Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Telemeter]

Juju doesn't care about Nick or really anyone at all,

Juju would tell to Nick that he's killing it, he should keep going, show the KF who is boss.

Dick has a long history of giving out destructive advice to people foolish enough to ask him for it.

 

[Potatoherder]

I don't even think Jack Murphy would go so low as to gunt guard for pedos.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I don't even think Jack Murphy would go so low as to gunt guard for pedos.

Nick's contant talk about the wall & cuckoldry makes more sense.

 

[Vash the Stampede]

 

[AnOminous]

Why is he so loyal to Dick?

Because he loves Dick. There is nothing this cocksucking faggot loves more than Dick.

 

[Kyle Odom]

Because he loves Dick. There is nothing this cocksucking faggot loves more than Dick.

Dick must have weird fucking blackmail on all of these guys. His show is so fucking unfunny and he has zero clout to offer anymore.
Edit: lets all wildly speculate on what this blackmail is. I suspect all of these freaks ran a train on Mint Salad and there might even be something like video proof of anyone on Dick and Vito's side including Nick and Drexl violently fucking a shit stained mentally ill woman. This bohemian grove style blackmail is common in L.A. circles apparently

 

[Pizdec]

It's about Vito saying he doesn't want to watch anyone's "stupid fucking kids". So Nick responds with "smart, celibate kids".
I'm looking forward to their future as a comedic duo.

Fucking woosh much?

New Eric July video dropped. This is possibly the most polite shitting on Rekieta so far.

He's being way too nice, but likely in part that he would prefer one front of war and not two.

All of this is reminding me of the scene with Better Call Saul, where Saul explains how he used to be "Slippin Jimmy", but he's changed, and now he's a big shot lawyer man sticking it to the state. I think people on the Farms, and hell, maybe some people in Nick past are finally coming to the quote Walter told Saul: "You've always been like this."

Though, my comparison to Sauls ends there, and I feel he's an almost 1:1 recreation of Clay Puppington. Attempting to portray a happy Christian family, (fitting, seeing as he's off to Bibble camp but is still taking time to rant on Xitter) yet he's happy to shove the liquor bottle he just finished up his ass and wear a ball crusher calling itself a dildo .

 

[HostilePustule]

Whatever's been going on with Nick behind the scenes, the alcohol is definitely a major contributor. I keep thinking back to his highly defensive account of his conversation with Null. Just the emphasis and tone on his "the FUCK are you talking about" came across as being extremely aggravated, and the blatant dishonesty on display coupled with the hyperactive cadence of his speech, which I really don't remember as being a characteristic of him when I stopped watching him over a year ago, were pretty alarming. The man's fallen apart and badly in need of an intervention, it's long past time for someone to take the bottle away from him and you have to wonder why his wife of all people hasn't done it yet.

 

[AnOminous]

Though, my comparison to Sauls ends there, and I feel he's an almost 1:1 recreation of Clay Puppington. Attempting to portray a happy Christian family, (fitting, seeing as he's off to Bibble camp but is still taking time to rant on Xitter) yet he's happy to shove the liquor bottle he just finished up his ass and wear a ball crusher calling itself a dildo .

The Balldo is pretty much the defining feature of Nick at this point. He is a sad, pathetic man with a Balldo. That is all he is.

Balldo Man.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

The man's fallen apart and badly in need of an intervention, it's long past time for someone to take the bottle away from him and you have to wonder why his wife of all people hasn't done it yet.

He's getting paid. She won't do shit until the money dries up.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

you have to wonder why his wife of all people hasn't done it yet.

She's mentally broken due to like 3 miscarriages and 5 child births. I wouldn't be surprised if they are at the "its cheaper to keep her/ wait till our children move out" terms of a dead bedroom. Nick needs a intervention.

 

[Schpoots]

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

She's mentally broken due to like 3 miscarriages and 5 child births. I wouldn't be surprised if they are at the "its cheaper to keep her/ wait till our children move out" terms of a dead bedroom. Nick needs an intervention.

If his parents haven’t written him off completely she’s betting all her fish heads on a multimillion dollar divorce after they die

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

If his parents haven’t written him off completely she’s betting all her fish heads on a multimillion dollar divorce after they die

How rich are they?

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

How rich are they?

Very rich in the realm of 10s of millions of dollars. This is old lore but his grandpa made a killing in the oil industry. That’s how he miraculously owns over a million dollars worth of property and various other fishy things. The running theory is his parents have supported him his entire adult life since the grandparents passed.

 

[Troonos]

At least Drex is.
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Drex is a low-IQ nigger faggot who makes up fake porn scenario stories to spice up his life story but deep down he's miserable that he has no stability and no healthy people in his life. He copes as hard as Nick. I don't believe any woman wants anything to do with him because he has the most annoying personality on earth with his constant phony story topping and "hey, Nick, listen" literally every five seconds. What an insufferable loser.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Very rich in the realm of 10s of millions of dollars. This is old lore but his grandpa made a killing in the oil industry. That’s how he miraculously owns over a million dollars worth of property and various other fishy things. The running theory is his parents have supported him his entire adult life since the grandparents passed.

So he & renfamous are oil nepobabies? I known about him being a trustfund baby but wasn't sure which profession.

 

[Strix454]

How rich are they?

The grandparents in Texas had the money. And they had enough to make a $18 million charitable donation in 2010 in one shot to a hospital in Texas. There is also a foundation that gives out a million a year still to this day. I think there were four children of the grandparents. Nick's mom being one of them. The estate would probably be some multiple of that hospital donation. The parents share might be a quarter of that. It would be at least several million dollars.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Have to wonder what both sets of grandparents would think if they found out the father of their grandbabies is currently pedoguarding.

The Balldo is pretty much the defining feature of Nick at this point. He is a sad, pathetic man with a Balldo. That is all he is.

Balldo Man.

Jack Murphy may have 69 for 69, but Rackets will always and forever have the balldo.

 

[Das Kätzchen]

Here I was, catching up on hundreds of pages, laughing at the retardation spiral this faggot got himself into. Didn't care much for the comics stuff, but hey, it could be funny, you know? It's always funny to see a retard flail and ruin themselves, so I wonder, oh I do, what's in store for me on the next couple pages? More drama (that he totally hates didn't you know), more shit-flinging at Josh, more of his paypiggies sperging?
Hey, that gorilla nigger is bixnooding all over, could be fun! Potential lolsuit? If only there was a LAWYER to talk about it amirite guise ahahahha

wait

He's defending pedophiles now.
Nick, do us all a solid and kill yourself. I promise to not make fun of you if you do it in a faggot way, like overdosing of pills or whatever. Just end it and make life easier for you family and friends.