Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Her tweets that started it are above. She is trying to defend Vito by saying that everything he tweeted was comedy, just bad comedy. Which is why she said she rated that tweet from Vito an F-. Nick came into her mentions and asked "what did the kid rate it?"

Got it.

Well, hopefully YF doesn't fall into that trap. I guess stay tuned.

I'd feel more confident if he put joke in parenthesis ("joke"). As it stands right now, I can't really tell if he's adopting the same position as Chrissie.

Remember his also the fat faggot who got popular originally for buying Bella Dolphins bath water. I think he drank it or smoked it I can’t remember.

He vaped it.

But not really. He put tap water in a jar and made his own "Gamer Girl Bath Water" label to troll people. Watch till the end.

See, that's a joke. It's obvious. In fact (and I'm almost ashamed to admit this), I actually thought that bit was somewhat funny when Dick played it on his show years ago. The "we" tweet... is horrifying.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Finding post-pubescent minors physically attractive is something normal.

That's the same jewish trick trannies use to make people gay.
>See this perfect angle/lighting/filter picture of a "girl"
>Jokes on you dumbass that's a actually a dude and now you're gay
>See this picture of a totally of age girl
>Jokes on you dumbass she's actually underage and now you're a pedo
If you actually interact with them IRL it won't take long for your brain to figure out the truth. Even if they might be attractive they are kids, they act like kids, they talk like kids and because of that your brain will stop finding them attractive unless you belong on a wall as a certain someone would put it.

 

[Not Who You Think]

The joke horse Chrissie Mayr and her husband have joined the Vito defense force.
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Also holy shit Nick, you can't claim everyone but you is mad and then spend your entire family weekend melting down on twitter. Go spend some time with your kids you "Chad Dad" lmao.

The rationale for what is and isn't a joke according to a comedian is akin to asking an artist what real art is; they will justify whatever gets them money and attention/controversy leading to more money. Self-serving generalizations are not surprising (she is close with Nick after all).

Chrissy may be trying to make it seem like she's making a case for free speech and comedy. Her husband seems to indicate that her message was pertaining to Vito. Much like Nick, that tone will likely change when the joke's on her and she has a ban hammer.

I dunno. I've never particularly liked Drex but, TBF, I don't think Drexel is actually a danger to his kids in the way Vito would be. Yeah, that story with the 13 year old is sussy baka, but even the version he told he didn't do anything till she was like 20 or something. Maybe I'm being naïve, but it seems a bit much to postulate that Drex is sitting there waiting to consensually fuck the youngest one when he's in his 50s or 60s.

If I'm being naïve, or too pollyannish, know my naïveté only goes so far though...

Vito, I think, is a legitimate danger to his kids. And I don't mean when they turn 18. I mean like right fucking now. He's losing his shit about people telling him to keep Vito away from his kids, but that's sage advice.

In general, it is good practice to keep active degenerates of Drexel's calibre out of one's household if you have a family even if he isn't a pedophile. His history of unapologetically compromising marriages is more than enough for someone who wants a healthy and stable home-life, even absent kids. Instead Nick hooks Drexel up with a room and snacks while letting him run errands with his eldest daughter.

 

[UCT]

He vaped it.

Fam, I’mma be straight wit cha, I’ve never been able to sit through a single video or anything with Vito in it. I actively stopped listening to the Dick Show/Who are These Podcasts anytime that fat bitch was on. You must have the strength of a saint to sit through a whole video of his. Though I did like to post in his comments on YouTube that he was a pedo whenever he posted a new video lol.

 

[sum ting wong]

At least Drex is.
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Drexel is seriously thinking of suing . Major alpha vibes from the guy who's hurt so much by words. I know a couple of great lawyers you can hire, they'll win your case for sure!

 

[AnOminous]

Fam, I’mma be straight wit cha, I’ve never been able to sit through a single video or anything with Vito in it. I actively stopped listening to the Dick Show/Who are These Podcasts anytime that fat bitch was on. You must have the strength of a saint to sit through a whole video of his. Though I did like to post in his comments on YouTube that he was a pedo whenever he posted a new video lol.

I've never watched any stream with this foul, absolutely disgusting PEDOPHILE. Anyone who can tolerate this piece of shit is probably also a pedophile. Anyone who supports this child molester is obviously a child molester himself. That would include Dick Molesterson and Nick.

Nick openly supports child molestation when he supports Vito.

He is fucking disgusting and has NO BALLS!

I bet he even lets Drexel babysit his kids.

 

[Captain Manning]

In general, it is good practice to keep active degenerates of Drexel's calibre out of one's household if you have a family even if he isn't a pedophile. His history of unapologetically compromising marriages is more than enough for someone who wants a healthy and stable home-life, even absent kids. Instead Nick hooks Drexel up with a room and snacks while letting him run errands with his eldest daughter.

