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[Generic Anime Girl]

cro-magnon sex offender physiognomy. horrifying!

 

[TruffleSpark]

It must be so draining being constantly offended by something or looking for something to be offended by so you think you have the moral high ground too. No wonder they are deeply unhappy people. Just say the gamer word, you'll feel better guize.

They've been getting exactly what they want over and over again over the courseof the last 10 years. And now they are more miserable than ever. What a miserable way to live your life.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Poor lil pooner. Wearing a binder so tight you fracture a rib is a true and honest sign of mental stability.

I'm still confused how the fuck you do that. Even if you have giant tits, the amount of pressure you would have to squeeze on your chest is immense. You'd have like 50 different points your body would try to stop you via pain if it was slow, and actual physical barriers via subcutaneous fat on your chest if it was fast.

 

[Poonocchio]

I'm still confused how the fuck you do that. Even if you have giant tits, the amount of pressure you would have to squeeze on your chest is immense. You'd have like 50 different points your body would try to stop you via pain if it was slow, and actual physical barriers via subcutaneous fat on your chest if it was fast.

Apparently it's very painful to do (probably akin to a mammogram which are apparently very uncomfortable). Yet another instance of insanity of Pooners/"NBs" self harming to still never pass.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Apparently it's very painful to do (probably akin to a mammogram which are apparently very uncomfortable).

A different sort of pain. Imagine your balls are pulled up and away from your body, pressed between two plates but at an angle to how they normally hang, and you have to hold your breath. There’s your mammogram. At least with binding they’re in the right position. Still painful though, and you can’t breathe properly for hours.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

But what on earth do troons mean when they say they are having more "women-like, full body orgasm"?

I really have no idea, and I don’t think they do either. We will never actually know what the opposite sex feels because it’s impossible, the entire body is different. All one can do is try to decipher descriptions, but even then we’ll never feel the same thing.
I’m sure most of us have read about the “full body womanly experience”, and they must just be thinking of this as the female standard. No two orgasms are the same anyway lol
Honestly it all just reads as tranny cope because they destroyed themselves. Note the amount of sadtroons who, after cutting off their balls and dick, suddenly can’t coom & are considering 41%.

 

[Poonocchio]

Imagine your balls

I don't have balls but it still sounds horrific.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

But what on earth do troons mean when they say they are having more "women-like, full body orgasm"?

Gonna guess it comes from watching too much porn where the actresses play up having an orgasm so the viewer can tell what's going on. So when an actress screams out, arches her back, curls her toes and whatever they think she's feeling it in her entire body. And now they've convinced themselves full body orgasms are a thing without ever actually asking a real woman. Love that for them, they must be absolutely seething at the fact they can't reach the fabled full body thing but having to act like they do to keep up the no-regrets-lie

 

[Poonocchio]

The thought process of these retarded men is so fucking bizarre and insane.

But we are the biology deniers and supposed to believe the same shit as these people about muh educated biology when they can't grasp the basics of "castration = no coom". Okay little dickless buddy.

 

[CarbieDoll2]

Re: full body orgasms and bad troon anatomy.

Let me introduce you to the wonderful anatomy of the clitoris.

See, it's not just an external knob, it's a complex organ, which can not be replicated in men. What troons have is a cruel mockery.

See those tendrils labelled Crus Clitoris? Those go in the groin area and, with enough patience and care from your partner, an orgasm can hit you like a tonne of bricks and cause leg shakes and small convulsions. It's because the clitoris is overstimullated and all of its structure twitches while orgasming.

A troon could never.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Literal potatohead.

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I was thinking

oh hey look at that site name, frens!

https://www.kiwifamilies.co.nz/articles/grass-head-men/

 

[Oliver Onions]

Re: full body orgasms and bad troon anatomy.

Let me introduce you to the wonderful anatomy of the clitoris.

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See, it's not just an external knob, it's a complex organ, which can not be replicated in men. What troons have is a cruel mockery.

See those tendrils labelled Crus Clitoris? Those go in the groin area and, with enough patience and care from your partner, an orgasm can hit you like a tonne of bricks and cause leg shakes and small convulsions. It's because the clitoris is overstimullated and all of its structure twitches while orgasming.

A troon could never.

Half of these sound like Dark Souls bosses. Blub of Vestibule would fit right in in Blight Town.

 

[PetiteFeet]

But what on earth do troons mean when they say they are having more "women-like, full body orgasm"?

