Starfield - Bethesda's new space IP: will probably be full of fun and easily trackable bugs

How do you think Starfield will turn out?

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My God, that absolutely retarded ending someone asked about earlier appears to be true, based on what I've just gotten to. This entire story reeks of 'religion le bad' pretentious reddit writing. I wonder what normies will think of this, because I find it insufferable and I can feel the smugness of the writer.

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So they are trying to make every player playing the game across every save canon. This feels like the Lorkhan Prisoner stuff from Kirkbride writing, but without the depth and intrigue, it just comes across as very pretentious and smug personally. They should have gotten Kirkbride geez.
 
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Wow what a original and interesting plot! It's not like this shit has been done much better in so many other media properties or even in a Bethesda game before!

Fucking discarded first drafts of Skyrim plot are better than this.
 
Epoch said:
My God, that absolutely retarded ending someone asked about earlier appears to be true, based on what I've just gotten to. This entire story reeks of 'religion le bad' pretentious reddit writing. I wonder what normies will think of this, because I find it insufferable and I can feel the smugness of the writer.

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So they are trying to make every player playing the game across every save canon. This feels like the Lorkhan Prisoner stuff from Kirkbride writing, but without the depth and intrigue, it just comes across as very pretentious and smug personally. They should have gotten Kirkbride geez.
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So the main character is a cross between the Dragonborn and Neravine?
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
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The spaceborn are people who 'beat' the game and go to the center of the universe using all the relics, they then travel to another universe and replay all the events over. The one character talks about you in the other universes and thats what that snip is, making your character the equivalent of the Prisoner in Elder Scrolls lore. Their goal is to collect all the relics to find 'Unity' or whatever, basically being framed as God or religion, but in muh science hecking sort of way. It's all very messy and poorly put together and its clear they came up with a new game plus feature first and fit this story around it later. Elder Scrolls does this sort of thing much better. So its quite literally No Man's Sky lol.

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They are also now framing NASA in a religious light as in the gateway to heaven sort of thing. I don't know how much more reddit atheism I can take. All the companions get upset at you when you talk about things in any way other than muh science.
 
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Terror Sandwich said:
I'll probably wait a couple years and see how the modding community develops, to decide if I play it eventually.
Though, it has been 8 years since Fallout 4 and it is still not even close to how Skyrim's modding scene was when Fallout 4 was released, let alone now.
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Don't hold your breath. Part of the decline in modding between Skyrim and Fallout4 was the introduction of paid mods, people who previously would share modding materials freely now had to worry about others monetizing their work, there were even problems with people stealing mods and reuploading them for consoles (I can't remember if they directly monetizing them or solicited donations but it was a big shitshow). Quite a few good modders called it quits, and those that remained have rapidly developed a habit of wearing striped programmer socks, so on top of everything we now have troon drama and coomer work ethic.

The days of modders fixing the broken slop that Beth shits out is over, what you have now is the final product.
 
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Epoch said:
They discovered a new element on Mars that lead to the development of FTL travel from the remains of aliens, where have I heard that exact backstory before, oh wait, Mass Effect.
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You are joking they nabbed the Mass Effect FTL plot?

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General Emílio Médici said:
You are joking they nabbed the Mass Effect FTL plot?

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Even worse, because of prior spoilered discussion, it plays out more like a self insert fanfiction where the main character knows whats going to happen and directs events.

Breadbassket said:
To anyone who has played Starfield so far, does the game deserve its $70 on release price tag?
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I pirated it, but you can probably get 'endless' playtime out of it if you love brainless activities, but its not worth 70 dollars to me.
 
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Lemmings said:
Never trust G-Shill, he is literally paid by Bethesda. He gave a positive review for Fallout 76 on release

Kill yourself Xbox fanboy. Sucking Microsoft dick won't make your parents love you.
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I don't have an issue trusting Gmanlives. He does good reviews. But I'm still not going to buy Starfield till it actually releases and I can hear more opinions about it. Right now it's in some kind of early access type of thing. Where if you preorder the digital premium edition you can get access to the game early before it's released September 5th. It's still only the 2nd.

Gmanlives is doing reviews for the average normie that just wants to know if a game is good. He isn't catering to the crowd of people who like to sit around online and seethe and rage because some people bought a game and are enjoying it the types of people that like to bitch and complain nonstop about a game having microtransactions or the old games good new games bad types. That isn't who Gmanlives is for. Those types of people already have people on YouTube they can watch. I know this so I wait for other reviews. Al you can take from Gman's review is that the game isn't terrible. He said there are bugs. But that's kind of expected in modern gaming with the ability to patch games up after they launch.
 
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The grav drive they created from the relic found on mars destroyed the magnetic field of the Earth, giving humanity wings but destroying paradise. Knowing the writing so far the painfully obvious Biblical allusions are intentional and the writer probably thought he was clever.

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Epoch said:
My God, that absolutely retarded ending someone asked about earlier appears to be true, based on what I've just gotten to. This entire story reeks of 'religion le bad' pretentious reddit writing. I wonder what normies will think of this, because I find it insufferable and I can feel the smugness of the writer.

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So they are trying to make every player playing the game across every save canon. This feels like the Lorkhan Prisoner stuff from Kirkbride writing, but without the depth and intrigue, it just comes across as very pretentious and smug personally. They should have gotten Kirkbride geez.
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OMG so le deep. This is truly a heckin peer reviewed commentary on parallel universes and multiverses!
 
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