- Joined
- Dec 24, 2018
Wrong child. He had to use a turkey baster because his first, inferior wife wouldn't let his faucet dick near her.At this point the fact that Fatrick can prove he has had sex and least once, and has a current biological female companion, is the only thing he can feel he has better than other people.
Hopefully, if he happens to die from heart failure tomorrow, it will what be put on his grave stone.
“Fatrick S. Tomlinson, at least he wasn’t a virgin”