Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Go with “In the Black”. It’s his stab at military sci-fi and while it’s dumb it benefits from being unintentionally fun in parts. There’s an alien race, a Cold War in SPACE, a bad guy capitalist and his sexy robot (the bad guy is so poorly written he comes across as an okay guy). You’ll cringe every time the superior woman Captain Kamala shows how cool she is, but there’s ship battles and adventures so it’s worth a listen.

Gate Crashers is a muddled mess and Patrick tries to introduce a Zapp Brannigan character that we’re supposed to hate but he’s a fun character so big fail there.

If you want to wallow in misery you need Starship Repo. The premise is great - an officially licensed starship repossession company (in space). If you like that idea for a story go and read “Just Desserts” by Will Tate. If you want a teenage Mary Sue hacker ninja who solves everything because she’s just so awesome and an animatronic Fonald Plumpf statue (that ends up being a great guy) you should hold your nose and burn your credit on this one. It’s the worst of the three and gives maximum Patrick pain points.

pretty shocking that he managed to write a book that's worth some praise.

and i'll agree on Starship Repo being the most miserable still. granted, i still haven't read past The Ark, so i can't imagine anything being worse than that obvious ideological bullshit dressed up in a mary sue minor getting shat on by aliens.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

It wasn't supposed to be like this, he was meant to be happy drinking at Hoolie's to celebrate winning over the stalker childs, not dark-pit-of-despair drinking over beggaring himself to pay a stalker child's attorney's fees.

Postman Pat.

Porkman Fat.

 

[Tomato flowers]

Nikki looks truly miserable all the time. Wonder if Pat got paid for those news appearances he did a while back and used that to PAY QUASI??

 

[Hambubger]

I guess Pat didn't want to be Big Bubba's sassy phat bitch or pet swine

Remember this nigga still has another near 20k to settle so it ain't over part 2 coming in nicely toobz

 

[The Taco Santo!]

when you buy a gun and fill out the form, you have to answer No to at least two questions that outright ask if you're going to commit a crime with it.

That's the part I always get wrong. They don't appreciate creative writing on that portion, I guess.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I was kind of worried such a severe buck breaking by the court might actually be enough to make Pat take a pause and reevaluate his life and we might lose such a great source of laughs.

I'm so relieved that he clearly has no intention of doing that.

 

[cerulean hydra]

couple pages ago I went "haha wouldn't it be funny if the 'lawyer' who advised fatrick with his 27 page manisfatso/fatifesto was the tranny who couldn't pass a 5th grade reading test"

but now I'm thinkin I was right.


He's pretty much going all in oinking about how evil KF is along with the other people who have threads pointing out their retardation/criminal history/general shittery.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

He's pretty much going all in oinking about how evil KF is along with the other people who have threads pointing out their retardation/criminal history/general shittery.

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You guys were hunting and killing people?! Why didn't anyone tell me? I'm always the last one picked to join the right wing death squads. It's like first grade all over again.

 

[An automatic clown]

couple pages ago I went "haha wouldn't it be funny if the 'lawyer' who advised fatrick with his 27 page manisfatso/fatifesto was the tranny who couldn't pass a 5th grade reading test"

but now I'm thinkin I was right.
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He's pretty much going all in oinking about how evil KF is along with the other people who have threads pointing out their retardation/criminal history/general shittery.

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Seethe piggy. Seethe over your now satisfied debts.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

Gentlemen, it's been an honor

 

[DogZero]

Hitler's Final Victory : unsatisfied.

Worldwide Troll Ecosystem's Final Victory : "Full Satisfaction"

For all the talk of kiwifarms being a bunch of nazi's we have gotten closer to our version of endsieg than the austrian painter and his party ever did.

 

[cuttysnark]

Those aren't bitch tits child, those are lines from working out.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

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Imagine being this predictable.

"Here is a screenshot of you doing the thing."
"I did not do the thing. You will be imprisoned for saying I did."

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. It's amazing honestly. I don't know of any cow that matches Pat for blatant denial of easily proven facts. It's so insane. Other cows would make up excuses, find someone to blame (like Greer's endless string of "bias" judges), rant about the miscarriage of justice, or just try their best to avoid the topic of their latest L. Fatrick is the only one who's like no, this court result anyone can look up on the internet is not real, none of this happened at all and by the way go directly to jail.

"Enjoy prison" is just his bizarre catchphrase and mandatory sign-off at this point, I wonder if he ever drops it in daily interactions just accidentally through force of habit. Like a cashier says "Have a nice day," and gets back "Enjoy prison!"

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Did anything emerge from the "paying retards to swat yourself" revelation? I was hoping he'd be in jail by now.

AFAIK, the TS thread in the gunt forum basically figured out who the SWATters were, or who/what to subpoena to figure out who they are, but the claims of the SWATters are extremely dubious since no solid proof exists linking Fatrick to paying them other than their claims, and this particular group of degenerate criminals compulsively lie to create drama.

It's at best a "maybe?" with a side of "it makes more sense the more deranged Fat reveals himself to be".

A few of points of consideration:
1) If solid proof linking Fatrick to paying people in these specific groups of criminal degens to SWAT himself existed, I think it would have leaked by now.
2) It's likely that this particular group of criminals did SWAT Fatrick at some point, lord knows they seem to have SWATted everyone else except Keffals, but that doesn't mean he paid them to do it.
3) This doesn't mean he hasn't paid some other criminal to SWAT him; if he paid someone more uh...reliable and discreet, rather than a band of insane crab bucket sex perverts, he still could have done it and there'd be no proof to find, at least for the peanut gallery.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He's pretty much going all in oinking about how evil KF is along with the other people who have threads pointing out their retardation/criminal history/general shittery.

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The EFF does not publicly defend this. They're about online stuff, not pig hunting.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Gentlemen, this is some of the best news i have ever woken up to read.

Thank you for brightening my day.

And thanks, Fatrick, for continuing to L for our amusement.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Oh stalker childs, what a glorious day. Seems like he is enjoying squealing on twitter to pictures of his payment. Just remember, you can buckbreak him by just posting the picture without having to say anything

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

Posting the details of the excellent troll profile that he first responded to regarding the news, for posterity's sake. Made me laugh hard.

 

[Maverick Vile]

So all of this was basically the legal equivalent demanding to use your expired grocery coupon, throwing a fit until the cops show up, then buying the thing you were trying to use the coupon for anyway.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

there is cosmic beauty in quasi being paid. the universe is ever so slightly more balanced.