Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 25.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 145 39.1%

  • Total voters
    371
How did Nick hide what he is so well, especially considering the way he’s falling apart now? Why is he so loyal to Dick? Why throw away everything for a Howard Stern want-a-be? I really don’t understand.
It's like Josh said on stream, Dick doesn't actaully give a shit about anything and is just a yes man who would encourage him to keep doing retarded shit that will destroy his life unlike a actaul friend who would tell him what he's doing is stupid which isn't what Nick wants he just wants to live in a hugbox
 
How did Nick hide what he is so well, especially considering the way he’s falling apart now? Why is he so loyal to Dick? Why throw away everything for a Howard Stern want-a-be? I really don’t understand.
Nick has been incredibly fortunate with his streaming career and, after the Rittenhouse/Depp trials, he was the top dog of law tubers. I was legit happy for him because I preferred him over that creepily polished Legal Eagle channel, even though I was skeptical of some of his insight. The problem is that he, and many others like him couldn't resist the siren call of making his private life into "content" and tried to turn his show into more of a casual hang for the "cool" middle aged wine aunts and aspiring law students.
 
Larson is really a fun one. Last i really paid attention some dude rolled up and repo'd a dog he got from the shelter and beat his ASS.
He didn't get his ass beat, I watched like a 4 hour documentary about Larson on YouTube and the guy who got the dog is actually kind of a good troll that looks out for Daniel.
 
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Nick has been incredibly fortunate with his streaming career and, after the Rittenhouse/Depp trials, he was the top dog of law tubers. I was legit happy for him because I preferred him over that creepily polished Legal Eagle channel, even though I was skeptical of some of his insight. The problem is that he, and many others like him couldn't resist the siren call of making his private life into "content" and tried to turn his show into more of a casual hang for the "cool" middle aged wine aunts and aspiring law students.
Any up and coming paralegal or legal theory person needs to get their stuff set up.. the televised donald trump stuff is gonna be a license to print money. I want to see soemoen take nick's meal ticket from him, because i think he will sperg endlessly when someone else does it better than him.
 
P.P.S. if any of you weirdos know how to find exact timestamps of Rekieta calling Cuties child pornography or Vito a pedophile I will reward you generously (winner stickers) for finding it.
Add one more to the collection of Nick calling Vito a pedo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWWFN3aIAQs @ 3hrs and 12min
 
Hey guys help me out here.

Why is nick poking the farms to do this shit? Why not just say Vito and the farms have a right to expression whether it's thier love for a retard mother fucker or love of a ironic jail bait movie
 
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I want to see soemoen take nick's meal ticket from him, because i think he will sperg endlessly when someone else does it better than him.

Is there a contender waiting in the wings?

I suppose Emily D. Baker already surpassed Nick during Depp, but her audience and content is very normie and strict.

Legal Bytes seems completely irrelevant despite her Depp success. I haven't heard anything about her since the Nick drama.

Joe and Viva have tried and failed at carving out their own trial streaming niche.

Vices and Aussie are still Nick simps. They've picked up the ball that Nick dropped since Darrell Brooks, But they lack Nick’s former charisma to really go big IMO.

Kurt is bright but boring and moody, Branca has a very narrow self-defense focus and chimps out whenever he drinks or a woman is on screen.

Sean has a dayjob.
 
Hey guys help me out here.

Why is nick poking the farms to do this shit? Why not just say Vito and the farms have a right to expression whether it's thier love for a retard mother fucker or love of a ironic jail bait movie
Because it is in his interest to insight his fans against the site since he is no longer held in favor with the majority of the base on the site that pay attention. If the site exploded tomorrow then it's good for him. He also needs to keep the fans that he still has from becoming imprinted by the material that is on this forum.
 
Hey guys help me out here.

Why is nick poking the farms to do this shit? Why not just say Vito and the farms have a right to expression whether it's thier love for a retard mother fucker or love of a ironic jail bait movie
People are using his own principled stances against him because he is increasingly hypocritical and less of the person he was when he started reaching success. He tried to handle the change of heart by just telling his old fans to fuck off. When they did and then also started being a-logs, he doubled down and is now just an imitation of Dick.

Dick doesn't judge. He's just an enabler. You can literally be a pedophile and be his co-host. That kind of person is much easier to get along with.
 
@Strix454

He’s been doing molly for a while and even on his Locals (his hugbox after axing his Discord) was asking for local dealers on molly after the first Hedonism trip. He mentioned on Locals, a stream, or twitter having tried psilocybin (which is available at Hedo II) and willingness to try other shit.

He also was doing weed and weed gummies streams after Minnesota legalized that accidentally. He basically is speedrunning substance abuse while he has 5 young kids. Like AIDS can be accidental, getting mushbrained because you decided to smoke a crack pipe is your own fault.

EDIT: His discord mocked him, too. He nuked it because they called the Balldo gay.
I think the most pathetic part about this was in that recent Locals post or something where he claimed he's "never done illegal drugs", and it's just more of that stupid lawyer weasel wording and plausible deniability where the emphasis is on the "illegal" part because technically the weed gummies were legalized in his home state and technically the psilocybin chocolate was legal where Hedo II is located (but he totally didn't go there or anything!). Substance abuse is something you do before you have 5 kids in the house, if anybody else was as public with this bullshit they would have had their children taken away already.
 
What's the context of that clip on the front page right now of Rekieta going "Naaaaw, Dick and Vito, fuck you guys, you fucked up my life"? And does Rekieta, uh, normally sound like he's full of helium now?
 
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