CWC Pics

[CatParty]

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I can't believe they let him get away with this one, between the reused cap and gown from high school, the "Honor Roll" sash plainly visible,

Wait, this is his college graduation?

Yep. He re-used and re-wore his HS stuff at his college graduation.

unwashed no doubt

 

[Holdek]

Ehhh... that could be, but Barb hasn't shown a knack for predicting Chris's behavior, nor being willing to attempt to control him.

??

It seems trying to keep him on a short leash is what she's been doing all his life, and even more so now.

Oh, true, but she's only controlling him in her own very narrow self-interests. Larger matters like "If I leave Chris at the game store for hours and he scares little kids, bad things will happen" or "If I give my horny manchild unmonitored internet access and sex toys, there is a slight chance he'll draw unwanted attention to himself and this house" are not even on her radar. Barb controls Chris to keep him close, but has never shown any desire to keep Chris from making an ass of himself beyond that. I don't think Barb's presence at this party had anything to do with her wanting to keep him out of trouble.

What I could believe, possibly, is that Chris was allowed to attend only if he was accompanied by a parent. Perhaps Chris got in trouble and was almost uninvited from his own graduation party. This is all speculation, though. There's nothing to suggest this and Chris's real batshittedness would not begin until he started at PVCC.

I really just think Barb was there because she's the primary female friend he has, and without her Chris would have been in a room with dozens of people who didn't like him that much.

Hmm. Fair enough.

I always figured Barb went with Chris to prom (is it really prom? I've never heard of prom starting before dark) because he bawwwed about not having a date for the last dance of his high school career. Going by my own high school experience, most people attended prom without a date, nobody considered having a date to be a big deal. Or maybe the school said he had to have a parent chaperone because of his autism.

As for reusing the robe for PVCC graduation, maybe he wanted to wear it again because high school graduation was (and still is) a big deal even in 2005? And his folks just didn't question if it was OK or not, especially Barb since her hoarding would've started by then.

Chrus, the sash ought to be worn on the outside, on top of his robe. In the pictures of his high school graduation you can see him wearing it properly. The sash might be proof he was on Honor Roll in high school. It could also be because he's a special ed student (even if they did allow him to attend some normal classes). At any rate, he shouldn't have worn the sash at all, even if he did wear it underneath the robe.

I agree. I could see reusing your old robe, as it's not that big a deal if it looks mostly the same, and is close enough to the right color (although it's dark blue vs. black), and you don't want to spend money on a new one. But the honor roll sash, and the cap tassle (which is a completely different color, and probably has his HS graduation year on it), specifically refers to high school.

Goddammit, Chris.

then there is this one where he is so oddly shaped.

He looks like he has Proteus Syndrome here.

His legs probably look like that because of all the junk he has in his pockets. All the pics around this time have his legs looking big due to amount of stuff he was hoarding in his pockets.

I love the annoyed kid in the background at the computer.

TBH, his right leg looks like it has a long duck inside it.

Although, we know that's not the case.

 

[drmccoy]

then there is this one where he is so oddly shaped.

He looks like he has Proteus Syndrome here.

it's the combination of the junk in the super baggy pants combined with the too tight child's shirt, that give him such a weird looking body in the pic. and just to think, he's dressing like an elementary school kid in college! not even in a style way, but just naiveté

Every time I see this picture I guess that he's telling somebody to NOT take his picture. Wierdos abound in Community College, and I doubt he stood out any more than any one else, save for the Love Quest sign.

 

[Shadow Fox]

For some reason I kept thinking he was striking some kind of "I'm throwing a Pokeball!" pose. Now I wonder what he's pointing at so emphatically.

 

[Holdek]

For some reason I kept thinking he was striking some kind of "I'm throwing a Pokeball!" pose. Now I wonder what he's pointing at so emphatically.

I imagine him saying, "Get out of here!"

 

[CatParty]

For some reason I kept thinking he was striking some kind of "I'm throwing a Pokeball!" pose. Now I wonder what he's pointing at so emphatically.

he's saying "sonichu, get those privacy-invading, gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief"!!"

 

[PolterBob]

Every time I see this picture I guess that he's telling somebody to NOT take his picture.

So of course, Chris later shares it with the rest of the world because he's The Dumbest Thing Alive.

 

[The Joker]

What I find sad is how you can see how fast raising Chris wore Barb down
she went from this with her bright new baby:

To this when he was a teen:

Only for him to become this:

 

[CatParty]

What I find sad is how you can see how fast raising Chris wore Barb down
she went from this with her bright new baby:

To this when he was a teen:

Only for him to become this:

Then this:

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And ultimately this:

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[Saney]

What I find sad is how you can see how fast raising Chris wore Barb down
she went from this with her bright new baby:

To this when he was a teen:

Only for him to become this:

Sympathy for Barb? Now that's a new one.

 

[The Joker]

What I find sad is how you can see how fast raising Chris wore Barb down
she went from this with her bright new baby:

To this when he was a teen:

Only for him to become this:

Then this:

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And ultimately this:

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end result.
And I have seen things in Arkham

What I find sad is how you can see how fast raising Chris wore Barb down
she went from this with her bright new baby:

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To this when he was a teen:

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Only for him to become this:

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Sympathy for Barb? Now that's a new one.

Naw man, more like sheer shock and amazment.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Chris's sexy attraction pics are probably the most creepy thing in the universe.

 

[pickleniggo]

What I find sad is how you can see how fast raising Chris wore Barb down
she went from this with her bright new baby:

This is possibly one of the most shocking pictures on the cwcki, only because it's the only proof we have that Barb once gave a shit about being a presentable human. It's like the most normal picture on the whole site.

 

[The Joker]

What I find sad is how you can see how fast raising Chris wore Barb down
she went from this with her bright new baby:

This is possibly one of the most shocking pictures on the cwcki, only because it's the only proof we have that Barb once gave a shit about being a presentable human. It's like the most normal picture on the whole site.

She looks like any other new mom here. Cole was bitching in his room I guess.

 

[Midnight Kissy Bull]

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I can't believe they let him get away with this one, between the reused cap and gown from high school, the "Honor Roll" sash plainly visible, the Sonichu medallion on top of the sash, and the clown shirt underneath instead of something formal.

What kills me is that he's tilting his head and making the peace or victory sign with his right hand, just like an anime character.

 

[MysticMisty]

Cole was bitching in his room I guess.

Cole was in his room plotting to go to California to get away from that fuck Bob.

Not sure if that's a peace sign since he's not holding it up. He probably is emulating some sort of anime or game pose, though. And if not one exactly then one inspired by his favorite anime or games.

 

[The Joker]

Cole was bitching in his room I guess.

Cole was in his room plotting to go to California to get away from that fuck Bob.

Not sure if that's a peace sign since he's not holding it up. He probably is emulating some sort of anime or game pose, though. And if not one exactly then one inspired by his favorite anime or games.

Cole in a nutshell:

Chris looks like he is doing a Sailor Moon pose in the graduation pic.

 

[snowkitten91]

Meanwhile, Barb ended like this:

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Meanwhile, Barb ended like this:

dammit barb get your hands off of the goddamn trashcan.

 

[MysticMisty]

Meanwhile, Barb ended like this:

Barb is probably just pleased (as much as she can be) she lost weight without realizing it's a direct result of her colitis without changing her diet.