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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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It depends on what angle he's taking, I guess. Balldo being right about the Drexel stuff or what? Considering the gross Boy Soprano CSAM junk, I don't really care.
Gator certainly has a point since people have tried to do exactly what he stated before, but this just isn't the case. The thread started out as some kind of stupid goofy fan club. Nick chose to share his coomer degeneracy that people didn't want to hear. Many were begging him to stop but he won't budge.
Then, the Hedonism II incident happened. Denying that was and still is stupid, he's still following the two Hedonism II award-winning bulls. Whether Hedonism II is a swinger's resort and whether Ricardo and Romaine took turns filling every hole of Our Wife like French puffs is beyond the point. The boat has sailed already.
When he makes it all public, he's surprised that suddenly, people who mock degenerates follow his thread (many of the Sektur, for example, a place he was already adjacent to).
He brought this all on himself. The only sperg that tried to whine about Null not "disavowing" got banned for being a petulant faggot. When his thread was moved here by a moderator, Null was still pretty friendly with Nick Rekieta.
His continuous shitting on the site and the users just makes me want to run even deeper numbers into his social media to find funny. He seems to specifically pick on the female posters too, kind of like a certain raging alcoholic who relapsed and decided it was a good idea to attack his lolicon stallion.
Clockwork, or a clock that works twice a day.
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Gator shouldn't be giving advice on friendships considering all of his friends are anime bodypillows.
Gator if you need this explained because you are autistic for real (unlike Null): if you are friends with someone you probably don't text them in the middle of the night insulting them and their life's work while acting smug and condescending. Null didn't ask for any of this. It's Nick who is contacting Null while sitting in the shower just to insult him. That's not what friends do to each other. Not like you'd know.
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It's crazy to see what a passive agressive little bitch Nick has become
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Ah yes, the blob that was convinced to accuse Josh of being a child rapist by someone he described as a manipulative cult leader that he himself viewed as an abusive husband is one to throw stones. I wonder when Nick finally alienates Gaytor will he make another statement of being a good boy that fell in with a rough crowd for a second time?
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Gave up porn. Funny. Possible Nick relapsed, but more than likely he never really gave up on it.
One of your recent reports has Nick saying that wives shouldn't complain about men watching porn, should make their own porn for their husband, and men should make it fun for the women.
I'm sticking with my initial idea that he conflates monogamy with an "anything goes as long as there is consent within the marriage" mentality (though clearly Nick favors his own needs so he gets his "porn" no matter what).
The umbrella person seems none too bright either. Maybe he should try to "keep up with internet stuff" like how Nick has been treating Null since KF was taken off clearnet. Then he would remember where Nick's help amounted to him saying "it's hard to defend you" while accusing Null/KF of instances he couldn't provide proof for. Maybe then ThatUmbrellaGuy wouldn't try speaking to relationships he knows nothing about. Why, just today Null shared about how Nick called him up and insulted his website because he though t it was funny how bad it was.
"friends like Nick step up and stand when u need it. That should be valued bc we all end up needing friends like that."
Only grifters need a friend like Nick, and even then there's no honor between grifters.
The funny thing to me is that Nick is still the one reaching out to Null for assistive damage control for himself and Drexel. It never seems to occur to them that if they just stopped doing dumb degenerate crap and tried to just be decent human beings there would be no damage to control. Instead, they just want to maintain control of the narrative (which they are actively destroying by their own documented behavior).
KF could never do as much damage to Nick (or Drexel) as they have done to themselves.
Wouldn't be too hard on TUG, he's generally pretty level headed and has been sympathetic to KF in the past, and I do believe he doesn't keep up on online events, cause other than covering Amber Heard stuff he isn't online much on random streams, he does actually keep a normal 9 to 5 unlike nearly everyone else in CG or the sektur, and has 2 small kids.
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I want to clarify that I have no idea what Nick is trying to tell me when he messages me.
Phase 1. He opens by complaining about a specific thing (i.e. Drexel or Hedonism). He identifies to me, correctly, that people will spin up narratives and stick to them over the life of a thread. That is, regardless of the truth, there are certain theories people talk about that become a running joke through a thousand pages of a thread.
Phase 2. I will agree with him but clarify that this is human nature. When something happens and we have partial information, we fill in the gaps, usually with the most obvious answer which is usually what we want to believe. I usually also remind him I really can't correct people or control narratives.
