What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

Essentially, Steve Urkel is a manifestation of an ancient African trickster spirit, sent to punish the Winslow family for their lack of respect of their ancestors.

Urkels first appearance happens only after Laura sells their family quilt. In a dating back to the 1800's, to a white quilt aficionado who recognize the historical and monetary value. This is episode 11, Season 1, simply entitled: "The Quilt".

The first 11 episodes do not include Urkel at all. The name of the show, though often forgotten, is "Family Matters" and not "The Urkel Show" as it is often referred to in conversation.

The Winslow's were a normal family with mostly usually problems. They all had a true basis in reality and we're grounded characters with complex personalities.

This all changes when Laura sells the family quilt, their last physical cultural connection to their family heritage.

After this quilt episode the family is forever burdened by a malevolent spirit, sent to remind them of what is important: family.

Let's continue with discussing his first true appearance, when he is invited into the family home by Carl. This is a mistake, one of letting this spirit in your home, and going to far as to attempt to have him date Laura. Carl, by his own admission, would have had been better off in life had he simply put the barrel if his service revolver in his mouth and pulled the trigger.

Laura called this monster forth by forgetting her culture, but Carl is the one who invited him in and like the vampires of Europe, Urkel may only enter where invited.

In syndication, Urkel was added to several cold opening scene of the initial 11 episodes. This is a clear example of the kind of power this entity wields. Urkels presence transcends time and space, he exists indefinitely in the past and the future.

It would be like having childhood memories of a person you met only in adulthood, but never questioning why.

Many people believed Steve Urkel "jumped the shark" when he went to space. space throughout mythology has been since as a void of nonexistence, a holy ether, the heavens, etc. It is symbolism and pretty much a direct slap in the face that Steve Urkel exists outside of the Earthly realm.

Also, reminiscent of African and Native American lore, Urkel's character was clearly drawing from the twin trickster god trope. StephOn Er-Kell, his alter ego/twin, is representative of the temptation Laura faced when selling her blanket. he smooth and seductive, similar to ideas of a western devil. Whereas the regular Stephen Urkel is a cold and calculating. Instead of being the temptation, he embodies the tempted. Despite is cold calculating mind, the trope of the evil mastermind that slowly uses his genius to corrupt those under him. He wanted Laura and would subjugate his family to have her. For since Laura forsook her ancestors, her line would forever be corrupted by the spirits wicked seed.

There are almost endless layers here and the writers did a brilliant job in creating him. Steve Urkel is perhaps the greatest mythological inspired villain in modern pop culture.
 
Any hurricane katrina conspiracies you believe in? I've been the Katrina rabbit hole (its unending) and there are so many.
You've certainly peaked my interest. I've never heard anyone talk about Katrina conspiracies, but I always thought something stank around it. Not sure what.
Certain things are named purposely to skew attention from things with the same name. Such as the Men in Black movies, Magic Bullet blender, and the 4th of May being psyoped into a Star Wars holiday to memory hole the Kent state shootings.
I believe this on some level. Less so something like MiB and more along the lines of May the 4th.

To comment on Maui, since I think it's blatant what's going on, the fires were most likely natural, but the response was purposely bad. It doesn't necessarily have to be the current government; real estate agencies have been eyeing up Hawaii for a while. It's likely that someone somewhere decided that Hawaii "doesn't need to worry" about wildfires and just "ignored" the possibility of one taking place. As a consequence, Hawaii had little to no preparation for a disaster on this scale.
This has probably been in the works for several years. Now, some bureaucrats are going to graciously buy up the land at a hefty discount and then revitalize the community by building a few hundred condos and hotels.

Never let a good crisis go to waste. If you can covertly coerce said crisis to take place, even better.
 
Any hurricane katrina conspiracies you believe in? I've been the Katrina rabbit hole (its unending) and there are so many.

Ones I believe
- Prisoners drowning in abandoned flooded jail
- Bush didn't provide immediate relief to funnel resources to Middle East
- Doctors euthanizing patients as mercy kills
The New Orleans PD and National Guard actually went home-by-home confiscating guns for "public safety"
 
I so wish we had KF during Hurricane Katrina, there's just so much too it. It displaced over one million people. In many ways, it could be considered worse than 9/11. What happened at the superdome? Someone died jumping from the balcony, there was a woman screaming "they raped my baby!" Corpses laying out for weeks. Bush taking 20 days to do something. Ray Nagin eventually going to prison for bribes. Blocking off streets keeping people from evacuating.

Hurricane Katrina was an act of nature. The levees were not bombed. They were commissioned by tightwad bureaucrats and failed.

Here's some great rabbit holes
Hospital Horrors
Bridge Incident
Prison Flood Testimonies
Random Pictures
 
Speaking of lasers, a thing came across my consciousness in such a way that it seemed like a warning.

If someone shines a laser pointer at an airplane, it can temporarily blind the pilot and cause problems.
There's been a jump in reports of this happening.


It got me to thinking.
I mean, if someone wanted to kill a bunch of people and/or facilitate a plane crashing in a certain area... not that anyone has ever in the history of the world wanted to do that...
I can't remember where I heard it but the cockpits actually have alot of protection from this happening and will calculate/record where the laser came from.

@Makhnovshchina Steve Urkel Trickster God

I wonder if the daughter who went up the stairs and then never seen again has anything to do with this. Human sacrifice?

