Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Geared Chris]

Was all this "AM drama" all discussed openly Sunday on Mayr's Simpcast with Nick present?

Yes. Show went on for over 3 hours. Nick stayed on the entire time and was on time. I will do better with time stamps in future.

Is there something specifically racially sensitive about Neil Diamond/Sweet Caroline?

Nick actually said that Vic sang Sweet Carolina for which I can find no record as a song that would possibly be available for Karaoke. Perhaps Vic sang Sweet Caroline but sang the word Carolina in the performance. In this hypothetical, the very white man giving a shout-out to South Carolina was considered problematic with a Black audience? No idea.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I find it very interesting that Nick says not swearing in an act. I swear a lot but I do not around family, kids or strangers without putting any effort what so ever and I do not consider it an 'act'.

But Nick admitting a small lie to hide the bigger lie (everything up until his post depp outburst is a lie) is a very Nick move, I think. Anyone disagree?

 

[SargonF00t]

Field of Greens makes your cum taste good" - Nick Rekieta

So did our wife tell Rekieta this or did he work it out after Bro-Jobbing Coomalot?

 

[Potatoherder]

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I find it very interesting that Nick says not swearing in an act. I swear a lot but I do not around family, kids or strangers without putting any effort what so ever and I do not consider it an 'act'.

But Nick admitting a small lie to hide the bigger lie (everything up until his post depp outburst is a lie) is a very Nick move, I think. Anyone disagree?

Is this the first outright admission of him putting on a facade to swindle people? In the past it's been "i've always been this way" but no outright saying he put on an act. Maybe when he admits all the praying for people is an act all the superchats about dead people will stop.

 

[zyclonPD]

Gayor is so fucking stupid
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This is a very rich pile of shit from Gaytor the guy who convinced Ralph to start burning bridges with Null because the TRR forum was hosted by Null and as such all the user data could be compromised. Gator did the exact thing he's claiming others are doing now and its the same postured concern trolling as its always been.

Gator you bottom feeder bitch, when are you going to grow a personality and be your own person instead of hopping from eceleb to eceleb?

 

[Swole McPole]

Wouldn't be too hard on TUG, he's generally pretty level headed and has been sympathetic to KF in the past, and I do believe he doesn't keep up on online events, cause other than covering Amber Heard stuff he isn't online much on random streams, he does actually keep a normal 9 to 5 unlike nearly everyone else in CG or the sektur, and has 2 small kids.

He's a tard and a grifter and his channel was full of repetitive clickbait junk. Pre-Amber Heard, he was tolerable as he begged for donations to fund his shitty comic. Come the Amber Heard gravy train, he was determined to insert himself into the narrative for clicks and e-begging.

Why anyone would willingly watch his channel is an utter mystery to me. His audience appears to me to be Johnny Depp loving wine-moms who send him pity-money.

 

[You gain Brouzouf]

Gayor is so fucking stupid
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Gator is incredibly retarded which is clearly evidenced by the way he speaks and writes at a grade school level

Who is Gator suggesting "tricked" Josh into burning the Nick bridge? It almost sounds like some shit he made up or something.
Also the only bridge burning I can think of which Josh was actually responsible for was with Dick. So technically correct with "yet another" but 2 bridges being burned in like 2 or 3 years is a pretty weak pattern.

It almost sounds like Gator has no fucking idea what's going on or what he's talking about and is just jumping in the replies to try and score some brownie points

Also I find it very funny that Nick's defense of himself when people he's associated with do something monumentally scummy or retarded is "fuck off I don't tell people what to do" but he's fine with passive aggressively bitching at Josh about mean (and truthful) things people say about Nick on his website.
Absolutely zero self awareness at this point .

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

The final frontier of every lolbertarian is pedophilia. No government restrictions! No cucksent! Where the children at?! Fuck you dad!

(I will humbly accept my Islamic stickers)

Freely given. Also you aren't wrong

Nick may not need the molly and whiskey.

One Problem: He's definitely extremely drunk in this clip, possibly also high.

its funny that i learned most of this from watching elissa clips rather than this thread.

Not that uncommon tbh. Most of us were in this thread as fans and used to give out hats and trashcans on the regular to anyone remotely critical. Then slowly and surely Nick started to give credence to what they were saying until it became obvious he was a full-blown cow. At least now you know. I lament the support I gave to this shell of a man. That said maybe I can make back the little amount given when I sell the totally happening 5k gift.

I wish Nick could find something that interests him to talk about and not degenerate.

Nah, this is way more fun. Nick doesn't deserve to regain the success he squandered through his own degeneracy and thin skin.

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I wish I could give you every positive reaction for this post.

Also, is it just me, or does it seem like the girls are actually doing a better job directly calling him out for his behavior than a lot of the males? I'm wondering whether a male might be more likely to mistake Nick's degeneracy as "chad alphamale behavior," and give him a pass...

I think it's two groups, those who view Nick as a father figure from his original persona, and the "chad alphamale" cucks.