Phase 3. Nick will proceed to inform me about his income, general state of well-being, and overall satisfaction with his life. This is the longest phase of the conversation.
We've had this exact same conversation several times. It comes out of the blue and I don't know what he wants from me. If I ask him, he assures me he just wanted to talk.
Phase 1. He opens by complaining about a specific thing (i.e. Drexel or Hedonism). He identifies to me, correctly, that people will spin up narratives and stick to them over the life of a thread. That is, regardless of the truth, there are certain theories people talk about that become a running joke through a thousand pages of a thread.
Phase 2. I will agree with him but clarify that this is human nature. When something happens and we have partial information, we fill in the gaps, usually with the most obvious answer which is usually what we want to believe. I usually also remind him I really can't correct people or control narratives.
Phase 3. Nick will proceed to inform me about his income, general state of well-being, and overall satisfaction with his life. This is the longest phase of the conversation.
We've had this exact same conversation several times. It comes out of the blue and I don't know what he wants from me. If I ask him, he assures me he just wanted to talk.
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The reason most lolcows hate the farms is that we record their stupidity and collect it in one place. Somehow it is the fault of the farms for their retarded actions.
Tale as old as time.
Rackets is no different than any other lolcow at this point, except for the amount of money at his disposal.
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He wants you to ban everyone in the thread hurting his feelings like he does in his hugbox but he is too much of a cuck to actually ask you to do it. Just keep pretending like you have no idea what he’s talking about while he loses his fish heads it’s endless entertainment
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Long time lurker.. Still a lukewarm fan of Nick's and hope for his redemption thus my editorializing will be minimal. I've noticed that the rare times this thread gets things wrong is because very few are watching Nick's full streams.
In a new series, I will attempt to summarize highlights of Nick's streams and appearances. I watch most of them anyway. Might as well make myself useful. I am backlogged since last Wednesday's show with notes. Starting with a soft launch:
General
- Recent trip details: Family drove straight through from MN to his parent's place. Later Kayla and Nick flew from FL to Corpus Christie for the Rekieta family reunion.
- Re cliche dads imagined deadline in car trips: "There's an exponential likelihood of shooting a child" [the more people in the car]
- Re Secretaries Day "I've never been a secretary because God bless the patriarchy"
- He gave trademark advice to Gigi Dior (a former porn star with a new name I gather) who's had a complaint filed by Christian Dior. He told her to contact him offline.
- In an amusing sharing of 'pick your life's theme song' Nick named Eraser by Ed Sheeran without hesitation. Lyrics here. I had to check it out. This stood out:
"The paving stones I played upon, they kept me on the grind
So blame it on the pain that blessed me with the life
Friends and family filled with envy when they should be filled with pride
And when the world's against me is when I really come alive
And everyday that Satan tempts me, I try to take it in my stride
You know that I've got whisky with white lies and smoke in my lungs"
Anime Matsuri Drama
- Nick playfully told Chrissie that tweeting him and Coomalot karaoke-ing at AM Houston bar was "cunty" because people were there who didn't want to be publicized. (He may mean Vic or Kayla. I didn't look closely at Chrissie's tweets but I know from other streams that he met with the Mayor of Houston while in Houston.)
- Nick's go-to' Karaoke song is It's My Life
- Re said bar, they were the only whites there. He thought they were going to be "killed" when Vic sang Sweet Caroline. He said he thought he was up on African-American culture but didn't recognize a single song the Blacks were singing.
- Chrissie complained that the AM YT corner was unorganized. Nick deflected with "it's a long story". This was not revisited when Anna came on stream.
- Chrissie mentioned how beautiful Kayla is and encouraged him to share the boudoir glam pic. Nick refused and said Kayla prefers he not share her pics.
That last point seems notable for those following the Kayla arc.
In a new series, I will attempt to summarize highlights of Nick's streams and appearances. I watch most of them anyway. Might as well make myself useful. I am backlogged since last Wednesday's show with notes. Starting with a soft launch:
August 27: SimpCast 90! Nick Rekieta, Xia, Keanu Thompson, Chrissie Mayr, Nina Infinity, Anna TSWG, Cecil, Gigi
"Field of Greens makes your cum taste good" - Nick RekietaGeneral
- Recent trip details: Family drove straight through from MN to his parent's place. Later Kayla and Nick flew from FL to Corpus Christie for the Rekieta family reunion.