 
I so wish we had KF during Hurricane Katrina, there's just so much too it. It displaced over one million people. In many ways, it could be considered worse than 9/11. What happened at the superdome? Someone died jumping from the balcony, there was a woman screaming "they raped my baby!" Corpses laying out for weeks. Bush taking 20 days to do something. Ray Nagin eventually going to prison for bribes. Blocking off streets keeping people from evacuating.

Hurricane Katrina was an act of nature. The levees were not bombed. They were commissioned by tightwad bureaucrats and failed.

Here's some great rabbit holes
Hospital Horrors
Bridge Incident
Prison Flood Testimonies
Random Pictures
Do you think the death toll was actually higher than the official figure of around 1,300-1,800? In light of the utter scale of the event I would've thought that it was much, much higher than was officially reported.
 
Do you think the death toll was actually higher than the official figure of around 1,300-1,800? In light of the utter scale of the event I would've thought that it was much, much higher than was officially reported.
Went to Louisiana two months ago and happened to bring this question up to a local, it's a near universal consensus that the government and media covered up the real death toll and that it's actually around 10,000-30,000.
You can actually still see areas that were impacted. I saw buildings that only had parts of their foundations remaining that were on a semi-major road.
 
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The levees were not bombed. They were commissioned by tightwad bureaucrats and failed.

You could walk along the base of the lakeview levee long before the storm and tell that they were shoddily built and not properly maintained. And still aren't! Great big, modern pumping stations are great, but they won't stop the levees from popping. The head of the levee board lived in my neighborhood at one point and he was one giant asshole. He got in some hot water because he was using the levee police to hassle teenagers in the neighborhood. One of them tried it with a couple of my friends and was told to go fuck himself sideways with his cereal-box prize badge. While this was going on, one of the actual off-duty cops that the neighborhood association hired rolled up and told him basically the same thing, also that his boss was a prick and so were hiss asshole kids, one of whom one day got bored and shot an arrow into the window of a cop car driving by, not that he was arrested. New Orleans is really a fucked-up city in a whole bunch of ways.
 
The death toll has to be higher than that.
I bet it got covered up to not make the situation look as bad. I was googling around and it says they lowered it to 1300 this year. No fuckin' way. There's still 700 people missing. It's the south, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people didn't get counted because they didn't have an SSN, ID, whatever.

In the Spike Lee doc, they literally show Dick Cheney having a street blocked off and all the electricity was used for his photo op. It's crazy. An ER doctor walks by him and says "Go fuck yourself." Lol.
 
-The FBI purposefully allows unstable weirdos to roam free in order to boost the mass shooter stats; they also sometimes give them a push, as evidenced by the TOTALLY RETIRED glowie that was encouraging a shooter on a server. That shooting was memory holed real fucking fast.

-Similarly, the Las Vegas shooting was a glowie arms deal gone wrong. The mpre you look into it, the less the official story makes any sense.

-ISIS was a joint CIA/Qatar/Israel op to destabilize and topple the Syrian gov in order to finally be able to get the Qatari pipeline to go through the country (Assad refused).
 
You know, sometimes I think the guy who created Megami Tensei was onto something about computers/the internet being an occult demonic portal. And I wonder if people like Orion (giggly goonclown) havent been posessed somewhere in their backstory.

For bonus points, Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei released on September 11th 1987
 
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You could walk along the base of the lakeview levee long before the storm and tell that they were shoddily built and not properly maintained. And still aren't! Great big, modern pumping stations are great, but they won't stop the levees from popping. The head of the levee board lived in my neighborhood at one point and he was one giant asshole. He got in some hot water because he was using the levee police to hassle teenagers in the neighborhood. One of them tried it with a couple of my friends and was told to go fuck himself sideways with his cereal-box prize badge. While this was going on, one of the actual off-duty cops that the neighborhood association hired rolled up and told him basically the same thing, also that his boss was a prick and so were hiss asshole kids, one of whom one day got bored and shot an arrow into the window of a cop car driving by, not that he was arrested. New Orleans is really a fucked-up city in a whole bunch of ways.
You are a nigger. Case in point:
...to hassle teenagers in the neighborhood
They were ONLY JUST peacefully playing Pokemon cards eh?
also that his boss was a prick and so were hiss asshole kids, one of whom one day got bored and shot an arrow into the window of a cop car driving by, not that he was arrested
I was about to type "niggers know how to use bows?" But I realized my retardation -- it's way more at their level than guns.
New Orleans is really a fucked-up city in a whole bunch of ways.
100% agree, TND.
 
They were ONLY JUST peacefully playing Pokemon cards eh?

No, just walking/driving in the neighborhood.

You are a nigger. Case in point:

No, white. There actually weren't any niggers living in the neighborhood, and I think there still aren't any.

I was about to type "niggers know how to use bows?" But I realized my retardation -- it's way more at their level than guns.

Nope, white people.

100% agree, TND.

Yes, but that won't get white politicians like the Levee Board to do their damn jobs right.
 
-The FBI purposefully allows unstable weirdos to roam free in order to boost the mass shooter stats; they also sometimes give them a push, as evidenced by the TOTALLY RETIRED glowie that was encouraging a shooter on a server. That shooting was memory holed real fucking fast.
The FBI spent a long time radicalizing Muslims in the US so they could arrest them.

They're doing it to white nationalist incels now so the media doesn't seem to care anymore.
 
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