More post-jail sightings megathread

Xenomorph said:
My question is to everyone in here: without mentioning where you live do you think your home state would have ruled the same way? :thinking:
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Police would have accidentally shot Barb when trying to arrest Chris in my state, but at least she wouldn't be having to live in this hell now regardless of the trial outcome so truly a mercy killing.
Generic Anime Girl said:
This shit feels lynchian
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It's starting to look more like the first season of True Detective.
Toasted Boat said:
The second coming of Christ is already happening right as we speak.
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Is chris really jesus? Or is it josh? Stay tuned to find out next time on DRAGON BAL-*shoots self in the head*
 
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Somebody posted a new sighting of chris. What even is this outfit? Also when did Chris dye his hair?

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Divine right to rule said:
His fantasy came true.
He pretty much has a state-assigned GF now.

Seriously Virginia, what the fuck.
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Now that I think of it, the offense was "Incest with child". Virginian law only recognizes the parent as the initiator of incest, not the child. Chris was the child, so by definition Barb was the one who initiated it.... and she was unable to testify.
 
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Chud Visigoth said:
I wonder what Rocky's take is on all of this, with how big of an enabler she was.
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I feel like becoming a Christorical figure is like an unfortunate curse that ties you to this man for eternity. Imagine you just want to open a card shop where kids can play and trade Pokemon cards, but now your history is forever intertwined with Chris. No matter what happens you are forever part of this series of unfortunate events which is Chris' life.

Dr. Ricearoni said:
>people really thought there would be consequences
>people really doubted chris when he said he'd get to go home once the confusion is cleared up
Lol. Lmao, even.
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Chris has main character levels of plot armor. His entire life is a sitcom and no matter what he does he'll always be right back in time for the next episode.

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