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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 18 66.7%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 2 7.4%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 7 25.9%
  • Total voters
    27
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Guess this whole thing started because since Sandra died and Meigh left Ralph has no debit cards to use, and he needed some way of paying rent. As a 40 year old man who doesn't have a bank account he ended up using Wise.
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
You mean the lolicon that you married and procreated with?

The one you very recently swore up and down you didn't beg for money from? :story:
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Ralph may have finally crossed his own event horizon. The Ls are nonstop now. Snaking on Fuentes and doxing paypigs was his terminal W, now he's plunged into the coffin corner with no escape route. PILLSTREAM TIME!
 
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Fornicario said:
PILLSTREAM TIME!
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that twitter space was a pretty good pillstream. He was very blatantly xannied out. He was even doing the whole super slow motion its. not. even. hot. outside. talk and his patented Xannax stutter that he only does when he's a xanax zombie. I-i-i-i-i-i'm j-j-j-j-just s-s-s-s-s-saying M-metokur i-is a f-faggot.

It's a shame in desperation to stop talking because the xannies were kicking in he started letting actual faggots speak, so I had to tap out. But I'm sure there's some gold in that archive.
 
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Fornicario said:
Ralph may have finally crossed his own event horizon. The Ls are nonstop now. Snaking on Fuentes and doxing paypigs was his terminal W, now he's plunged into the coffin corner with no escape route. PILLSTREAM TIME!
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This "sober" LARP's been so fucking boring.

I need some more Nyquil scream-streams with hallucinated interviews.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
that twitter space was a pretty good pillstream. He was very blatantly xannied out. He was even doing the whole super slow motion its. not. even. hot. outside. talk and his patented Xannax stutter that he only does when he's a xanax zombie. I-i-i-i-i-i'm j-j-j-j-just s-s-s-s-s-saying M-metokur i-is a f-faggot.

It's a shame in desperation to stop talking because the xannies were kicking in he started letting actual faggots speak, so I had to tap out. But I'm sure there's some gold in that archive.
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While Pillstream I will always be the instant classic it deserves to be, the June? (so much rapidfire kino from Boss Hog I forget the dates) stream where he fell out on camera and Dick had to cut it also deserves contention for the Criterion Collection. His relapse has become exponentially worse with each L taken. Vickers' W clearly put Ralph into "FUKK IT ALL, I'M THE KANG BISHSES" style of living. Once he loses Hacienda del Moldo, I'm expecting the Pillstream, Apocalyptic HOLLERCAUST edition where Ralph goes out like Ripper did, except with less viewers and even less fucks given. Hell, Ralph won't even get the Golden iPod, because that's how little anyone cares.
 
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GUNTERA said:
To play RALPHAs advocate here I have never seen a more insane custody dispute in my life. Completely unhill and exhausting never ending battle
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There's no custody dispute. Ralph was convicted of a sex crime against his baby momma. Ralph required a restraining order. Ralph moved to another country. Custody is with the child's mother. He has/had the right to a certain amount of (supervised) visitation.

Which he did not use. And so other than not use the time he had, what did he do? Carped about how much it cost him to fly there for a visit or two (the alternative being what, exactly?). Showed up late if at all. Failed to source a GFM for vengeance disguised as "mah son is bein stolen from meh." Anything else?

Fleeing the country with the loli-watcher who tried to snake into your baby momma relationship and posting revenge porn of said momma will tend to make "custody battles" "uphill."
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
I think he's only on the hook for Xander's upkeep. There's no formal agreement for Rozy.
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I would expect that would be part of a divorce petition, which is complicated by the I international aspects of enforcement.
 
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Rage Pig said:
The Memphis Macro is awake
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Couldn’t be more fake. Women simply don’t see dick pics and go “I want that”. Dick pics are the antithesis to what women want and anyone who thinks women are turned on by them are just exposing themselves as male brained.

Congrats on all the gay men in your DMs Ralph!
 
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> "I made $1000 to show my dick last night."

> In this day and age, I don't think anyone can call me gay, just because I happen to be performing private cam shows on the tinywhitedicks website. Anyway I made $25.

> I told my landlord I might be a little late with the rent this month. He mentioned to me that I have a pretty mouth. I guess that's a compliment in Mexico.

> The guy who raw-dogged my ex-wife in the ass just did the same to me. Guess who he said was tighter? The Ralphamale just keeps on winning!

> A short stream tonight. Lupita says that I need to get my ass down on the corner with all those other 20-peso girls.

> Juan reckons that I'm ready for the donkey show. Not with the main donkey, you have to ease into that, but certainly with one of the support mules. Speaking of mules, the next time I cross over the Mexican border, I'll be carrying a little extra weight, heh, heh.
 
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