I suspect it's just one of those things where the opposite gender can't really ever relate to "the other side". That and porn sickness. TIMs are gaslighting each other with these mythical "full body orgasms" that only porn actresses experience, chasing what is a unicorn - not real.

Spoiler: retardation inside

Just like I as a woman can only imagine what shooting ropes of cum feels like, my brain will cook up different ideas but none of them will ever be the true sensation.
I imagine lots of TIFs do the same, thanks to fanfiction websites like AO3 or Wattpad or [insert your own favourite] - erotic fiction written by women will always share some similarities, especially when said fiction is written and consumed by kissless virgins. These women also love to mythologise sexual intercourse, with the men in their stories fucking like animals for hours and the women orgasming with violent, cataclysmic orgasms that shake them to their very soul and post-coitus the pair is soulbonded because only true lovers can enjoy one another's bodies on that spiritual level.

We all know that that's simply not true for how real sex is. Sure, we've come a long way since the days of a man simply taking his wife as is his right to seed an heir, but there are a lot of lies and myths that get perpetuated thanks to MSM and porn being available at the touch of a button.
That and we have this semi-useless profession today called a sex therapist or sexologist. Some of them are horny eccentric weirdos that should've been gelded before puberty, and some of them have actual merit to couples whose sex life sucks but it's more akin to couples' therapy with an addition of sexual knowledge. Some of these people write long essays on "the wonderful female sex organ" or "powerful erections that cure cancer" or whatever. Some of it is useful knowledge that should be further studied and made more easily available to young adults during Sex Ed, and some of it ends up being entirely useless and a detriment to society because it further perpetuates dangerous viewpoints.

TLDR - they're men and they will never understand how women's bodies work.

https://archive.ph/Weo5s

Some insane copium from another troon subreddit,

no pictures of this hon, sadly.

Sorry, ShatteredColon. You'll always be clockable. Also literally 14.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

Also, am I the only one who thinks that the way this Asian guy is portrayed seems stereotypically racist? That hair cut and the eyes spaced unnecessarily far just makes me think of one of those racist caricatures. LMAO

Not defending the picture, but is the face that far off from your average Far Easterner? You can't make up an ambiguous brown talking to a literal yellow-skinned Ching Chong while a cracker and a nigger stand confused in the background.

Spoiler: Faces

Would've been perfect to make the the main chick Filipino, since it would cover quadruple representation: brown, Asian, non-binary (?), and a woman all at once.

 

[Stan]

ladies, dont you HATE it when your clit falls off? #justgirlythings

just gotta slap some duct tape on that and you're good.
Or maybe that's for wart removal. Eh, no matter.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Spoiler: Text

MtF: I am having a hard time accepting the fact that I will always be seen as a man. No matter how hard I try to explain why calling me a man, dude, guy, bro etc, to someone who thinks it's okay to misgender me because he doesn't understand why it's not, isn't okay, and that I don't expect him to understand a trans specific issue, that I know that they cannot understand it completely, and therefore aren't expected to. But on the other hand Respect is expected, unless I've not given it. No matter how hard I try to explain this to certain people, they won't get it. Which is okay, I only want them to believe me, unless I've given them a reason not.to, when I say that misgendering me hurts me, and respect my wish to not be misgendered. They just refuse. Actually misgendering me on purpose While I'm right in the middle of explaining myself and why it hurts me, how bad it hurts me, and why they shouldn't do it. Saying things like "bro, it's not a big deal", "stop being such a girl about it"...!!!!! Or "man up, stop making it a big deal". They refuse to hear me when I scream.that it IS a big deal. It is my whole life!! If I am forced to live as a.man, if I am refused the right to live as my authentic self, that I would rather not live at all.. If I am constantly reminded of who I was born as, if my transition keeps getting reset by misgendering. Is rather die. They just don't get it..further mocking me calling me dude, etc. Even more so ow after explaining at length the reason for my depression. I am 40 years old, I gave 38 years to societies expectations of who they thought I should be. I refuse.to give another.minute to them. I want to be ME I was to live MY LIFE for ME for the rest of.my life, and if.im denied that, then Id rather take it, as no to give anymore time to society. If I can't be me, I don't want.to be I say all this, and they tell me to " grow up" or " stop being a drama queen". I'm literally begging at this point to just drop the conversation because.its causing meuch distress and all they can do is try to CONVINCE me.to.be.okay with this. That I should stop taking offense to this. Even when I explain that it has nothing to do with offense being taken and everything to do with those words being trigger words that just remind me of.who.i.was born as, resetting any self progrwss made, and how.its noty choice.to be hurt by this but rather an inevitability due to the refusal to stop using trigger words when addressing me. I'm still treated like I am making a conscious choice for this misgender assault to harm me. Treating me like I'm the wrongdoer here and I should stop taking offense to it It gets all twisted around til I'm getting accosted and treated like the assailant, and them playing victim. All of this because they can't understand that.its normal for them.to.not.understand a trans specific issue due to them not being trans. And understanding isn't what I seek or expect. For them to just understand that common courtesy and respect is all I ask for. Unless otherwise undeserving of it. And since they don't understand, it's okay for them to do it.and.fucked.up for me even mentioning it.

