Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 17 34.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 19 38.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 4 8.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 9 18.4%

  • Total voters
    49
If anything, KF has gotten more positive and more interesting with the larger audience that now uses the site, so these dumb, dark narratives about evil cabals full of manipulative stalker killers are falling flatter and flatter each month.

I'm absolutely certain that this is what provoked the phone call. For months now, Nick has been consoling himself with the fact that the Farms was only available over Tor, and lets face it, who the fuck goes on Tor? No way on God's earth Nick could figure it out, so while he had people sending him shit that people were posting on here, he could console himself with the idea that -- while people were laughing at him on Kiwifarms, nobody would actually get to see it.

Not anybody who counts, anyway.

Then Kiwifarms makes it back onto the clearnet, and all of a sudden, Nick is lying in his cups, coping and seething -- not just about the stuff that we say about him, his groomer buddy and his trips to Hedonism II -- but about the fact that now, anybody who wants to can actually see it for themselves. Oh sure, there were some nerds on the clips channels making reference to this stuff, but there wasn't anywhere that people could go and get the full story in it's total context. Not easily, anyway. But now we're back and Nick just about shat his pants.

So first he tries to seduce/bully Josh. When that doesn't work, he rapidly puts on a show to attempt to seize control of the narrative.

It won't wash, Nick. People aren't stupid. You can fool them for a little while, but when the facts become available, it gets a hell of a lot harder to dupe them.

Of course, he knows this. That's exactly what this is all about. Nick makes big money on the strength of his past reputation as the insouciant lawyer who doesn't take himself too seriously and likes to laugh at cuckolds. But when the world learns about your cuckoldry... well, ask Jack Murphy how that worked out for him.
 
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It just hit me. Rekieta is doing with Josh the same thing he did with Pipkin Pippa.
In Pippa's case, he claimed she was afraid of and controlled by her exploitative management and her pedophilic audience. In Josh's case, he is afraid of and manipulated by the life-destroying KFers.
If only they could both ditch their toxic relationships and isolate themselves, they would be able to rejoin Rekieta's company and his group.
Which in turn sounds like what Dax did with that retard girl. Rekieta's imitation of Dax is wild.
The biggest difference is that with Pippa, kinda like Rittenhouse, he claimed he could help them rake in money like never before like he's some sort of Youtube kingmaker. I would love to hear Nicks 10 step plan for Null's success.
 
At least Drex is (probably) waiting until Nick's oldest is of legal age before swooping in.
Minor PL and slight rage rant, when I found out I was having a daughter a long time ago, one thing terrified me more than anything else. It was shit like this, people like Drex and right next to him people like Nick.

The amount of people who can watch their friend do obviously horrible things. Morally wrong things. It's the number one fear you get as a dad. The only people worse than the disgusting degenerates who think this sort of thing is okay because, "Well muh rule of law, 18 is magic number", are the cowards who are around them who don't have the fucking spine to say anything to them.

The scariest option is the one that Nick isn't a massive coward. But an active collaborator getting his kicks hearing stories of things he only wishes he could do. I've gone from being disappointed in Nick's decisions to despising what he allows near his family, forgoing his only job on this planet which should be to make sure no harm ever comes to them under his watch. Truly shameful.
 
I humbly submit my low-effort edit comparing Nick's retelling of his story to reality. I remember this stream so I remember exactly what he was referencing and I just wanted to show the extent of Nick's mischaracterization.


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Null, in the nicest way possible, was calling Nick out on his obvious fucking lie and the tard now re-invents it in his mind and blasts it to his unsuspecting fans that Null had a retard fit about who he needs to ban. What a fucking loser
 
This is the dictionary definition of grooming. These are HIS WORDS, HIS PERSONAL RECOUNT which tells the story in as FAVORABLE A LIGHT TO HIM AS POSSIBLE. I have zero reason to doubt him. This is not a fun story, this is a man bragging about his sexual conquests. Wow! A mother AND daughter! Just like my porn!!!!
From Drexel's own words about the relationship:

"The reason why it works for us is because, like I said, we've known each other so long. So now, I will say this though Nick, had she been someone that I just like, met, like in terms of her, you know, her adult life - like you know because most people, they meet someone, they're meeting a fully grown person, they don't even know this person's background, right?

So you know, if you meet someone, and she's say twenty years old, right? 20, let's say 22, 23. The person's whoever you meet them as at that point, right? You don't know their background. But when you know someone for, heh, since they were thirteen, the dynamic is different, because how you view them is different."




Drexel is saying that "the dynamic is different" because he didn't meet her as a "fully grown person".

Why the fuck would anyone even want to try to defend this?

And not to beat a dead horse, but @Pippa's Greasy KB has posted screenshots from his Discord server just recently that show he's talking about girls being "already burnt out by 18".
Why are all Nick's friends like this? At least ones that are not in the popculture yt side?
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This shit is just indefensible. Nick is trying to deflect by trying to turn it into an issue of race or misunderstanding context or "it's old". And with the mother/daughter thing Nick appears to realize the optics of it are so fucking terrible that based on Elissa's clip it seems like he didn't even recount the story and just said there were incorrect assumptions. (Like what? Name them.)

