that? He can piss in that bodysuit the same way he jerks off in it in the bushes next to the playground just fine.

 

[Jarry Seinfelt]

Exactly once in my life I met a woman who was 6 ft 4 in.

She still looked and sounded unmistakably female.

Tall women do exist, though at that extreme it's pretty rare, and a troon would never hope to pass as one.

The average WNBA player is 6'0". A six foot even guy is tallish, but not exceptionally so. If you see a 6'5" guy, that's probably the tallest guy you're going to see this month unless you work in pro sports. 6'5" WOMEN are basically unheard of. But with TiMs a substantial minority seems to be in the >6'2" range.

Thread tax:

It's funny to compare religious conversion to irreversible surgeries and hormonal treatments. I'm not very religious and don't know much about Orthodox Christianity but I'll put $10 on this being a "nazi to troon pipeline" example where the TiM convinced himself that Orthodoxy is the based anti-globohomo church.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Ok since no one else did and half the thread probably has no clue what we're on about. Here is a clip of them on one of their first nights together. You can see how terribly uncomfortable he is with the tranny.

Also a side note I forgot about: they were playing dress up in a costume store and the clerk measured Christian's neck. He said it was very small. The tranny proudly proclaimed his Adam's apple was twice the size of Christian's.

my fucking sides.
"you look cute. can I get a little twirl?" and the skinwalker does a speeen, looking even more manly than the straight man could ever hope to.

 

[Susanna]

But with TiMs a substantial minority seems to be in the >6'2" range.

The clinical term for what troons have is “body dysphoria”, ie being unhappy with your appearance to the point of doing mentally ill things. These guys are abnormally tall even for guys, so they probably confuse their unhappiness with their height for unhappiness with being a man.

That’s my theory anyway. It seems very few troons are actually in the “normal female range”, which I’d basically set at 170cm and below, and consider effectively a prerequisite to being able to pass. (Taller women aren’t exactly uncommon, but we do tend to think of them as unusually tall.)

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Ok since no one else did and half the thread probably has no clue what we're on about. Here is a clip of them on one of their first nights together. You can see how terribly uncomfortable he is with the tranny.

Also a side note I forgot about: they were playing dress up in a costume store and the clerk measured Christian's neck. He said it was very small. The tranny proudly proclaimed his Adam's apple was twice the size of Christian's.

I had no idea Hila Klein was doing cameos on TLC.

 

[glass_houses]

Thanks. I didn't catch earlier that this is a TLC reality show. Christian there is risking a lot for strange, lulz or money. (Wow. Some impressive balls, greed or stupidity goin' on there.) I can't see this ending well for him. Troons are the new baby seals. So cute, so innocent and sooo vulnerable. And they're special pets for TLC. Moon faced, waif-y Cleo is a perfect avatar for that. So since they can't possibly have a fairy tale ending in blissful matrimony, he's going to be shown holding a bloody club in his hand any day now. And be gravely and ceremoniously shown the door. If he's lucky he will just be framed as a meanie commitment phobe male (progressive chops still somewhat intact) and not an outright transphobe.

(Exhales) At that size, I'll bet she had hips wide enough to land aircraft on.

Spoiler: we're all thinking it

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Oh my god


These aren't two men, nope! Not gay at all.