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Adam was the best man at his brother's wedding, so instead of giving a speech like a normal person he made a video which he also uploaded to youtube, not on a personal channel, but under the YMS branding
He says he elected to do it in video form because it would be incomplete without pictures, but he could've just given the speech live with an accompanying slideshow

We all know the real reason he did his speech as a video is so his work won't be wasted on something he can't upload for content
 
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Adam was the best man at his brother's wedding, so instead of giving a speech like a normal person he made a video which he also uploaded to youtube, not on personal channel, but under the YMS branding
Is this the brother who he claims traumatized him into becoming a furry degen by bullying, or something?
 
Adam was the best man at his brother's wedding, so instead of giving a speech like a normal person he made a video which he also uploaded to youtube, not on personal channel, but under the YMS branding
He says he elected to do it in video form because it would be incomplete without pictures, but he could've just given the speech live with an accompanying slideshow

We all know the real reason he did his speech as a video is so his work won't be wasted on something he can't upload for content
What a fucking faggot. It's his brothe s special day, but the title is "I made a video. ME, the important one. Not you peasant getting married. That's why it's on MY channel." Christ
 
What a fucking faggot. It's his brothe s special day, but the title is "I made a video. ME, the important one. Not you peasant getting married. That's why it's on MY channel." Christ
He's an insufferable bitch faggot for using that bullshit title. It's like he really wants to disassociate with his brother as far away as possible
 
TERF rant(not that anyone here is a feminist)
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Love how Adam will endlessly champion himself as a rationalist who venerates science and truth when shitting on Christian farcical beliefs, but will rebuke the fuck out of TERFs for refusing to accept that men can be women. The absolute irony of that is just beautiful and will never stop making me laugh.
 
I only ever watched his reviews and avoided any of his stream shit because 99% of streamers are retarded even when they can make decent videos, but goddamn that EFAP video was so full of retarded shit my interest in his reviews went straight down. Little by little I kept thinking about how much of a stereotype he seemed to be until it got comical and he mentioned Lisa being the most relatable Simpsons character. If you told someone to imagine a gay furry Canadian film nerd Reddit user they'd imagine him without knowing it
 
The funniest part in the EFAP video was when he shut down and resorted to talking about horses. All he could muster is "we need more horses in movies!" and then everyone else names off countless movies starring or about horses. Even in his final narcissistic lashing out, he got his film facts totally wrong. Beautiful.
 
TERF rant(not that anyone here is a feminist)
I wouldn't call myself a feminist because the term has next to no meaning, but I have 0 interest in the welfare of men in dresses and predatory autogynophiles, and I don't think that children should be sterilized because they like to dress up, so I guess that makes me a TERF by definition.
 
Crosspost from the Goodby Volcano High thread

Apparently Adam played both that and Snoot game and enjoyed Snoot game a lot more, but his tranny YMS Highlights editor was bugging out all over the chat about snoot.
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he said before he gives 5 to movies he didn't watch all of, which makes it even worse if that is the case
How can someone not watch at least half of Prince of Egypt? The movie is at least viewed by anyone, especially ones who aren't religious
He actually did a watch-along for it on his watch-along channel 5 months ago. I believe he watched the movie for the podcast he has with IHateEverything and Ralphthemoviemaker.

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I rewatched the movie today with that YMS commentary track and i had to mute him a few times. He basically went into the movie already hating it because it is a "Christian movie". People in his chat and youtube comments pointed out his bullshit as well. As you get further into the movie you are met with more religious themes, which means that Adam started spouting more and more negative shit. He also said he wasn't going to take the movie seriously (25:28). He kept saying that the story was dumb. The guy he was watching it with was fucking annoying. He never really commented on the animation except for mentioning that "you can tell it is CGI sometimes" unlike the Lion King stampede scene (26:41) and that Moses his love interest had well animated hair (40:38). Nothing else about the beautiful visuals, the framing, the facial expressions, the cinematography in general, the background, the setting, nothing. Just only bashing it because le edgy atheist kid. The entire time i was watching it i wished he was watching it with someone who appreciated the movie, because i feel like he would've felt differently about it. I then realized how fucking stupid that sounded. A film critic should put their personal biases aside methinks? I understand him not liking the story because if you look at it critically there are some issues with it, especially later into the movie. But again, they adapted a biblical story, and the story is just one part that makes a movie. Judging an entire movie based on its source material alone is just dishonest, especially when it comes to an animated movie.