- Re cliche dads imagined deadline in car trips: "There's an exponential likelihood of shooting a child" [the more people in the car]
- Re Secretaries Day "I've never been a secretary because God bless the patriarchy"
- He gave trademark advice to Gigi Dior (a former porn star with a new name I gather) who's had a complaint filed by Christian Dior. He told her to contact him offline.
- In an amusing sharing of 'pick your life's theme song' Nick named Eraser by Ed Sheeran without hesitation. Lyrics here. I had to check it out. This stood out:
"The paving stones I played upon, they kept me on the grind
So blame it on the pain that blessed me with the life
Friends and family filled with envy when they should be filled with pride
And when the world's against me is when I really come alive
And everyday that Satan tempts me, I try to take it in my stride
You know that I've got whisky with white lies and smoke in my lungs"
Anime Matsuri Drama
- Nick playfully told Chrissie that tweeting him and Coomalot karaoke-ing at AM Houston bar was "cunty" because people were there who didn't want to be publicized. (He may mean Vic or Kayla. I didn't look closely at Chrissie's tweets but I know from other streams that he met with the Mayor of Houston while in Houston.)
- Nick's go-to' Karaoke song is It's My Life
- Re said bar, they were the only whites there. He thought they were going to be "killed" when Vic sang Sweet Caroline. He said he thought he was up on African-American culture but didn't recognize a single song the Blacks were singing.
- Chrissie complained that the AM YT corner was unorganized. Nick deflected with "it's a long story". This was not revisited when Anna came on stream.
- Chrissie mentioned how beautiful Kayla is and encouraged him to share the boudoir glam pic. Nick refused and said Kayla prefers he not share her pics.
That last point seems notable for those following the Kayla arc.
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Reminder that Nick just yesterday created a strawman of Eric July's criticism of Dick and Vito that ironically mirrors exactly his criticism of Kiwi Farms:
People laughing or insulting is taken as "trying to harm business"
It's exhausting.
I find the July v. Dick and Vito dispute funny in some ways but the idea that harming July's business ISN'T a goal is absurd. Some of their tweets are hard to take as anything other than taking credit for harming his business, like Dick saying "My scathing review of Isom #1 cost Eric July 24,000 customers." Not to mention the anonymous email to the church ministry by someone pretending to be a journalist, which could only have been sent by someone trying to harm July's business.
Meanwhile, Rekieta decided to smear this site at a crucial juncture when it was forced off clearnet. He was challenged to identify a single example of someone on his thread engaging in harassment instead of simply "laughing or insulting", to use Nick's own words in the Tweet above, and he backed down like a bitch.
Nick appears to be spiraling. It is impossible to emphasize enough the extent to which he's both looked and sounded like shit since coming back from his vacation. On one occasion last week he turned up to stream wearing the same shirt as the day before. He seems more often to show up to stream significantly late (as in 15 minutes or more) than on time, and that's when he decides to stream at all, which seems more and more rare (he didn't tonight).
The bulk of Rekieta's associates appear to be enablers who either were too scared of pissing off their meal ticket, like the LawTube orbiters who awkwardly looked to the side as Nick screamed that he'd rather spend his time seeing prostitutes than covering the Murdaugh trial, or people who presumably endorse the degenerate spiral, like Dick or Drexel. Throughout the past year, Null appears to be the only Rekieta associate who has respected him enough to give his honest opinion and advice, in public as well as (I'm guessing based on what's been said) in private. The reward has been insane levels of passive aggression.
And, about that. The group of individuals lined up in Nick's corner increasingly has the air of a rogue's gallery. Dick, Vito, "COOMalot", Drexel, and I guess now Gator and Flamenco too because why the hell not?
Congrats Nick, seems to me Dick Masterson is now the least skeezy guy in your inner circle. Great work. Maybe if Nick fully accepts Ralph's apology by agreeing to stream with him again he can bring that average skeeziness level down a peg or two.
https://archive.md/0Y2Qa
People laughing or insulting is taken as "trying to harm business"
It's exhausting.
I find the July v. Dick and Vito dispute funny in some ways but the idea that harming July's business ISN'T a goal is absurd. Some of their tweets are hard to take as anything other than taking credit for harming his business, like Dick saying "My scathing review of Isom #1 cost Eric July 24,000 customers." Not to mention the anonymous email to the church ministry by someone pretending to be a journalist, which could only have been sent by someone trying to harm July's business.
Meanwhile, Rekieta decided to smear this site at a crucial juncture when it was forced off clearnet. He was challenged to identify a single example of someone on his thread engaging in harassment instead of simply "laughing or insulting", to use Nick's own words in the Tweet above, and he backed down like a bitch.
