"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

I get the impression that Jimbo may have been misled by doctors. Like they told him that he's fucked and will be a goner in 3 months and then 3 months on they turn around and say well ackshually it's not that bad and we were just trying to prepare you for the worst case scenario. So now he's in this limbo zone of where he's not dying but also not sure if he's gonna make it for certain so he's downplaying his chances.

Of course that is being completely charitable and assuming that doctors in the US are just as retardedly pessimistic as the ones in Australia.

 

[Woodchipper]

If you’re going to make posts like this, especially in a thread that moves as fast as this one about someone as addicted to social media as Jim, at least have the decency to include a link or screenshot of what the fuck you’re talking about.

No
Edit:
Disregard, I suck dongs and misunderstood a screenshot someone sent me.
Jim has not stated anything about cosmetic renovation and has only said that he needs bumpers for his bowling lane or some shit.

 

[Popper Whiting]

on one hand, im glad Jim is doing sorta well and will stream again. on the other hand, i think the "final" stream ended on a good note and it feels weird that he will be back so soon. i was ready, emotionally to let him go and now i just have this weird taste in my mouth.

I was expecting him back at some point. Because the disappear and come back is an established pattern. For some reason he gets determined to stop, probably gets embarrassed by the shit he covers and finds amusing, and quits for a while. Then at about 6-12 months after he has stopped or quit the itch starts back again and he'll start streaming.

I don't think this is about money (though it isn't an unwelcome side effect), it is an excuse to laugh at people, crack jokes and stream. He fucking loves doing it, though hates doing it to a regular schedule, and is kind of ashamed he likes doing it.

 

[Woodchipper]

I was expecting him back at some point. Because the disappear and come back is an established pattern. For some reason he gets determined to stop, probably gets embarrassed by the shit he covers and finds amusing, and quits for a while. Then at about 6-12 months after he has stopped or quit the itch starts back again and he'll start streaming.

I don't think this is about money (though it isn't an unwelcome side effect), it is an excuse to laugh at people, crack jokes and stream. He fucking loves doing it, though hates doing it to a regular schedule, and is kind of ashamed he likes doing it.

He's a grown man who watches cartoons about Japanese schoolgirls. I don't think he's particularly ashamed of much.
I forget what the official count was for superchats on his "goodbye forever" episode but it was 5 figures. He had no reason to pull the merch stores down other than to create scarcity. The same line of reasoning applies to fucking off for a while

 

[fedoralordjish]

i was ready, emotionally to let him go and now i just have this weird taste in my mouth.

jim was never your friend, partner or support animal. you sound immature as fuck

 

[Autist in a Barrel]

Jim may die on stream, but he will be witnessed sneeding into Chudhalla all shiny and chrome.

 

[Dude Snakes]

In other, semi-related news, I noticed today that @#KillAllPedos Youtube channel was terminated due to having 'multiple or severe violations of YouTube's policy prohibiting content designed to harass, bully or threaten.' A shame. I'm guessing it was catboys who felt threatened.

YouTube defends pedophiles.

 

[Devious Dave]

Jim streams that makes me the happy Dave

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jim is getting blackpilled hard.
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>Watch as you can't pay rent.
Sucks to be a poor faggot like Gym. I own my own house

Yeah Biden is a prick and things were way better under under Trump but life is what you make it.
Stop being a fucking wagie pay slave start your own business.
Find a growth market and don't be afraid to work 13 hour days to get it running.
Invest smart.
In my early 20's I was living in my fucking car.
It took me 20 years grubbing my fucking knuckles and breaking my back now I own land and I've got a family and my own business.
We aren't doing as well as we were with Trump no one is, everythings more expensive but we're still doing fine.
Life is what you make of it.
Sitting and whining gets you no where.
I hate black pilled pussies.
Things are that bad fucking kill yourself and save us listening to your sobbing.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The guy's worried about cosmetic fixes for his basement. Funny priority for a man on death's door, innit?

I know you learned that this was not an accurate statement, but even if it had been: So what? A man who’s aware he’s leaving behind a widow is going to try to make that as easy a process for her as possible. Only a selfish cunt wouldn’t do so.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Jim enjoyed streaming. He was good at it. But he didn't want to keep on doing it while he was on the decline. He wanted to go out on an OK note.

But like Mersch he is financially forced to dance-monkey-dance in order to pay his bills.

On the flip side, there are probably many people in similar situations to Jim who don't have the option the stream in order to flip a few extra bills their way.

Streaming doesn't require a lot of work, though. He doesn't have a degenerative brain disorder, he never shows his face anyway, and he still sounded alright last year when he was dressing down his failure of an e-son, Ralph.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Streaming doesn't require a lot of work, though.

Define “a lot of work” for a terminal cancer patient at death’s door. IIRC Jim usually prepared for his streams and didn’t just wing it. But even if he did, just dealing with a high-volume chat could be kind of tiring for someone in weak health and either constant pain or (when he gives in and takes pain meds) semi-comatose state at best.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

jim was never your friend, partner or support animal. you sound immature as fuck

Nobody thinks he is (except Gator) but it's kinda hard not to feel bad when a dude you followed for years because he made you laugh does a final stream because he's literally fucking dying and then weird because they've returned in an attempt to become the greatest hat salesman of all time.

 

[fedoralordjish]

Nobody thinks he is (except Gator) but it's kinda hard not to feel bad when a dude you followed for years because he made you laugh does a final stream because he's literally fucking dying and then weird because they've returned in an attempt to become the greatest hat salesman of all time.

his stream will be terrible, hours of people sending him the most retarded super chats. it's fair for jim to ask for help during his final days on earth. but the viewers will make it insufferable.

 

[IrishGuy088]

on one hand, im glad Jim is doing sorta well and will stream again. on the other hand, i think the "final" stream ended on a good note and it feels weird that he will be back so soon. i was ready, emotionally to let him go and now i just have this weird taste in my mouth.

The true gravity of the best final stream won't be realized until Jim does a bunch of streams where he is literally a week away from death. They may be of lower quality, but it makes that (not) last stream much better and it makes the final steams more kino.

Also I am glad that Jim respects us all enough to provide us with fake receipts instead of expecting us to simply TaKe HiS wOrD for it.

 

[Fools Idol]

Streaming doesn't require a lot of work, though. He doesn't have a degenerative brain disorder, he never shows his face anyway, and he still sounded alright last year when he was dressing down his failure of an e-son, Ralph.

Total Biscuit couldn't even tweet in the end much less grift for superchats.

 

[Flake452]

Jim's dead. Jade's finally perfected the Metokur AI and now its time to cash in.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

No need. Daddy Joshua Moon and Daddy Dick Masterson are all the dads Ralph needs. How cool is that that Ralph has 2 dads?

Not cool at all. He will be molested.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jim's dead. Jade's finally perfected the Metokur AI and now its time to cash in.

With how good AI has been getting recently she could probably do that for real. Only problem is you need more than just the voice. Jim is one of a kind, whatever you think of him he's head and shoulders above anyone else in the sektur.
Its cringey as fuck how people suck his dick but he didn't start getting called Daddy Jim for nothing, he's also notably never had any of the disgraces that just about everyone else in the sektur has experienced at least once.
Love him or hate him he's made his mark.
It'll be a shame to see him go, personally.

 

[Freya]

I always forget how much of kiwifarms is lame normies until I see this thread again