He also said that only Christian people will like the movie and that it is Christian propaganda which i found odd too. I grew up religious but always questioned everything regarding it and as soon as i hit my teens distanced myself from religion entirely. When i was a kid i loved this movie and i wasn't even aware it was religious. Even now as an adult i just viewed the movie as a retelling from a book. It's so funny to me that people like Adam will sperg constantly about religion and are disrespectful about it but the minute you use the wrong pronouns for someone like Oliviamancer you are instantly Hitler incarnate.
 
He also said that only Christian people will like the movie and that it is Christian propaganda which i found odd too.
Did he at any point realize that a movie based on the book of Exodus starring Moses featuring zero references to Jesus and produced by a man named Katzenberg appeals strongly to at least one other demographic than Christians?
 
The Prince of Egypt is a fucking gorgeous film, no matter if you're religious or not. The music is stunning, the visuals are gorgeous. You don't have to believe in the stories to enjoy the journey.

Out of all the horrible religious media out there, he is nitpicking at this one? Like, you have pedos with puppet shows and guys dressed as giant books - Christain media is a low bar by default. I remember so many awfully animated straight to VHS renditions of the Bible stories being loaded into bargain bins. The Prince of Egypt was a breath of fresh air.
 
He also said that only Christian people will like the movie and that it is Christian propaganda which i found odd too
Adam is full of shit for believing this notion that the movie is a propaganda piece only enjoyed by Christians, as if shit from Pure Flix aren't worse propaganda pieces. The movie may be a religious piece, but it never came across as preachy or a downright propaganda, which is thanks to amazing writing and believable characters.

Let me be clear, you can be a diehard edgy atheist and still love this movie. And Adam is a pile of shit believing his own lies.
 
My god does Adam hate every movie with religion in it?! I'm not Christian myself, but the Prince of Egypt is possible one of the greatest animated films of all time and very accurate to the source material.

How fucking ignorant can Adam be about a movie? Like I know he has shit takes but this is possibly his worst one.
 
I rewatched the movie today with that YMS commentary track and i had to mute him a few times
I've done that for a few of them as well. The Killer Bean one and the Cat In The Hat one. The former was ok until they got to the Chinese bean, and that's when everyone except scoot were loosing their shit, because asian stereotypes are bad or something.

The latter was just unbearable to sit through. I get not liking a dumb movie thats dumb, but at least there are ways you can riff on it while still being funny. However, the problem was that both Adam and the dalmation furry were just not having any of it and you could tell they wanted to turn the movie off halfway. Scoot is the only one that really doesn't give a shit and is just going with the flow, but it doesn't matter when the other two are just completely killing the mood and whatever enjoyment is there.
 
Crosspost from the Goodby Volcano High thread

Apparently Adam played both that and Snoot game and enjoyed Snoot game a lot more, but his tranny YMS Highlights editor was bugging out all over the chat about snoot.
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His tranny janny made it out like /pol/tards developed it and it was embarrassing watching him call the devs and people in chat having a good time "incels." Adam was right though, Snoot Game was rather tame with its humor and one of the worst chud crimes in it was Anon forgetting to address Fang (Snoot) by her non binary they/them pronouns lol. If the devs wanted to go TTD mode they could've, but they chose not to. Honestly, one of the better 4chan-adjacent meme projects released in recent memory.

Did he at any point realize that a movie based on the book of Exodus starring Moses featuring zero references to Jesus and produced by a man named Katzenberg appeals strongly to at least one other demographic than Christians?
Multiple people brought up Jews and Judaism in the live chat a couple of times and of course he brushed them off. As a prototypical TJ Kirk dick-rider reddit atheist, this means he has tunnel vision and needs to point his ire almost exclusively toward White Christians.
 
His tranny janny made it out like /pol/tards developed it and it was embarrassing watching him call the devs and people in chat having a good time "incels."
This is why I can't stand chat mods. They have to be the most fucking anally ass-blasted people on the planet. If chat is enjoying themselves and it's not a bother to the streamer, then what is the fucking problem?
 
Even now as an adult i just viewed the movie as a retelling from a book
It is entirely possible to watch religious content as an atheist and still enjoy it, by viewing "God" and "Jesus" as fictional characters, and by accepting that within the world of the content, "God" and "Jesus" have power and influence and such. I consumed plenty of Christian media as a kid and it never made a dent in my skepticism.

Why is "Prince of Egypt" propaganda, but "Lion King" isn't dangerously conditioning children to believe that big talking lions will appear in the sky?
 
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