Gayor is so fucking stupid

Left you the optomistic react as I don't believe stupid is descriptive enough of how utterly fucking retarded Gaydur is.

I'm sticking with my initial idea that he conflates monogamy with an "anything goes as long as there is consent within the marriage" mentality (though clearly Nick favors his own needs so he gets his "porn" no matter what).

100% agree. Way to many weasel words every time he uses this mantra, even when answering direct questions he used the term "intercourse" which even dictionaries have redefined as solely vaginal sex.

Still a lukewarm fan of Nick's and hope for his redemption

Give it time.

So did our wife tell Rekieta this or did he work it out after Bro-Jobbing Coomalot?

Why not both

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I know it’s been asked repeatedly but why the fuck is he shuttling his kids around during times that could conflict with his job? Stop using your fucking kids as an excuse when your life is clearly in fucking shambles dude own your fish heads. Our wife can’t drive them around because she is too drugged up or too busy getting plowed by niggers. It’s remarkable he can stay sober enough to drive them around at night. With the kind of flaunting of money he has been doing the past year it’s long past time for him to have hired a driver maybe he couldn’t find one who was cool with him playing hide the fish head with them since the nanny/housekeeper appears to do fuck all that’s the only reasonable explanation for why they are employed.

Remember he has had 'an editor' for years to do clips. What does he even do?

Nick hires people who do nothing because he is too lazy to even delegate and follow up and fire people who don't do their jobs.

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So, I was curious how the Locals chat was feeling with the show being cancelled, and I caught this interesting piece of commentary from a "Diamond Supporter". When I was using locals actively I can't remember there being any and I didn't know what this was, I assumed it was like a higher paying patreon, so I looked into it:

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How very interesting, Diamond Supporters are those paypigs who have stuck it out for a while, and continue to do so. If these are the people asking about the show's reliability then you have a serious problem. These are your yearly sub types, and if they start wondering what value they're getting from their payments they'll probably drop down to monthly, and eventually just cut it altogether. I feel bad for these guys because they're practically getting scammed, but they have the ability to stop paying for a dead service at any point so it's their choice to torch their wallets. I feel less bad when I remember that.

Edit: Oh, I couldn't readily find this information on Locals' info page about being a Diamond Badge, I'm curious if they have the ability to toggle that off publicly so they can hide the shame of paypigging for a year or more.

You cannot toggle it.

I'm sticking with my initial idea that he conflates monogamy with an "anything goes as long as there is consent within the marriage" mentality (though clearly Nick favors his own needs so he gets his "porn" no matter what).

This is how he acts, but it contradicts what he says.

'Guys, I have my own rules, but I'm cool. I don't put them on anybody. I tell stories of wacky things that happen, but only because they were fun. You don't know our relationship, but we are totally the MoNoGaMoUs!'

Chrissie complained that the AM YT corner was unorganized. Nick deflected with "it's a long story".

She is used to some professionalism from he gigs. If a small comedy club has better organisation than a huge convention...

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I find it very interesting that Nick says not swearing in an act. I swear a lot but I do not around family, kids or strangers without putting any effort what so ever and I do not consider it an 'act'.

But Nick admitting a small lie to hide the bigger lie (everything up until his post depp outburst is a lie) is a very Nick move, I think. Anyone disagree?

Is this the first outright admission of him putting on a facade to swindle people? In the past it's been "i've always been this way" but no outright saying he put on an act. Maybe when he admits all the praying for people is an act all the superchats about dead people will stop.

The line used to be, 'I did it out of respect for my parents and was afraid of YT'. He is totally ditching the wholesome image he passively portrayed.

When he started swearing, it was not a big deal. Dropping 'faggot' infrequently was LOL, but then he started dropping it woth increasing frequency, mixing in 'cunt' and other harder words (I remember a few hard 'r' n-words) until it was 'You are a gay Republican or prude if you don't use the f-slur'.

This revisionism is the problem for me; not the swearing. I only care about swearing if I am around church people, pensioners (no navy veterans), or children.

100% agree. Way to many weasel words every time he uses this mantra, even when answering direct questions he used the term "intercourse" which even dictionaries have redefined as solely vaginal sex.

I remember he did this weird 'definition' early this year on 'no other penis has entered her vagina', 'my penos has not penetrated any other vagina', and the like.

It was clipped and discussed here.

I am not convinced myself that they are swinging, but Nick is not doing himself any favours to dissuade me.

 

[Captain Manning]

And, about that. The group of individuals lined up in Nick's corner increasingly has the air of a rogue's gallery. Dick, Vito, "COOMalot", Drexel, and I guess now Gator and Flamenco too because why the hell not?

Congrats Nick, seems to me Dick Masterson is now the least skeezy guy in your inner circle. Great work. Maybe if Nick fully accepts Ralph's apology by agreeing to stream with him again he can bring that average skeeziness level down a peg or two.

About that...

I'm wondering if Ralph starts appearing on Nick shows, how Gator is gonna take it. Are we gonna have a Ralph and Gator makeup arc too? It would be hilarious if he goes back to sweeping for Ralph because he wants to remain in this rogues gallery.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I remember he did this weird 'definition' early this year on 'no other penis has entered her vagina', 'my penos has not penetrated any other vagina', and the like.

