Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Illuminati Order Official]

Patrick claims (fatly) that all his stalkers are going to enjoy prison. Is this likely?

The Great Childing proceeds as planned, stalker.

 

[Procrastinhater]

11 AM in Milwaukee, 9 hours since Pat last tweeted. After a refreshing night's sleep he's up and attem, ready to get to work on that Tiny Tim novel so he can pay Lynne back but first, maybe he'll check Xitter real quick. Just for a minute.
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That's our boy.

Gotta love that work ethic.

 

[John_Smith]

Pat discovers moonlight:
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Can someone confirm if that bike in the photo is his? The Pests said it was Nikki's but idk if that's a lesbian joke

Patso used to have 2 bikes parked in the ruins of the garage. There is only 1 bike there now. Nikki does not ride. She parks her car in front of the ha' hovel, where there are street lights. Both Bikes are Patso's.


The Triumph Thruxton is the one with the silver tank, IIRC. In the new photo, the bike has a blue tank. I would guess he sold the Triumph. As Joe strummer sang, "I got my motorcycle jacket but I'm walking all the time." Only in Patso's case it's "sitting all the time."

 

[Broadside]

Patso used to have 2 bikes parked in the ruins of the garage. There is only 1 bike there now. Nikki does not ride. She parks her car in front of the ha' hovel, where there are street lights. Both Bikes are Patso's.

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The Triumph Thruxton is the one with the silver tank, IIRC. In the new photo, the bike has a blue tank. I would guess he sold the Triumph. As Joe strummer sang, "I got my motorcycle jacket but I'm walking all the time." Only in Patso's case it's "sitting all the time."

If he sold it, we'll find out. We always do

 

[internet friend]

11 AM in Milwaukee, 9 hours since Pat last tweeted. After a refreshing night's sleep he's up and attem, ready to get to work on that Tiny Tim novel so he can pay Lynne back but first, maybe he'll check Xitter real quick. Just for a minute.
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Sometimes it's hard to comprehend that this is his actual life. This is a real person who's entire existence revolves around childing in xitter, from dawn till dusk. How do you get to this point?

 

[SpiceyHuman]

While the sweat drenched hand is an obvious point of ridicule, I can't help but point out how unmistakably soft and doughy his hands are.

Barring aside the level of fatness, his palms seem baby butt smooth. Not a callus in sight.

I thought Rick was a real life tough guy? What is the meaning of this?

Pat discovers moonlight:


Can someone confirm if that bike in the photo is his? The Pests said it was Nikki's but idk if that's a lesbian joke

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Sometimes it's hard to comprehend that this is his actual life. This is a real person who's entire existence revolves around childing in xitter, from dawn till dusk. How do you get to this point?

Be still, stalker child. My mind is a raging torrent flooded with rivulets of fat, cascading into a waterfall of incoherent denials.

Spoiler: the real answer

you are witnessing his psychological deterioration in real time. if you look back at his posting before his internet notoriety, he noticeably tried a lot harder to verbally twist the knife. these days he seems much more manic and disorganized, like his grasp on the critical elements of his public persona and self-image has been slipping for a while

Barring aside the level of fatness, his palms seem baby butt smooth. Not a callus in sight.

I thought Rick was a real life tough guy? What is the meaning of this?

aside from his obviously devastating level of martial mastery, it's worth noting his original claim is that he "will spoon-feed you your own teeth". I assume this means his art is largely spoon-based, so as to avoid unnecessarily scuffing his knuckles whilst destroying the stalker children IRL like Han Solo from Star Wars, but on Fifth Avenue.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

I love those Funsters so much, bros
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I love how every time, every fucking time, he gets this type of text troll, he always spells the cancel command reply wrong.

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? That sounds like a way of pitching to your publisher, "it's like star wars, but set on fifth avenue!", not something you write into your fucking novel.

This is the type of shit I'd write in my fanfiction when I was ten. "And the man looked like Darth Vader from Star Wars, but gold."

