Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

slxthkween did a parody video on Dylan Mulvaney's Streamy Speech:

 

[William Tyndale]

slxthkween did a parody video on Dylan Mulvaney's Streamy Speech:

Ngl I enjoyed her pulling her top way more than Dylan pulling up his.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I really wish he had changed his name so I could deadname him.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

gosh, youre so right. every fucking sponsorship or more accurately brand this tard is associated with gets tomatoes thrown on them. why sponsor a anorexic twink? arent there better people out there? and he's certainly not the easiest person to work with, a brand told him theyre unsatisfied with the content he made for them and he goes "LULZ YALL THEY JUST SAID THIS HAHA WHAT!!!" You FUCKING RETARD. at least he didnt post screens but still jfc that bitch makes my blood boil. how can you be so dense and stupid ????

Should have gotten a sponsorship from one of the pro-ana brands like Walden Farms.

 

[Terffals]

Went back through the story and found another one. Holy Fucking Christ.
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That massive, velociraptor-esque troon jaw is, in my opinion, his most repulsive physical feature. It's so grotesque the way the whites of his eyes fade to black when he makes that face. He's basically a walking halloween costume.

I finally realized who he looks like.

 

[gateway]

Dylan got sponsored by the makeup brand MAC Cosmetics, which describes itself as "All Ages, All Races, All Genders."

 

[Vect]

...All Genders."

All two of them.

 

[Terffals]

MAC is overpriced garbage, I literally don’t know anyone who wears it.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Ol' Dyldo can be pretty handy as a financial weapon, just trick your competitors into endorsing him and watch them burn like Jews in an oven.

 

[umami's milk]

"All Genders"

That's the thing. I have not seen anyone conceptualize a 'gender' that falls OUTSIDE of male-female. Enbies don't count, since they usually fall INSIDE a comfortable middle ground between the two. Sometimes enbies are just self-hating men or women in denial, and they don't even try to be androgynous.

Also reminder that Dylan is fucking 26. Yowch.

 

[ScooterL]

MAC is overpriced garbage, I literally don’t know anyone who wears it.

That might be because you don't know a lot of drag queens.





MAC are popular with vulgar men who pretend to be women, and they somehow decided Dylan was a perfect fit.

As I said a few weeks back - Dylan's future is with faggot brands. The only thing he can't poison is something that's already toxic.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Enbies don't count, since they usually fall INSIDE a comfortable middle ground between the two.

Incorrect. They don't count because they're attention seeking retards.

 

[NoReturn]

What a pity Lizzo couldn't be crammed into that award show, the two of them together might cancel each other out.

speaking of Lizzo, her and Dylan might share a bmi soon.
omaigahhh pretzels um how am i gonna eat that ha ha im such a frail little twink xD! girl dinner!

Jack Sprat no body fat, his wife, no body-lean.
And so betwixt the both of them, they filled the entire screen.

 

[barbieQ]

They're popular with vulgar men who pretend to be women, and they somehow decided Dylan was a perfect fit.

I mean, that’s a perfect definition of what Dylan is.

Anyway, Dylan seems to have deluded himself into thinking everyone was pissed about the Bud Light thing because people don’t want to see trans in marketing, but I’d argue that he’s full of shit. A while back Hunter Schafer was chosen to be the face of some Mugler perfume and nobody gave a fuck and the ad campaign was well received, mostly because Gen Z loves Euphoria and Hunter plays one of the main characters. People just don’t like Dylan because he’s naturally unlikeable, ugly as fuck, and everything about him seems fake. If Bruce Jenner or whatever had posted the same video, people still would have been disgusted, but I’m willing to bet the backlash wouldn’t have been nearly as bad.

 

[GenderCop]

Cow crossover

somebody might wannna cross post this on Taylor Lorenz's thread--which I CAN'T FIND NOW --is she officially a lolcow or what?

Because it was really directed at her and her mask obsession/long Covid bullshit.

but everybody talking bout it since Dylan is on hand to look goofier than everybody else-- even sitting next to Margaret Cho in her funny hat.

i was hoping some of you kiwis might helpfully name the other party attendees for me? I see Whole Lotta Rosie and those two heavily botoxed brunettes look familiar,but otherwise I am going blank.

edit:

Taylor Lorenz invited Dylan Mulvaney, ‘one of the most beautiful and brave women on the planet’, as guest of honor at the party hosted by Kathy Griffin.​

The trans influencer posted photos and videos from the party on her Instagram stories on Wednesday. Other attendees include pop singer Sia; actresses Rosie O’Donnell, Pamela Adlon, and Lauren Newman; comedians Margaret Cho, Ryan Asher, and Julia Sweeney; and authors Mosha Lundström Halbert and Meredith Lynch.

 

[Imp]

Cow crossover

somebody might wannna cross post this on Taylor Lorenz's thread--which I CAN'T FIND NOW --is she officially a lolcow or what?

Because it was really directed at her and her mask obsession/long Covid bullshit.

but everybody talking bout it since Dylan is on hand to look goofier than everybody else-- even sitting next to Margaret Cho in her funny hat.

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i was hoping some of you kiwis might helpfully name the other party attendees for me? I see Whole Lotta Rosie and those two heavily botoxed brunettes look familiar,but otherwise I am going blank.

Kathy Griffin next to Dylan on our left

 

[scathefire]

Cow crossover

somebody might wannna cross post this on Taylor Lorenz's thread--which I CAN'T FIND NOW --is she officially a lolcow or what?

Because it was really directed at her and her mask obsession/long Covid bullshit.

but everybody talking bout it since Dylan is on hand to look goofier than everybody else-- even sitting next to Margaret Cho in her funny hat.

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i was hoping some of you kiwis might helpfully name the other party attendees for me? I see Whole Lotta Rosie and those two heavily botoxed brunettes look familiar,but otherwise I am going blank.

Kathy Griffin is there, i.e. the comedian who torpedoed her career in 2017 by doing this in response to Trump:

Spoiler: NSFW?

Edit: ninja'd

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

somebody might wannna cross post this on Taylor Lorenz's thread--which I CAN'T FIND NOW --is she officially a lolcow or what?

Her thread is here: Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

 

[ScooterL]

Never mind covid. I feel like just looking at this picture might give me the clap.

 

[AnOminous]

And what the hell is going on here?

I think he's really accelerated the wrinkling process by constantly making garish, freakish, exaggerated clown expressions.