CWC Pics

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JUST LOOK HOW CREEPY COLESLAW IS

"Soon my brother, the whole world will know our name and they will all tremble in fear!"

 

[Tubular Monkey]

hey, he shovels vegetables down his throat

And even when he isn't shoving them down his throat, he's thinking of turgid pickles.

 

[pickleniggo]

JUST LOOK HOW CREEPY COLESLAW IS

I like the picture hung up in back of them. At first it kind of looked like a painting of a dinosaur, but on closer inspection it may be a lighthouse. So disappointed.

 

[harvey dirdban]

I cant believe nobody already posted that pic with young teen Chris with a crappy moustache, fanny pack, and with some korean people...(damn, I cant find it myself...) it was weird as fuck xD

I think you mean this one.

Those doofy 90s windbreakers are supposed to be baggy, Chris. It's not supposed to fit like a second skin.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

JUST LOOK HOW CREEPY COLESLAW IS

That thing Chris is wearing looks really itchy. Is that velvet? His face is red, also. That thing looks uncomfortable as hell.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

JUST LOOK HOW CREEPY COLESLAW IS

That thing Chris is wearing looks really itchy. Is that velvet? His face is red, also. That thing looks uncomfortable as hell.

Yeah, its velour. Men weren't really wearing velour back in the late 90s ... this HAS to be one of Barb's thrift store finds. That shirt HAS to be from the early 80s.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Chris in that picture of him and the Koreans is like pure, undiluted essence of dumbass. The terrible fashion, the unwashed appearance, the awkward posture, the fanny pack... I mean, he looks awful in pretty much every picture he appears in, but that one just amplifies everything dorky about him a hundredfold. That, and the photo of him crushing a pony while one of the Hanson brothers looks on in mounting horror.

Makes me wonder if there are any photos in which Chris actually looks halfway decent.

 

[Marvin]

Chris in that picture of him and the Koreans is like pure, undiluted essence of dumbass. The terrible fashion, the unwashed appearance, the awkward posture, the fanny pack... I mean, he looks awful in pretty much every picture he appears in, but that one just amplifies everything dorky about him a hundredfold.

Don't forget the mustache~~

Makes me wonder if there are any photos in which Chris actually looks halfway decent.

Eh, there are some pictures where he looks pretty normal. If you didn't know anything about Chris, he'd just look like some normal kid.

Like this, for example: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:0230-Chri ... nClass.jpg

 

[CatParty]

Chris in that picture of him and the Koreans is like pure, undiluted essence of dumbass. The terrible fashion, the unwashed appearance, the awkward posture, the fanny pack... I mean, he looks awful in pretty much every picture he appears in, but that one just amplifies everything dorky about him a hundredfold.

Don't forget the mustache~~

Makes me wonder if there are any photos in which Chris actually looks halfway decent.

Eh, there are some pictures where he looks pretty normal. If you didn't know anything about Chris, he'd just look like some normal kid.

Like this, for example: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:0230-Chri ... nClass.jpg

well, fanny pack, though

then there is this one where he is so oddly shaped.

 

[BillRiley]

Chris in that picture of him and the Koreans is like pure, undiluted essence of dumbass. The terrible fashion, the unwashed appearance, the awkward posture, the fanny pack... I mean, he looks awful in pretty much every picture he appears in, but that one just amplifies everything dorky about him a hundredfold.

Don't forget the mustache~~

Makes me wonder if there are any photos in which Chris actually looks halfway decent.

Eh, there are some pictures where he looks pretty normal. If you didn't know anything about Chris, he'd just look like some normal kid.

Like this, for example: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:0230-Chri ... nClass.jpg

well, fanny pack, though

then there is this one where he is so oddly shaped.

I'm beginning to suspect a connection here...

 

[PolterBob]

I think he still doesn't stand a chance. It's hard for neurotypical adults to change lifelong habits and must be exponentially moreso for autistics. He has no idea how to care for himself and nobody who's willing to teach him, and even if he did know how to cook and clean and bathe himself there's no way for him to do any of those in Barb's house full of shit. He has no job skills or work experience that would give him even the remotest of chances in a depressed economy.