Now my issue is that this exact senario..isn't the account of one.person It is Almost EVERY PERSON I speak to about misgendering me If they misgender me and I politely correct them of my gender I get this scenario . every single time. Another rebuttlw is that they call everyone's bro..even cis women... Which is a.horriblw rebuttal because it does not matter.to me ONE BIT what they call cis women with Whole Vaginas on they're body that are Not worried about them seeing them as men, who do NOT have gender dysphoria, who are NOT ME... I don't care what they call ANYONE else..I'm talking about what they call ME. THEY DONT GET IT... WHY CANT RHEY AT LEAST RESPECT THAT IT HURTS ME, AND STOP?

This hurts me REALLY BAD I mean each time I go through this..it leaves me crying..seeing a man in the.mirror.. Hating myself..leaving me emotionally exhausted...for days.. sometimes longer than a week. Feeling totally used, and wasted... And it's so hard to get back to feeling and loving myself again and being all the ME I can be....only to have all of that progress be washed down the drain with the next "hey bro" I hear.

How can I fix this from hurting me.so bad!? And why won't ANY FUCKING BODY CARE ABOUT ME ENOUGH TO STOP TORTURING ME;? it really rapes my will to live. But.i.am.told to stop making such a big deal out of it.... It's not cool,.it's not fun. If.i could escape gender dysphoria..don't u THINK.I WOULD!? PLEASE HELP ME!!>I beg of this as I ball crying...feeling so alone.. and abused. I don't like feeling like a victim I'm fucking tired.of being one.

Youtube where he spergs that he got thrown out of a gas station or something and threatening to sue them because they didn't let his dog in.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

man up, stop making it a big deal

My sides, looks like this is the ultimate AND universal non-obscene insult you can give to trans of any sort; they are all butthurt by it.

 

[Mad_Dog]

But what on earth do troons mean when they say they are having more "women-like, full body orgasm"?

Spoiler: OT PL XXX

I used to hookup with a woman with whom I had very good bedroom chemistry. She would orgasm quickly, extremely hard and for a loooong time. At first it was fun and I felt proud but it quickly becomes annoying. Think premature ejaculation but for women. I was barely getting warmed up and there she was, orgasming with these full body spasms and saying incoherent stuff.
I'd tell her to walk it off and she'd try, that went about as well as you'd imagine. Think a naked, russian looking, blond, siliconed bimbo type female trying to walk while cooming her tits off, it genuinely looked like she had cerebral palsy. It was kinda hilarious to watch her do that, especially while she was saying "but you don't know what it's like, it's too much! make it stop!" I wish I could, babe. This is what it looked like.
She'd eventually calm down after a few minutes and we'd get going again but two minutes in... thar she blows!!!
Troons will never get that experience, it's their forbidden fruit. By reaching for it, they have condemned themselves to a life of pain and misery.
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[Armitage]

The balls hanging out is a nice touch.

"Mairoula" is a childish nickname for Mary, if anyone is curious.


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Jesus, I haven't come across any troons yet in Greece and to be honest the regions I go into you only now start seeing some gay and lesbians couples in the cities among the students. I think you still don't really will see them out in the wild outside of maybe some tourist areas

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Instead they will tell him tranny fairy tales about full body orgasms. It's like these Nigerian E-Mail scams. Idiots will fall for their lies.

But what on earth do troons mean when they say they are having more "women-like, full body orgasm"?

A well documented phenomenon that intact men can have when suffering from ED. A sequence of unsatisfying mini-climaxes with pelvic thrusting resulting from extreme stimulation of erogenous zones absent an erection.

Extreme cope == Calling a symptom of male sexual disfunction a female orgasm.

What is it like with a vee jay?

As promised, follow up.