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

How do you get to this point?

You know how the phrase "mad as a hatter" and the character Mad Hatter originates from hatmakers going insane from mercury poisoning? Mercury was used in a lot of dyes for hats?

It's like that, except there is a substance in basketball pepperoni that becomes a natural psychoactive when combined with alcohol.

 

[FinnSven]

While the sweat drenched hand is an obvious point of ridicule, I can't help but point out how unmistakably soft and doughy his hands are.

Barring aside the level of fatness, his palms seem baby butt smooth. Not a callus in sight.

I thought Rick was a real life tough guy? What is the meaning of this?

The grease from his pepperonis and his natural secretions keeps his hands baby soft. It is like hand cream without the frills.

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

I may devote this Labor Weekend to doing a stalker/child analysis of Fatrick over time on Xitter. It would likely be enlightening.

I’ll have to add in prison as well.

 

[Dasjas Watanid Tabas]

Who's putting on weight faster: Patass or his thread?

 

[FinnSven]

Owing to all his xeeting, I doubt he has the time, but I wonder if he ever reads this thread.

I am guessing probably not, because he has to “correct” everyone who takes the piss out of him on Twitter and the pests who text him ridiculous things.

He couldn’t let it lie about being frequently and consistently being called so cartoonishly fat, so would simply have to register an account to argue with people.

The fact that he hasn’t must mean he actually ignores his thread here.

 

[Procrastinhater]

While the sweat drenched hand is an obvious point of ridicule, I can't help but point out how unmistakably soft and doughy his hands are.

Barring aside the level of fatness, his palms seem baby butt smooth. Not a callus in sight.

I thought Rick was a real life tough guy? What is the meaning of this?

Those are the soft hands of a man who hasn't done a hard day's work in his life.
Pudgy, no callus, no scars, I doubt the Real Automaniac even works on his vehicles much, shit it looks like Nikki does the "gardening" Pats contribution seems to be going Scipio on weeds with the salt.

I bet he even uses moisturizing hand lotion lmao
It looks like he did just before he took that pic, but I think it is just grease.

 

[FinnSven]

Those are the soft hands of a man who hasn't done a hard day's work in his life.
Pudgy, no callus, no scars, I doubt the Real Automaniac even works on his vehicles much, shit it looks like Nikki does the "gardening" Pats contribution seems to be going Scipio on weeds with the salt.

I bet he even uses moisturizing hand lotion lmao
It looks like he did just before he took that pic, but I think it is just grease.

Not even walked a dog.

Or bench pressed for that matter.

Surely a real tough guy would have some callus from the bar?

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Not even walked a dog.

Or bench pressed for that matter.

Surely a real tough guy would have some callus from the bar?

Fatrick just sits there playing with the chalk bucket

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

As far as posting here goes, I think he knows subconsciously his brain could not handle it so he chooses to ignore it. Twitter is his drug of choice.

Patrick has a semi active Instagram, like Facebook. But I don't think much atalker childing happens over there. That is where he's posted those deranged gym selfies though.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Not even walked a dog.

Or bench pressed for that matter.

Surely a real tough guy would have some callus from the bar?

I think the only bar Pat goes near is Hoolies.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

I think the only bar Pat goes near is Hoolies.

He has to go there as his BBC is closed.

https://www.bizjournals.com/milwaukee/news/2017/04/26/g-daddys-bbc-bar-grill-has-closed-after-20-years.html

 

[HarblMcDavid]

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NO

Thats his problem.

Well, I disagree in the sense that Fatrick clearly does think, in that his brain has measurable activity and he does ponder things. If he didn't, I don't think he'd have as elaborate a conspiracy theory in his head as he currently does, or those all-talk-and-no-writing book concepts.

It's just that he thinks in much the same way that an unmedicated schiphrenic thinks about the government using psywave triggered chemical vapor deposition on their aluminum foil hat to create complex circuits in his brain: he's thinking, but it's all irrelevant to reality and completely fucking bonkers.