You're probably right. I TRY to not always see the worst in people. With Drex, I can maybe make a little effort on that front (emphasis on little), but with Vito there's no way in hell.

Fam, I’mma be straight wit cha, I’ve never been able to sit through a single video or anything with Vito in it. I actively stopped listening to the Dick Show/Who are These Podcasts anytime that fat bitch was on. You must have the strength of a saint to sit through a whole video of his.

No, what it is is that I watched this before the "we" tweet. I'm pretty sure it was made before that. Or, at least, it was before I knew about it. Rest assured, I would be in your shoes today otherwise. So I don't blame you. I can't watch anything from Vito these days. Vito is garbage.

 

[RotPockets]

That's the same jewish trick trannies use to make people gay.

Look at, look at it!
Those greedy foreskin gobblers are eating entire dicks off now.

 

[UCT]

You're probably right. I TRY to not always see the worst in people. With Drex, I can maybe make a little effort on that front (emphasis on little), but with Vito there's no way in hell.


No, what it is is that I watched this before the "we" tweet. I'm pretty sure it was made before that. Or, at least, it was before I knew about it. Rest assured, I would be in your shoes today if that hadn't happened. So I don't blame you. I can't watch anything from Vito these days. Vito is garbage.

No worries man I know what you were saying. I believe all that was when he and Dick started their relationship. I’m just saying even before the tweets I just didn’t like him. His got a punchable voice/face/existence.

 

[Schpoots]

I think Nicks recent pro-pedo-humor or whatever is to help his lawsuit. It's so the judge/jury see him making fun of pedo-stuff and thus the 'harm' of calling Monty a pedo is lightened because its muh comedy. It's so his lawyer can go "Look, ya hona. My client jokes about cheese pizza all the time." If he took it more seriously (like Null) then calling someone a pedo would be far more damaging in court since he means it. It just so happens that nick is related to several people (Vito, Drexel) that have sus reputations. He is defending their retarded opinions so he can play the freeze peach card and build a history of doing edgy pedoshit-humour to try and lessen the damage of his accusations.

I've watched him for a long time and he's always been about putting pedos on the wall. I think hes even talked about disliking Vito in the past for this very content. But now that he's in a lawsuit for calling someone a pedo? The timing is too convenient. I think the nose is trying to alter his behavior to look more like a shock-jock in court to get away with his defamation since his words wouldn't able to be taken as seriously.

It reminds me of when he used to constantly call himself a journalist as if it were a get out of jail free card when being a douche.

That's my two cents. I don't know much about law stuff but I hope I got the gist of my theory across.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Nick: spends time with questionable people

Nick: can’t keep to a streaming schedule to save his life

Nick: horny posting

Nick: tells his old fans to fuck off

Nick: bathes himself in hypocrisy

Nick: “Why is Kiwi Farms doing this to me?”

 

[Sewer Rat]

I think Nicks recent pro-pedo-humor or whatever is to help his lawsuit. It's so the judge/jury see him making fun of pedo-stuff and thus the 'harm' of calling Monty a pedo is lightened because its muh comedy. It's so his lawyer can go "Look, ya hona. My client jokes about cheese pizza all the time." If he took it more seriously (like Null) then calling someone a pedo would be far more damaging in court since he means it. It just so happens that nick is related to several people (Vito, Drexel) that have sus reputations. He is defending their retarded opinions so he can play the freeze peach card and build a history of doing edgy pedoshit-humour to try and lessen the damage of his accusations.

I've watched him for a long time and he's always been about putting pedos on the wall. I think hes even talked about disliking Vito in the past for this very content. But now that he's in a lawsuit for calling someone a pedo? The timing is too convenient. I think the nose is trying to alter his behavior to look more like a shock-jock in court to get away with his defamation since his words wouldn't able to be taken as seriously.

It reminds me of when he used to constantly call himself a journalist as if it were a get out of jail free card when being a douche.

That's my two cents. I don't know much about law stuff but I hope I got the gist of my theory across.

that would be a pretty stupid defense, wouldn't Monty's lawyer just show receipts about the thing you just said?
"look, in the past Rekieta had this stance, but now only because of the lawsuit he is trying to change to appear more like he was joking" or something like that?

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Finding post-pubescent minors physically attractive is something normal.

At the age of 18-19 (as in, not much more than a pubescent child), perhaps. And even then it's an iffy topic. At the age of, I don't know, Vito, that's very much not normal.

I also think that splitting hairs with regards to exactly what kind of an underage minor sickos like Vito want to fuck isn't helpful to anyone but the poor psychologists who have to study this shit without somehow becoming damaged in some way themselves. For the vast majority, "pedo = sexually attracted to underage children" is an entirely sufficient definition. And Vito tweeted about raping an 8-year-old, so the point is moot anyway. Fuck that guy. If he offends, I hope the book gets thrown at him. Along with all the rest of the books in that particular library. Maybe the blunt force trauma will make the trial unnecessary.