He's completely fucked, and I really don't relish the idea of whatever fate will befall him when Barb dies and he's left to fend for himself.

I think we can call these Chris's twilight years - wandering around town, spending his days in McDonald's, raging as the light slowly dies. To say that he's living on borrowed time might be too generous. He's falling apart, and his mom is only getting older. When he's alone, all of those spurned chances to take the high road, to mature and to rise above childishness are going to come back to haunt him. 31-year-olds don't get adopted. There's not a new mommy or daddy coming. There isn't a sweetheart coming. There's just emptiness. If he thinks his life is amounting to nothing now, wait until it's just him. He's a selfish and self-centered degenerate, but it's impossible for me not to pity the life that spoiled childish indulgence has given him. We all saw it coming years ago. Chris was probably only vaguely aware of it until recently. Now there's nothing he can do.

wow..this is sad. Very true, but sad.

NEVER underestimate Chris' ability to to shut out Reality with Delusion. Remember that notorious week in Garfield history where Garfield woke up to see his world as it really was: alone in an abandoned decrepit house? That's pretty much Chris right there.

He'll most likely hole up in 14BLC, lording over the dogs trapped inside like he would have done to denizens of CWCville.

And yes, Chris will lose that house. Either from lack of paying taxes & fees to it literally comes crumbling down around his greasy ears and it gets condemned. The last bit of maintenance it's ever had was by Bob's hands when he was still able to move around, and that was what? 2007?

I don't think it's A-Logging to anticipate Chris' Endgame when Barb passes on. I see it as the final result of a lifetime of bad DNA and very bad parenting. A warning for future generations to look upon and take heed.

 

[CatParty]

Omg Chris is Garfield.

 

[pickleniggo]

then there is this one where he is so oddly shaped.

I'm beginning to suspect a connection here...

Oh man.
Chris does have a weird lumpiness in a lot of his teen-pics.

 

[acrylicpaint]

OH YEAH WELL

JUST LOOK HOW CREEPY COLESLAW IS

Why do I get the feeling that Cole is making fun of Chris in this picture?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I strongly suspect that that lighthouse painting on the wall is by Thomas Kinkade, a kitschy commercial trash artist. Borb would be typical people to buy Kinkade paintings, they probably thought it was "high art" and gave their home a classy atmosphere.

 

[BillRiley]

I strongly suspect that that lighthouse painting on the wall is by Thomas Kinkade, a kitschy commercial trash artist. Borb would be typical people to buy Kinkade paintings, they probably thought it was "high art" and gave their home a classy atmosphere.

That painting DEFINED 20th CENTURY AMERICAN ART!

 

[pickleniggo]

I strongly suspect that that lighthouse painting on the wall is by Thomas Kinkade, a kitschy commercial trash artist. Borb would be typical people to buy Kinkade paintings, they probably thought it was "high art" and gave their home a classy atmosphere.

That painting DEFINED 20th CENTURY AMERICAN ART!

Ugh my mother loves that shit. And I used to work in a mall that had a Thomas Kinkade store. It was literally across from a store I managed. I never saw anyone go in there. That is definitely not a Kinkade though, it's more likely a thrift store special.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I strongly suspect that that lighthouse painting on the wall is by Thomas Kinkade, a kitschy commercial trash artist. Borb would be typical people to buy Kinkade paintings, they probably thought it was "high art" and gave their home a classy atmosphere.

That painting DEFINED 20th CENTURY AMERICAN ART!

The painter of blight

 

[PolterBob]

I strongly suspect that that lighthouse painting on the wall is by Thomas Kinkade, a kitschy commercial trash artist. Borb would be typical people to buy Kinkade paintings, they probably thought it was "high art" and gave their home a classy atmosphere.

That painting DEFINED 20th CENTURY AMERICAN ART!

The painter of blight

More like the painter who was an alcoholic, scammer, lousy husband & father, and faux christian.

 

[CatParty]

More like the painter who was an alcoholic, scammer, lousy husband & father, and faux christian.

Sounds like a perfect idol for Chris chan