The reality is that Drexel is not just a bona fide misogynist: he is a disgusting human being. That is a conclusion that can be safely made by just listening to or reading his words and taking him at his word.

No assumptions are required other than that Drexel is telling the truth about what he's done and what he believes.

I've gone from being disappointed in Nick's decisions to despising what he allows near his family, forgoing his only job on this planet which should be to make sure no harm ever comes to them under his watch. Truly shameful.
It is legit rage inducing.
 
Pretty sure this is Nick referring people believing Vito is a real pedo. Because Eric tweeted screenshots of vito being a pedo and Eric is only now understanding why people are calling Vito a pedo.
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More evidence the original tweet blaming "both left and right" is vito guarding
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Yep. As predicted!

Good luck with that, Nick.

I was wondering this too so I peeked in. Chat admins have black and white 3 and rainbow 24 emotes so it's likely they're into NASCAR.
Well, that's another nail in Coomalot's coffin then. We have a NASCAR thread with 17 pages, and a Formula 1 thread with 442. Despite our autism, the Farms seems to prefer both left AND right hand turns.
 
Everytime Nick retweets coomalot and I check his profile, he's always whining about something.

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Pretty sure this is Nick referring people believing Vito is a real pedo. Because Eric tweeted screenshots of vito being a pedo and Eric is only now understanding why people are calling Vito a pedo.
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More evidence the original tweet blaming "both left and right" is vito guarding
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Stop being a pussy and call out Eric, my god the "too many people" and "I'm not here to call out" sounds exactly like all his conversations lately with Josh, quit being a little bitch and say the thing you want to fucking say!
 
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UMM ITS IN THE PAST THEREFORE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS UMM
who's being autstic now, you drunken faggot? normal people who understand normal social cues don't give a shit about meme legal terms, they will see your nigger shield talking about how he groomed a child then call him a groomer, because he literally said he groomed her and then fucked her. and that's degenerate. and you're degenerate for being okay with this degenerate.
just admit it and we can all move on from this shit. but you won't because that would be fucking horrible optics.
 
I was going to ask when Nick is going to cross over into the manosphere papa zone, and then anionfarflung posted him doing exactly that.

LOL.

Nick doesn't want his papa sphere videos to be clipped!

I hope Null tells Nick that he isn't his father, and not to talk to him like that.

I've been noticing a lot of this papafication shit, steam moderators are all leaning into it with "I'll turn this fucking car around I swear" level takes.
 
Yep. As predicted!

Good luck with that, Nick.
I can't believe he's full on defending Vito already.

It's not like Nick was "pulling up" before, but he has suddenly plunged out of nowhere.

Even if Nick hadn't gone degen coomer he is far from the only one in town and his lack of political knowledge is so apparent. He'll be 100% dependent on guests and if they have any brains they just stream themselves. Nick doesn't add anything to the table and even less as time goes on.
It also means that the financial incentives for other "LawTube" creators to turn Rekieta into the next Legal Bytes before any trial are going to be pretty massive.
 
I humbly submit my low-effort edit comparing Nick's retelling of his story to reality. I remember this stream so I remember exactly what he was referencing and I just wanted to show the extent of Nick's mischaracterization.


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He's literally demented and he knows nothing he's really mad about is even against the rules here.

It's obvious what he's really mad about is providing solid documentation for aspects of his behavior that he would prefer not be known. He's chimping out.
That's a really unfortunately shaped piece of jerky Nick had:
This is why you don't eat jerky on stream unless you are literally retarded. You are basically advertising exactly how hard you are seething by how angrily you are chewing on the jerky. Nick, dude, quit being this much of a faggot! We all know now that your escape from being a faggot arc is now done. But you have the option of not digging any more.
 
It's unbelievable this absolute clown is claiming that Josh or KF are unfair to Drexel because of race.
No, Nick's being outrageously charitable to him because Nick's an insecure egotist who's trying to turn hedonism into a lifestyle to remedy his midlife crisis, and is trying to find like minds to buddy up with who won't look down on him.

But you know what? Fine, if he disagrees, I challenge him to feel free to redact Drexel's race from the description and tell any average on-the-street person about the shit this guy claims he's done, and see how they react.

Josh/KF isn't the party divorced from reality here.
 
Still a fan of Nick, but I like sharing info:

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This is interesting, especially the timing. Didn't he start up the locals about a year ago, so a lot of people who got a one-year subscription will soon be up for renewal. He is probably trying to offer some content to keep these people in the locals, this will probably keep going until the renewal period is over and he will then immediately stop it. I think he has some anxiety over what will happen during the renewals
 
Dick Masterson has spent today getting more involved with the Rekieta situation on Twitter.

He promotes a clip of Rekieta's show, saying Nick delved "into Null's escalating psychosis", and then later posted a clip of Null's "INSANE rant about Drexel".

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Hard to imagine that this isn't being coordinated behind the scenes at this point.
 
Dick Masterson has spent today getting more involved with the Rekieta situation on Twitter.

He promotes a clip of Rekieta's show, saying Nick delved "into Null's escalating psychosis", and then later posted a clip of Null's "INSANE rant about Drexel".

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Hard to imagine that this isn't being coordinated behind the scenes at this point.
Gayest gay op ever. Trying to turn Drexel into the next George Floyd. I wish I was better at photoshop.
 
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