Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Another anti-Christianity rant by this oven-dodger
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This dude is so ignorant of Christians that he doesn't realize how easy it is to get Christians to shit talk other Christians as being Bad Christians? (Often over some kind of trivial nonsense.)

His tunnel vision narcissism makes him completely ignorant to how common this is in our culture that probably not a day goes by that a politician doesn't make some form of this argument against an opponent. I'm just talking about things that happen in the public discourse, not the infinite examples that could be dredged from the private conversations of non-public figures. Two of the last four Democratic nominees were pro-abortion Catholics and the last non-Trump Republican nominee was a fucking Mormon.

And this guy wants to "expand" beyond video games as some kind of public voice on weighty issues lol
 
Despite believing in the same things about evil republithugs, somehow I think they end up yelling at each other trying to paint the other as a white male nazi
Despite being a burnout Sessler is exactly the sort of douchy affluent silicon valley dwelling scene tourist Bob would dub a "Bro". Bob is exactly the sort of fat, unkempt, maladjusted "Gamer" Adam rails on about.


They're perfect for each other honestly.
 
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"I showed you my G4 seal clapping, please respond"
 
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Happy birthday to our favorite gamer Adam Sessler. I thought he was in his early 50s when that God awful G4 reboot was attempted. Dude is aging like milk. How many of those books do you think he actually touched after putting them on that shelf, let alone read?

Less than 10. All the things I can recognize in the screenshot you posted fall into the category that people like Sessler pretend to read to seem cultured. It appears to be a very generic "I'm cultured" display shelf with little individual taste or personality showing. I might be wrong and there's something in the titles that I can't read from the screenshot, but Ulysses is definitely not something Sessler would read for enjoyment and Sherlock Holmes is something he 100% hasn't read and just watched the modern adaptations or he'd be xeeting about all the problematic content.
 
Happy birthday to our favorite gamer Adam Sessler. I thought he was in his early 50s when that God awful G4 reboot was attempted. Dude is aging like milk. How many of those books do you think he actually touched after putting them on that shelf, let alone read?
I bet 3/4's of them were purchased with "I'll read it someday" in mind. Some of them seem to be generic "I'm samrt" books. Myabe there is a service that sells compilations of "famous intellectual books?" You get a smattering of display only books, to show in your front room so any guest thinks you are worldly and well read. I can see Sessler doing that.
 
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Happy birthday to our favorite gamer Adam Sessler. I thought he was in his early 50s when that God awful G4 reboot was attempted. Dude is aging like milk. How many of those books do you think he actually touched after putting them on that shelf, let alone read?
I bet he just sucked some cawk and had this done.
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Happy birthday to our favorite gamer Adam Sessler. I thought he was in his early 50s when that God awful G4 reboot was attempted. Dude is aging like milk. How many of those books do you think he actually touched after putting them on that shelf, let alone read?
Never mind the books - look at the rug. I know it's meant to be an animal hide, but it just looks like he's tried abstract painting with the revolutionary technique of spilling a week's of Folgers.
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Happy birthday to our favorite gamer Adam Sessler. I thought he was in his early 50s when that God awful G4 reboot was attempted. Dude is aging like milk. How many of those books do you think he actually touched after putting them on that shelf, let alone read?
The biggest mistake people make is that they assume reading books is a sign of intelligence or status, when in reality it's a matter of what you read, not how much you read. I'm sure he's mostly read really shallow fiction that has done little to nothing to improve him.
 
The biggest mistake people make is that they assume reading books is a sign of intelligence or status, when in reality it's a matter of what you read, not how much you read. I'm sure he's mostly read really shallow fiction that has done little to nothing to improve him.
It's also about whether you actually understand what you have read. He strikes me as the type to read Animal Farm and conclude that it was a sad story about cute talking animals.
 
I bet 3/4's of them were purchased with "I'll read it someday" in mind. Some of them seem to be generic "I'm samrt" books. Myabe there is a service that sells compilations of "famous intellectual books?" You get a smattering of display only books, to show in your front room so any guest thinks you are worldly and well read. I can see Sessler doing that.
Yup. There's a company that sells assortments of books by color for decorative purposes, and they also have assortments by subject. You can get your own collection of random classics you'll never read for $60 per foot. https://booksbythefoot.com/product/well-read-classics/
 
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