"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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Fools Idol said:
Total Biscuit couldn't even tweet in the end much less grift for superchats.
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The question how Jim is to the end, though?

I think TB had reached the point where he was in hospice, basically the point where medicine has given up on you and allowing you to go home, where friends and family can freely be with you, and your last moments aren't ceiling tiles and Judge Judy droning from the waiting room.

There will probably be a point where Jim's health declines to the point where he can't muster a stream anymore, but again, is that necessary? He's not running "NEXT EPISODE..." style narratives where dying could mean a story thread would be tragically unfinished, he's not at the point where he could churn out streams indefinitely to the point where his work will be judged on the sheer quantity of mediocrity, and again, his brain is not going out.
 
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Dreamland said:
Is there any hope of him surviving this? maybe he can ask his girlfriend to wear this to help him move around town.
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He can probably ask Destiny for a review.
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Despite what the shithole and socialist supporters say, free healthcare isn't the way to go. Affordable healthcare and insurance is. You'll find things get done faster and doctors care more and you'll get nurses who treat you like you're actually a human being. People who support socialist ideals deserve to die in the waiting room.
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I like the way my friend puts it when she says the reason nobody abuses it over there is because it's so shitty, most would rather just suffer than seek treatment unless they're literally dying.
She also told me she qualified for a free boobjob because her tits have some sort of irregularity despite looking normal and that the free boobjob could actually be scheduled relatively soon which is ridiculous considering she's on an unending waiting list for her bad liver.
 
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
Idk man, one lady who lives down the road from me is in her 80s, had stage 4 cancer, got on a trial med and she's still out there walking a mile or so every day. She's in remission and has been for a bit. So like, there's hope.

This is just the HealStream 2.0 and we need Josh and Ralph to go on.
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Pray for Jim's recovery everyone.

Anonymus Fluhre said:
Despite what the shithole and socialist supporters say, free healthcare isn't the way to go. Affordable healthcare and insurance is. You'll find things get done faster and doctors care more and you'll get nurses who treat you like you're actually a human being. People who support socialist ideals deserve to die in the waiting room.
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If anyone supports socialized healthcare they should take a look a Canada pushing euthanasia...
 
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I was actually about to post on why Maddox is still a thing on the Internet, but to see the amount of support and spergs that Metokur still has over the last few years is pretty nice to witness.
 
Spoonge said:
Its pretty fucking bad. Like skipping to the end of the bible and finding out that God did it.
I don't know what archive channels are about these days but Jim has some good old ones out there for new watchers to enjoy. His Photon streams were phenomenal for example.
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For streams: Archiving Chudbuds on Odysee has a ton of stuff including a bunch of his old videos.

Also, on Jersh's channel, the Jim VS Fuentes trash fire turns into internet gold when he starts joyfully calling Ralph a poop eater around the 2 hour mark.

Well I guess I don't have to read the bible anymore, thanks a lot.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
Yes, may Jim beat this totally fictional thing that actually exists. Let's all cross our fingers. Next, hopefully he can defeat those evil Decepticons all by himself!

All the sound of his voice will tell you is that he should be dying horribly and deserves to wake up in Hell.

You mean people actually dying of cancer? Yeah, it's quite unfair to have that happen and also to then be victimized by the current American medical billing system. That's some bullshit right there.

Poor Jim, his entire life well-funded by dumb faggots that idolize him, has to make extra money to "pay his bills." No doubt he's telling the truth about all that.
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Are you actually this stupid or is it just an act?
Big Miss Steak said:
idc about the debates on whether Jim has cancer or this is all some elaborate hoax. He's funny and I'm glad to see he'll be streaming at least one more time (sounds like it will be only one more time?). Might get a hat or a shirt to commemorate one of the last vestiges of the old internet, or at least old Youtube. Whether the money goes towards medical care or towards buying more manga, idgaf.
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Those people are brain damaged. He's posted his fucking medical records for fuck's sake.
The Ghost Of George Floyd said:
I'm guessing you live in Canada? I know Canada's shit is free but NGL, I'd rather be here from what my one friend has told me.
People are constantly just told to go home when waiting outside of urgent care in the mornings because it's already full from the previous day, ER waiting room times are upwards of 10 hours, people literally suffer or just die on waiting lists. It legit sounds like Orwellian nightmare fiction written to illustrate the consequences of communism but it's real.

Also, my shit is basically free too and I'm an American who just always goes with whatever cheap shit my job offers.
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There are a lot of problems with the American healthcare system but there are ways to work around them. Something that foreigners don't seem to understand.

There are typically 3 ways to avoid paying a lot for American healthcare:

1. Be poor enough to qualify for Medicaid
2. Have your employer sponsored healthcare plan cover most of your medical bills and
3. Financial assistance. This is as simple as contacting the billing dept of whatever company billed you, and completing the required forms. Depending on your income, most or all of your bills will be covered.

I have used all 3 of these to great effect throughout my life to avoid paying unnecessarily high medical bills. If I can do it, you can do it. Alternatively, if you don't qualify for financial assistance, they will still work with you to make low monthly payments until your bills are paid off.
 
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