You missed the worst tweet. Nick is defending Vito by making Vito style jokes while he's supposed to be engaging with an annual family event. This is going great.

Also I have a feeling Nick won't be on Flashcast ever again based on the below screenshot.

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So he's digging deeper, huh. I could understand Nick making kid rape jokes if he was, say, a stand-up comedian with a penchant for intentionally inciting outrage in his audience, but he's not. And as if him being a father of 5 was not enough, he's doing these jokes while defending a self-admitted pedophile on the social media/microblogging website formerly known as Twitter. Probably ignoring his actual kids in order to do so. What a piece of shit.

I look forward to him doubling down further, but the topic and the individuals involved are making the metaphorical milk taste a bit rancid.

 

[RotPockets]

You're probably right. I TRY to not always see the worst in people. With Drex, I can maybe make a little effort on that front, but with Vito there's no way in hell.

The only difference between Drexel and Vito is patience and impulse control, just barely.

You see this? That means not welcome.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Also chrissy mayrs husband is a cuck that didnt say nothing when Ralph trashed her on her podcast.

I do agree that Mayr's now husband Frank is a beta.

But TBF, he did try to whiteknight for his woman. He just really sucked at it.

I actually made a post timestamping his attempts a few weeks ago.

He took a picture of his entire phone? How and why?

Does Drex have a second phone so that he can take whole screenshots of his primary phone?

Chrissy may be trying to make it seem like she's making a case for free speech and comedy. Her husband seems to indicate that her message was pertaining to Vito. Much like Nick, that tone will likely change when the joke's on her and she has a ban hammer.

Chrissie and Frank already showed they were copyright cucks.

They struck down some Nick orbiter clippers like Divinity Said shortly after crying about Eliza Bleu and Elon's Twitter goons doing the exact same thing to Mayr and Brittany Venti.

The smaller channels were so irrelevant though that I can't remember the specifics. I feel like Faran may also have been involved, but I could also be confusing DMCA slapfights.

Edit: Boomered my own past KF post link

 

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I suspect Mayr might simply be championing the cause of free speech comedy absolutist principles, considering her close association with essentially blacklisted comedians Anthony Cumia and Gavin McInnes.

You could be right. But I believe she see's this as an opportunity to get in on some "cancel culture" grift. "All these people are after me for defending comedy!" It's pretty apparent that being "canceled", if handled right, can actually be very profitable in the long run. Controversy brings eyes and followers to your stuff. I've heard some influencers and comedians admit as much.

Chrissie however may be too stupid to realize that pedophile shit is still something the majority of people won't budge on. Vito being one of the most hated people on the internet doesn't help either.

Not to mention becoming a regualr on FNT has been her biggest source of growth. Vito not too long ago fucked with their channel for having Alex Jones on. Eric July (the guy Vito and Dick are currently pestering) is also one of their close friends. Having a falling out with FNT would be catastrophic for her. Although she may have siphoned enough fans to be fine afterwards, i doubt it.

All in all this whole situation has the potential to cause some big changes in the whole fandom menace/comics gate sphere. However it plays out it's sure to be entertaining.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Drexel actively hates black women

Like every kiwi? Cry me a river.

but he also has a pretty strong zero tolerance policy when it comes to entertaining pedophiles and pedo-apologists.

I can respect a consistent grifter.

Drexel is seriously thinking of suing . Major alpha vibes from the guy who's hurt so much by words. I know a couple of great lawyers you can hire, they'll win your case for sure!

Is the law firm Beard Bullock and Christie? They done a bang up job with Vic. They'll have to take it to the Supreme Court!

 

[Wodanaz]

- Nick specifically addresses CaptainHaveFun who has been on Twitter and "in chat" (not clear which one). Nick acknowledges sarcastically that he responded in a "cheeky and callous way... and was a dick to you." He then says he knows who he is. "I probably went a little too far." Then... invites him to contact him privately.

>whitey
>sorry man I probably went too far. there might have been some miscommunication and we could clear it up in private

>darkie
>ooga booga wakanda bix nood muh dicks is bigga mo fugga

Even if Slicky Nicky is just planning to do more passive aggressive girl talk, it's rather interesting to observe the difference in how these men of two dispositions address the same situation.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Also I have a feeling Nick won't be on Flashcast ever again based on the below screenshot.

YellowFlash is a loudmouth pussy, he won't do shit.
His rules only apply to small channels. Remember the ban he had on Vikkiverse and supposedly anyone that chose to associate with her?

 

[Sewer Rat]

still can't believe Nick got ODD into pedophilia