That sounds so specific that she could take it up the ass from both energii king and the other guy (ricardo?) and he'd still be technically right and therefore not 'lying' when he says they're monogamous.

Fucking weasel.

You know what, my own theory is that nick's worst day of his life is him finding out that his wife is emotionally cheating on him due to neglect caused by the rittenhouse and depp marathon streams. He did not go for the nuclear option because they have kids and he has an image to maintain. He vowed to reignite their marriage by finally fucking his wife but turns out he could not get it up due to alcoholism. Both nick and his wife blames it on his wife's destroyed body because it's never nick's fault. So she goes under the knife and he tries the balldo and then it just keeps escalating from there to the point where they got a 2nd trip and actually took up with the 2 jamaicans (1st trip was a scouting trip).

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

That sounds so specific that she could take it up the ass from both energii king and the other guy (ricardo?) and he'd still be technically right and therefore not 'lying' when he says they're monogamous.

Fucking weasel.

You know what, my own theory is that nick's worst day of his life is him finding out that his wife is emotionally cheating on him due to neglect caused by the rittenhouse and depp marathon streams. He did not go for the nuclear option because they have kids and he has an image to maintain. He vowed to reignite their marriage by finally fucking his wife but turns out he could not get it up due to alcoholism. Both nick and his wife blames it on his wife's destroyed body because it's never nick's fault. So she goes under the knife and he tries the balldo and then it just keeps escalating from there to the point where they got a 2nd trip and actually took up with the 2 jamaicans (1st trip was a scouting trip).

This has consistently been my theory since he started streaming after the break when this happened and started the coomer arc.

 

[Captain Manning]

Fucking weasel.

"If I went."

ETA: I suppose it's possible Null misheard, or isn't relating the story properly, but... holy shit... it does fit with how smarmy Nick is.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

MATI clip about Nick messaging Null at midnight while in the shower to cry about what we say about him and his black friend. (His life is going super well btw)


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This is something only scorned ex lovers do when they are extremely drunk. "If only you changed this one thing we could have still been together." and "I am happier without you anyways." are things no straight man should say to any person let alone another man.

Very feminine.

 

[Kopasea]

She's at least being kept abreast by either Nick or Locals toadies.

About six months or so back in the thread, someone noticed that her YT watch playlists were publicly viewable from her YT channel/account.

These were scrubbed within 24 hours of the KF post and I believe her YT channel was deleted eventually entirely.

That was me. There were 2 interesting things in that playlist aside from it being scrubbed immediately upon posting it here.

1. She watched a bunch of Elissa Clips. Specifically ones that were not kind to Nick.
2. She had a couple of Ted Talks (and other things) specifically about swinging and how do handle polyamorous relationships.

Purely circumstantial evidence. I can't understand why anyone would think that Nick and Kayla are swingers.

 

[Captain Manning]

That was me. There were 2 interesting things in that playlist aside from it being scrubbed immediately upon posting it here.

1. She watched a bunch of Elissa Clips. Specifically ones that were not kind to Nick.
2. She had a couple of Ted Talks (and other things) specifically about swinging and how do handle polyamorous relationships.

Purely circumstantial evidence. I can't understand why anyone would think that Nick and Kayla are swingers.

Which post was this? Can you link to it? As to #2, did you take caps?

I know it's a PITA to archive non-video content on Youtube, but please tell me you took caps.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Which post was this? Can you link to it? As to #2, did you take caps?

I know it's a PITA to archive non-video content on Youtube, but please tell me you took caps.

Nigga, there is a search function:

On her own YouTube channel, she also doesn't wear a ring. In this video

Spoiler: Kayla no ring

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Interestingly, while I was archiving her channel, I found out she has a public playlist called "New Life". And she has a few very interesting videos on there.

Spoiler: Kayla's playlist

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It's most likely that she just clicked on them to watch later and YouTube just automatically adds it to the most recent playlist. But I do find it interesting that she was so interested to know what the detracting clip channel was doing.

Doesn't look like the full playlist but shows the TED talk and the elissa clips. This is partly why people assumed Rackets yelled at Elissa at Kayla's request regarding the Mandy lust clip.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Which post was this? Can you link to it? As to #2, did you take caps?

I know it's a PITA to archive non-video content on Youtube, but please tell me you took caps.

They did, I'm too lazy to find the post though so hopefully they link it.

 

[Kopasea]

@Captain Manning

@Dixieland Buckaroo beat me to it. But the real hero is @Nothing To Say Here who archived the playlist https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-1450

*Edit* quoted the wrong person. Sorry Dixie!

 

[Chibitzen]

What happened now?
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Null for all intents and purposes has a life outside of this conversation, but between this thread and Twitter, it would seem like Rekieta lives here as an undead parasocial creature. He is even adopting TiC's spooky venacular.

"The Ghost of Copehardernick Seethecringe"