Nick appears to be spiraling. It is impossible to emphasize enough the extent to which he's both looked and sounded like shit since coming back from his vacation. On one occasion last week he turned up to stream wearing the same shirt as the day before. He seems more often to show up to stream significantly late (as in 15 minutes or more) than on time, and that's when he decides to stream at all, which seems more and more rare (he didn't tonight).
The bulk of Rekieta's associates appear to be enablers who either were too scared of pissing off their meal ticket, like the LawTube orbiters who awkwardly looked to the side as Nick screamed that he'd rather spend his time seeing prostitutes than covering the Murdaugh trial, or people who presumably endorse the degenerate spiral, like Dick or Drexel. Throughout the past year, Null appears to be the only Rekieta associate who has respected him enough to give his honest opinion and advice, in public as well as (I'm guessing based on what's been said) in private. The reward has been insane levels of passive aggression.
And, about that. The group of individuals lined up in Nick's corner increasingly has the air of a rogue's gallery. Dick, Vito, "COOMalot", Drexel, and I guess now Gator and Flamenco too because why the hell not?
Congrats Nick, seems to me Dick Masterson is now the least skeezy guy in your inner circle. Great work. Maybe if Nick fully accepts Ralph's apology by agreeing to stream with him again he can bring that average skeeziness level down a peg or two.
Archive:
https://archive.md/0Y2Qa
As the disgruntled fan said in the leaked DMs, Nick's surrounded himself with yes-men. These yes-men pretend it's totally normal and fine that Nick has decided to continually force the fact that his personal life has been degenerating into an increasingly bizarre obsession with sex (+ at times, drug use) into his content, with the exception of brief periods of "pulling up".
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You mentioned something on the Friday stream about Dick having Vito around to take the heat off him.
I think Nick and Ralph work the same way. Nick, for whatever reason, admires Dick and I think has tried to emulate him and it feeds Dick’s ego. Nick’s entire Internet career was based on trying to get Daddy Dick’s attention and praise.
I think you just need to think of Nick as Dick writ Midwestern, AIDS-ridden, and with an inflated sense of self-worth due to being big on YouTube and it makes more sense. The LA brain rot spreads like vampires.
This is something radio hosts like Howard Stern and Opie n Anthony (the actual radio show) would do. They’d have regulars who served to give them ego boosts and so they could appear put together.
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Was all this "AM drama" all discussed openly Sunday on Mayr's Simpcast with Nick present?
Is there something specifically racially sensitive about Neil Diamond/Sweet Caroline?
I just associate it with Massholes singing it at Fenway incessantly.
Nice to see more creators give Nick shit for being a lazy fuck. As eluded to above, Anna TSWG did too and Cecil sheepishly agreed but noseguarded for Nick saying it "didn't matter/wasn't that bad" that nothing was set up on time and what was sucked.
Our Wife gets a lot of shit in this thread.
But for all her faults, she wised up and disappeared from both the Locals cesspit and Nick's live streams last December the second she started taking public flak.
Edit:
Watched some of Tuesdays with Cecil tonight.
He spent the first part of his show shitting specifically on Dick Masterson, saying he wasn't very familiar with him pre-Eric July, but did some research and doesn't find him or the Sektur funny/talented since Dick's first troll on Dr. Phil 17 years ago. Specifically considers Nick talented and separate from hangers-on like Dick.
Says he's going to meet Dick in person for the first time in Nashville in 2-3 weeks at Nick's show. Doesn't mind because "he's not bothered by hanging out with people he doesn't like".
Also mentioned that Yellowflash has already dropped out of Nick's Nashville show. Cecil asked Ethan Van Scriver to take his spot, but EVS not interested.
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She doesn't seem the type to be smart enough to know how to look up the current kf but by god I hope she gets to read this thread some time.
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Who is fucking awful so no surprise Nick seems bugged by her. We had a tard wrangler assigned to her, but...
Because he's not.
Fuck that guy, fuck his child pimp ways, and fuck his horror of a wife. Fatty Matty is trash.
I hope it's damn expensive and uncomfortable for him.
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She's at least being kept abreast by either Nick or Locals toadies.
About six months or so back in the thread, someone noticed that her YT watch playlists were publicly viewable from her YT channel/account.
These were scrubbed within 24 hours of the KF post and I believe her YT channel was deleted eventually entirely.